There's a dinosaur in my washing machine,
having himself a bath.
There's a Brontosaurs in my refrigerator,
having himself a snack.
The Raptor in the rec room is just
romping round the ground.

There's a pony parading through the puddin',
A stallion on the stove.
There's horse in my hamper,
wrinkling all the clothes.

A duck went down the drain today,
while emptying the tub.
The cat is on the keyboard,
asking for a hug.

You might think my menagerie strange,
But you don't know the half –
That's just the animals,
who've given you a laugh.
 
There's a truck in the toilet,
a tractor on the bed,
and a big, pink convertible,
parked upon its head.
I found an airplane in my dishwasher
and a copter in the cupboard.
The books are in the broom closet,
The brooms are on the lawn.
Socks are on the front porch
Waiting for summer to come.
 
If this all seems crazy to you,
I'll guess that you don't know
the joy it is to have this mess
If you've not yet 
been blessed... 
'Cause sleeping in the car
Are toddlers two, and three.

04/02/2019
~MRC

If Brontosaurs Rex was still around, we would never
get to harvest the apples from our French Golden
delicious Trees x 2 that I brought from Provence.

Extinction is in ratio with evolution, natures culling,
the perfect balance, but what would be ideal, is if
there were no humans, a flattening of the pyramid.

But as the animal kingdom began loosing their portion
of the equilateral in this equity equation, nature once
again arbitrated and created an appetite for vegetarianism.

So, you see, everything will happen without our intervention,
it always has and stocks replenish because of the invisible
moratorium which we are all participating in, it's a universal law.

As for global warming, again there is this wonderful
thermostatically controlled system of a hemispherical
differential which we call night/winter against day/summer.

And Covid, surely it is better than war, modern war may
not be the way to go, so again, population control will be
looked after, nature will find another way to imbalance us.

The earth shows up those of value
and those who are good for nothing.