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"behaving" poems
# *This coup A new nation Loyal dedication Its classification* ‘Species procreation’ Prevents us from facing A human cessation selective mutation Gestation Creation It may help explaining The reasons Behaving *But not the foundation Or actions We’re basing* A simplification is “continuation” A checkbox left vacant *Fulfillment We’re chasing* We sweat Eyes are gazing A slight palpitation In need of hydration Complete excitation Without hesitation Intense stimulation **Deep urges Heart racing** *Driven By sensations* **Unbounded fixation Pelvic Undulations Clothing Perforations Time no longer wasting** ***This capitulation a Sanctification ****** gyrations Hint of *********** The bedroom Safe haven For what we are craving *Once out and displaying* It all had been taken Before Feeling vacant Freed imagination A resuscitation Indulged depravation A rhythm we’re setting The giving and getting **Destroying the bedding** All else I’m forgetting Entwined with each other Like entangled netting *Both on the same trip In a unified heading* Now comes the summation A true Revelation Final culmination Smash all expectations ***Volcanic eruption*** That lasts the duration **Loud gasp We unlock** Filled with gratification #
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Jul 10, 2018
Jul 10, 2018 at 3:19 AM UTC
Undulated Desires
When people ask if you're weird, or tell you, or want to believe themselves strange, eclectic, or odd. It's vaguely disgusting to me, cringeworthy in a mild degree. We think we're so different, but we are not. The individualism of people should be and is comparable to the individualism of ants. Who looks at the anthill and sees something in particular, something behaving specifically "uniquely" from every ant and every anthill? Why do you believe in yourself? I see this, as a conversation about depression, and your partner does not respect you but instead wants to tell you how they feel worse, or have it worse, or "understand" more about the affirmation or situation. A person looking for individuality through a lens of misery, anguish, and sadness, is truly alone in their minds, and missing the reality that these depressions exist without them. The statement, "you are not alone" is an attack, or an offense to these people, because it says "you are not as unique as you think", it strips them of their identity and individuality. This is true of many ideologies and affirmations. I quit individuality, this constricting sense of holding everything of yourself in center, to be a drop in the whole, something fluid. If you split your affirmations from yourself, you'd see we're all the same; Affirmations are just currents in the ocean. I look at myself; and people see a man, a radical feminist, and sometimes a musician. As labels, these each have their own presupposed notions, [especially, "man" or "male" in the patriarchal gaze] which hardly, if ever, are true, but as affirmations, when I consent to using them, these are no longer stereotypes that constrain me, but similarities that I realize I can embrace or shut out in others. Affirmations do not make me more unique, but similar to more people. If I remove these affirmations to try and get to my "true" center, my purest form of self, I see I am without meaning. This is why I quit Individuality.
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Jun 28, 2014
Jun 28, 2014 at 1:59 PM UTC
"Why I Quit Individuality."
When people ask if you're weird, or tell you, or want to believe themselves strange, eclectic, or odd. It's vaguely disgusting to me, cringeworthy in a mild degree. We think we're so different, but we are not. The individualism of people should be and is comparable to the individualism of ants. Who looks at the anthill and sees something in particular, something behaving specifically "uniquely" from every ant and every anthill? Why do you believe in yourself? I see this, as a conversation about depression, and your partner does not respect you but instead wants to tell you how they feel worse, or have it worse, or "understand" more about the affirmation or situation. A person looking for individuality through a lens of misery, anguish, and sadness, is truly alone in their minds, and missing the reality that these depressions exist without them. The statement, "you are not alone" is an attack, or an offense to these people, because it says "you are not as unique as you think", it strips them of their identity and individuality. This is true of many ideologies and affirmations. I quit individuality, this constricting sense of holding everything of yourself in center, to be a drop in the whole, something fluid. If you split your affirmations from yourself, you'd see we're all the same; Affirmations are just currents in the ocean. I look at myself; and people see a man, a radical feminist, and sometimes a musician. As labels, these each have their own presupposed notions, [especially, "man" or "male" in the patriarchal gaze] which hardly, if ever, are true, but as affirmations, when I consent to using them, these are no longer stereotypes that constrain me, but similarities that I realize I can embrace or shut out in others. Affirmations do not make me more unique, but similar to more people. If I remove these affirmations to try and get to my "true" center, my purest form of self, I see I am without meaning. This is why I quit Individuality.
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In our world technological, Here's how to talk to gadgets digital, "Now, listen up, keyboard and router, Not to mention dysfunctional mouser... Are you listening to me carefully? (I am talking to them, but silently), I do have replacements for each of thee, I see a future ahead of you three, Tossed into the gaping jaws of a bin, off to the council tip, repository of sin, Did you hear that? Listening in, Stop trying to do my head in!" Now they're behaving dutifully, Technology responding beautifully, "I'm warning each one of thee, No more messing around with me!" Yes, how to talk to technology! (But make sure you do it silently!)
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May 11, 2016
May 11, 2016 at 4:55 PM UTC
HOW TO TALK TO TECHNOLOGY........
I want you to be entirely distracted by my surface the sunlight above me I want you I want you content with my forecast of calm waves each encounter Follow my subtle guidelines Behaving as a good mother I"ll command you out of the ocean if you swim too far from shore Or if you dare plunge your head under me Sexually Remain floating on my surface layer this is where the honey moon stage lasts Do not stare into the eyes of a hurricane storms in me churning off the coast of "you had no clue" will leave you washed up on Island Nowhere Absolutely no swimming after sunset I don't care if you hear the waves sigh all night In this situation I am God knowing whats best for you saving you from drowning in my cycle
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Aug 3, 2018
Aug 3, 2018 at 9:49 PM UTC
Secrets
Many believe they know the law Because they were arrested; Others know how to teach Because they too were tested. If you have a religious question, They attended church; Mention you've an ache or pain, They diagnose your hurt. Should you bring up politics, Republican or worse, They'll explain Democracy Cause they've been free since birth. Admit your car is pinging, Your faucets aren't behaving, The oven isn't cooking right, Your fridge is warm and shaking, The air conditioner's out of whack, Your furnace has turned blue, They'll tell you what to do: Change the thermo-coupler. It's always their one answer. Say you like this stock or bond, An investment that's appealing, They'll  discourse that all agents Are cunning conniving stealing. On Monday mention the big game, They'll re-play, play by play, As if you slept right through it. If you hear a rousing band, Attend a movie or a play, Know-its are informed critics, Once they were stagehands. They pose as friends and family, Waiting for an opening, To disrupt with diatribe, To display how much they know. I know what I'm on about, So let me advise you, I'm a Know-It-All poet, All I write is true. So, *Never miss the opportunity To keep your mouth shut too*.
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Apr 19, 2017
Apr 19, 2017 at 10:54 AM UTC
Know-It-Alls
I met her on a narrow street of old Verona Her beauty’s magical, her name was Lady Mona She rolled a cigarette between her diva fingers A little cherry smoke around her gently lingers She had a long deep fire-coloured autumn hair That with the wind dance as if out of very care Her eyes are brighter, gayer then azure sapphires Two little diamonds that can start unholy fires Her ******* are full of life, the sweetest goddess milk It taste like childhood memories wrapped up in silk The skin – an undiscovered lands of sinful wild It sends you on a trip so rough yet very mild She was so picturesque, a genuine sugarbomb Like rays of sun that dazzle through a naked palm I pray thee, Jupiter, align the heaven stars And let me be the one who strikes of her guitars Wish I could walk to her and ask her dearly out I feel so brave yet nervous, want to scream and shout I want to spill it out, express my inner passion But that’s not me behaving in such crazy fashion Hell to the no! I go! I’ll spit my fire lines! I am a blonde! I curse those stupid *** designs I’ll offer things to her, I promise I’ll pushy **** I am gonna offer her my cola ***** If men be ***** models, I shall be one too I have one in my mouth – a nasty point of view If men can flirt and conquer, so can ******* I This Aphrodite’s taken, she is only mine I walk to her, approach her like the mighty Taurus Rehearse my lyrics, shuffle through my love thesaurus I smell perfume – ambrosia, nectar, lemonade… Formation, hold up, queen of… ******* Lemonade..? “What is the name of thee, do tell me, pretty dear Just like the beauty goddess you to me appear By any chance you are one of the youthful Graces? Be careful, darling, I can see your leather laces”
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Dec 9, 2018
Dec 9, 2018 at 2:42 PM UTC
Once Upon A Time In Verona (Part Uno)
I met her on a narrow street of old Verona Her beauty’s magical, her name was Lady Mona She rolled a cigarette between her diva fingers A little cherry smoke around her gently lingers She had a long deep fire-coloured autumn hair That with the wind dance as if out of very care Her eyes are brighter, gayer then azure sapphires Two little diamonds that can start unholy fires Her ******* are full of life, the sweetest goddess milk It taste like childhood memories wrapped up in silk The skin – an undiscovered lands of sinful wild It sends you on a trip so rough yet very mild She was so picturesque, a genuine sugarbomb Like rays of sun that dazzle through a naked palm I pray thee, Jupiter, align the heaven stars And let me be the one who strikes of her guitars Wish I could walk to her and ask her dearly out I feel so brave yet nervous, want to scream and shout I want to spill it out, express my inner passion But that’s not me behaving in such crazy fashion Hell to the no! I go! I’ll spit my fire lines! I am a blonde! I curse those stupid *** designs I’ll offer things to her, I promise I’ll pushy **** I am gonna offer her my cola ***** If men be ***** models, I shall be one too I have one in my mouth – a nasty point of view If men can flirt and conquer, so can ******* I This Aphrodite’s taken, she is only mine I walk to her, approach her like the mighty Taurus Rehearse my lyrics, shuffle through my love thesaurus I smell perfume – ambrosia, nectar, lemonade… Formation, hold up, queen of… ******* Lemonade..? “What is the name of thee, do tell me, pretty dear Just like the beauty goddess you to me appear By any chance you are one of the youthful Graces? Be careful, darling, I can see your leather laces”
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Mistah Kurtz—he dead. A penny for the Old Guy I We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats’ feet over broken glass In our dry cellar Shape without form, shade without colour, Paralysed force, gesture without motion; Those who have crossed With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom Remember us—if at all—not as lost Violent souls, but only As the hollow men The stuffed men. II Eyes I dare not meet in dreams In death’s dream kingdom These do not appear: There, the eyes are Sunlight on a broken column There, is a tree swinging And voices are In the wind’s singing More distant and more solemn Than a fading star. Let me be no nearer In death’s dream kingdom Let me also wear Such deliberate disguises Rat’s coat, crowskin, crossed staves In a field Behaving as the wind behaves No nearer— Not that final meeting In the twilight kingdom III This is the dead land This is cactus land Here the stone images Are raised, here they receive The supplication of a dead man’s hand Under the twinkle of a fading star. Is it like this In death’s other kingdom Waking alone At the hour when we are Trembling with tenderness Lips that would kiss Form prayers to broken stone. IV The eyes are not here There are no eyes here In this valley of dying stars In this hollow valley This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms In this last of meeting places We ***** together And avoid speech Gathered on this beach of the tumid river Sightless, unless The eyes reappear As the perpetual star Multifoliate rose Of death’s twilight kingdom The hope only Of empty men. V Here we go round the prickly pear Prickly pear prickly pear Here we go round the prickly pear At five o’clock in the morning. Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow For Thine is the Kingdom Between the conception And the creation Between the emotion And the response Falls the Shadow Life is very long Between the desire And the spasm Between the potency And the existence Between the essence And the descent Falls the Shadow For Thine is the Kingdom For Thine is Life is For Thine is the This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
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The Hollow Men
Mistah Kurtz—he dead. A penny for the Old Guy I We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats’ feet over broken glass In our dry cellar Shape without form, shade without colour, Paralysed force, gesture without motion; Those who have crossed With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom Remember us—if at all—not as lost Violent souls, but only As the hollow men The stuffed men. II Eyes I dare not meet in dreams In death’s dream kingdom These do not appear: There, the eyes are Sunlight on a broken column There, is a tree swinging And voices are In the wind’s singing More distant and more solemn Than a fading star. Let me be no nearer In death’s dream kingdom Let me also wear Such deliberate disguises Rat’s coat, crowskin, crossed staves In a field Behaving as the wind behaves No nearer— Not that final meeting In the twilight kingdom III This is the dead land This is cactus land Here the stone images Are raised, here they receive The supplication of a dead man’s hand Under the twinkle of a fading star. Is it like this In death’s other kingdom Waking alone At the hour when we are Trembling with tenderness Lips that would kiss Form prayers to broken stone. IV The eyes are not here There are no eyes here In this valley of dying stars In this hollow valley This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms In this last of meeting places We ***** together And avoid speech Gathered on this beach of the tumid river Sightless, unless The eyes reappear As the perpetual star Multifoliate rose Of death’s twilight kingdom The hope only Of empty men. V Here we go round the prickly pear Prickly pear prickly pear Here we go round the prickly pear At five o’clock in the morning. Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow For Thine is the Kingdom Between the conception And the creation Between the emotion And the response Falls the Shadow Life is very long Between the desire And the spasm Between the potency And the existence Between the essence And the descent Falls the Shadow For Thine is the Kingdom For Thine is Life is For Thine is the This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
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Little Toy Soldiers going off to war None will ever live to  see age twenty four None of them even  know what they're fighting for Little Toy Soldiers going off to war The world has always been this way With Emperors and Kings Fighting with toy soldiers And the glory that it brings Land, beliefs, religion The basis of the war fought by young toy soldiers Who all die by the score Time has taught us nothing But, it's changed the way we fight War is a full day job Now that it is fought at night The boards of little armies Are now shown up on the screen With all the little soldiers Lit in different shades of green They used to be all metal Painted up in nice bright shades With a General on horseback Leading all his smart brigades Then, the men were plastic glued to bits of wood Behaving as a unit Just like a soldier should Now, the war is different They're up there in different hues You can watch them fight in real time Just like on the nightly news The only thing remaining The thing that's stayed the same Is that nobody in power Know the Little Soldiers names Little Toy Soldiers going off to war None will ever live to  see age twenty four None of them even  know what they're fighting for Little Toy Soldiers going off to war
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May 23, 2016
May 23, 2016 at 3:19 PM UTC
Little Toy Soldiers
An artist draw A writer write An actor act And an admirer admire But sometimes we need to look back To people that has been supporting us To ones who helps in need To that person following the path we lead I can't write a good poem That's not true the poem is in you And If I keep one trying why? Look at the sky vast and high We need supporters One is enough But two won't hurt And so on Life full of ups and downs Surprise or repetition Reward of punishment But think of that as a gift not a burden We can learn a lot from people around us Behaving, Talking, and such Sometimes looking back worth a try But don't let the time passes by
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Sep 6, 2014
Sep 6, 2014 at 12:51 PM UTC
Idolizing an Admirer
Love like real Doves who act real Together like one For truth you are one Behaving lovebirds Innocent like two lovely birds Wasting time together Because each is for the other For you love each other And you only 'know' each other . Call it affectionate For really it is affectionate.
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Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 11:31 PM UTC
affection
I am a space alien And I like it here So could you please stop ******* everything up With this patriotic Nationalistic Bull crap And stop behaving like baboons Every time someone waves a flag? And just keep it at the cute level Like when someone wins a game Or have an album hitting number one On the American Billboard That is not American And leave some space for those of us Who think you're otherwise OK All of you. Besides It's not like I have anywhere else to go Until you all come together And make some proper FTL-drives Already
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Jun 6, 2016
Jun 6, 2016 at 8:54 AM UTC
I am a Space Alien
Cause you're toxic       Defiled shedding the old you exposing a new person you have turned into You're not around me... now But when you are I'm falling like I'm drowning This friendships crowning Evolved into another person that I just don't need. Cause you're all full of passive aggressive rage that's melted my sight. What's hidden and hissing waiting to devoure me. Brainwashed to all the lies that you've been telling me. Seducing me, loving me with self loathing injections, posioning. Leading me to believe. Lies. In the trenches abandion. Dark. Quite. So I stop being afraid. Nothing flogging me. Reality: The unforgiving madness. Like a light in the darkness. My Heart. I see that I can be worthy. I just gotta figure out how to get back my selfesteem again. No one wants to lick my wounds of unchanging torture. Cause I have been walking around in a salted skin. Never healing, never dealing, with all the injuries that I've taken. Don't want to soak up the death were you've laid me to rest. Cause it's changing me. You are not me. I will never be you. You wanted me invisible, you still do, when all you can be is you. Lets call it what it is: Resentment. You will never be me! Sorry imitation. It's what's in the heart. Look at me. Strong again. Prying off the scabs of pain   Disinfecting Nine years and this is the end.
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Oct 8, 2013
Oct 8, 2013 at 2:14 PM UTC
Bestfriend Behaving Badly
HATE BEING THE ONE THAT HAS TO BEHAVE YOU SEE, I KNOW MY BROTHER IS ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS BUT I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, SOMETIMES I AM JUST BEING COOL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE GOOD, LIKE MY PERFECT FAMILY IT’S HARD TO DISCIPLINED TO, JUST BECAUSE, I MUCKED WITH THE OLD FOGIES I HATE, HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A TOTAL AND UTTER LOSER YOU SEE, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY AND DISCIPLINE ME, I FIND IT HARD LIKE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I HATED DADS DISCIPLINE RULE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I AM A NICE PERSON YOU SEE, IF I GOOF UP, I AM TOLD, I HAVE NO MATES ANYMORE ALL BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING OUT OF LINE I KNOW MY BROTHER HAS A WIFE AND KIDS, AND WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME IF I BEHAVE, CAUSE I AM COOL, MAN, THE COOLEST DUDE IN CANBERRA I HATE WHEN I HEAR THE VOICES BE LIKE US, WHEN I EXPRESS MYSELF OVER THE WEB YOU SEE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE, I AM A COOL AND REGULAR GUY I DESERVE TO BE LIKED, I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKED FOR BEING PATHETIC, NO WAY I HAD VOICES FROM THE PARANORMAL, YA SEE I AM A NICE COOL PERSON WHY CAN’T I ENJOY THINGS, JUST BECAUSE I ****** OFF PEOPLE I FEEL IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SAY TO ME, I WAS WRONG BUT I HATE BEING DISCIPLINED, PLEASE DON’T DISCIPLINE ME I AM 45, AND I AIN’T COMMITTING ANY CRIMES, I AM STILL SEEING THESE DUDES I USED TO GET DRUNK WITH, SOME WERE GOOD BLOKES IT’S JUST THAT BACK THEN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR OUR OUTINGS I LIKE FOOTBALL, AND I LIKE GOING OUT HAVING FUN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO BEHAVE MYSELF I HATED BEING TREATED LIKE A NICE AND POLITE MAN WHILE MY MATES CAN BE LEFT ALONE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE THAT MAN KEN, I HAVE TO BEHAVE FOR HIM I CAN’T STAND BEHAVING FOR ANYONE, BEHAVING IS DUNB AND BEHAVING IS WRONG I HATE CATHOLIC MORALS, AND I HATE DISCIPLINE, BUT I FEEL ONLY OLD FOGIES HAVE DISCIPLINE MORALS I TRY AND BE GOOD, WHEN I GO OUT TO EVENTS, BUTB SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO EXCEPT DISCIPLINE CAUSE WHY CAN’T I JUST BE ALLOWED TO MAKE A BIT OF NOISE I AM ON MEDICATION, YA SEE IT’S MY DESTINATION, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, SO I TAKE MEDICATION I THOUGHT DAD WAS STARTING TO SEE MY WAY OF LIFE, YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A GOOD BOY BEING A GOOD BOY DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I WANT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT TO BE LIKED I SING A SONG, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY, CAUSE HE TRIED TO JUST THINK I LIKED DISCIPLINE I HATE BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER SHUT UP, CAUSE, I FOLLOW MY OWN STYLE WHICH IS FUN, I BELIEVE IN HAVING FUN WHEREVER I GO OUT INTO THIS WORLD I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN’T REALISE, I HATE DISCIPLINE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR LIFE I HATE BEING TOLD I HAVE TO BEHAVE, WHY DON’T YOU BEHAVE, YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE, YOUR A TOTAL LOSER, BUDDY OLE BOY OLE CHUM OLE PAL I AM GOING TO THE BOTANIC GARDENS TONIGHT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH DISCIPLINE LOVING NERDS I DON’T DO BEHAVING, OK I WILL NEVER DO BEHAVING, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE I AM A COOL MIDDLE AGER, WHO LOVES TO PARTY STOP DISCIPLINING ME, YA **** OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC
I HATE OLD HAGS DISCIPLINING ME, BUDDY
HATE BEING THE ONE THAT HAS TO BEHAVE YOU SEE, I KNOW MY BROTHER IS ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS BUT I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, SOMETIMES I AM JUST BEING COOL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE GOOD, LIKE MY PERFECT FAMILY IT’S HARD TO DISCIPLINED TO, JUST BECAUSE, I MUCKED WITH THE OLD FOGIES I HATE, HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A TOTAL AND UTTER LOSER YOU SEE, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY AND DISCIPLINE ME, I FIND IT HARD LIKE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I HATED DADS DISCIPLINE RULE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I AM A NICE PERSON YOU SEE, IF I GOOF UP, I AM TOLD, I HAVE NO MATES ANYMORE ALL BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING OUT OF LINE I KNOW MY BROTHER HAS A WIFE AND KIDS, AND WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME IF I BEHAVE, CAUSE I AM COOL, MAN, THE COOLEST DUDE IN CANBERRA I HATE WHEN I HEAR THE VOICES BE LIKE US, WHEN I EXPRESS MYSELF OVER THE WEB YOU SEE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE, I AM A COOL AND REGULAR GUY I DESERVE TO BE LIKED, I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKED FOR BEING PATHETIC, NO WAY I HAD VOICES FROM THE PARANORMAL, YA SEE I AM A NICE COOL PERSON WHY CAN’T I ENJOY THINGS, JUST BECAUSE I ****** OFF PEOPLE I FEEL IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SAY TO ME, I WAS WRONG BUT I HATE BEING DISCIPLINED, PLEASE DON’T DISCIPLINE ME I AM 45, AND I AIN’T COMMITTING ANY CRIMES, I AM STILL SEEING THESE DUDES I USED TO GET DRUNK WITH, SOME WERE GOOD BLOKES IT’S JUST THAT BACK THEN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR OUR OUTINGS I LIKE FOOTBALL, AND I LIKE GOING OUT HAVING FUN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO BEHAVE MYSELF I HATED BEING TREATED LIKE A NICE AND POLITE MAN WHILE MY MATES CAN BE LEFT ALONE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE THAT MAN KEN, I HAVE TO BEHAVE FOR HIM I CAN’T STAND BEHAVING FOR ANYONE, BEHAVING IS DUNB AND BEHAVING IS WRONG I HATE CATHOLIC MORALS, AND I HATE DISCIPLINE, BUT I FEEL ONLY OLD FOGIES HAVE DISCIPLINE MORALS I TRY AND BE GOOD, WHEN I GO OUT TO EVENTS, BUTB SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO EXCEPT DISCIPLINE CAUSE WHY CAN’T I JUST BE ALLOWED TO MAKE A BIT OF NOISE I AM ON MEDICATION, YA SEE IT’S MY DESTINATION, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, SO I TAKE MEDICATION I THOUGHT DAD WAS STARTING TO SEE MY WAY OF LIFE, YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A GOOD BOY BEING A GOOD BOY DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I WANT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT TO BE LIKED I SING A SONG, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY, CAUSE HE TRIED TO JUST THINK I LIKED DISCIPLINE I HATE BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER SHUT UP, CAUSE, I FOLLOW MY OWN STYLE WHICH IS FUN, I BELIEVE IN HAVING FUN WHEREVER I GO OUT INTO THIS WORLD I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN’T REALISE, I HATE DISCIPLINE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR LIFE I HATE BEING TOLD I HAVE TO BEHAVE, WHY DON’T YOU BEHAVE, YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE, YOUR A TOTAL LOSER, BUDDY OLE BOY OLE CHUM OLE PAL I AM GOING TO THE BOTANIC GARDENS TONIGHT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH DISCIPLINE LOVING NERDS I DON’T DO BEHAVING, OK I WILL NEVER DO BEHAVING, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE I AM A COOL MIDDLE AGER, WHO LOVES TO PARTY STOP DISCIPLINING ME, YA **** OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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They call this a form of madness because you stepped into my void right out of my dreams where you reigned free in my subconscious waving like the good naval officer that you were returning home after a long mission wearing all-white linen none out of place crisp clean-cut shoulders padded with shiny metals head balancing the white hat that sat tall there like a good boy behaving in the church pew and all I feel is your radiant smile glowing out of you like a million little sunbursts swallowing me whole by the pier leaving behind nothing to prove I even existed. Now, isn't that madness? Shalini Nayar 25.11.14 (c) 2014
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Nov 25, 2014
Nov 25, 2014 at 4:36 AM UTC
By the Pier (stream-of-consciousness)
‘Apocalypto’ is a film set in a Maya civilisation and consists of a story that takes place in one tribe and how a passing tribe affects them to a degree of destruction. The story unfolds in a linear way of storytelling which is basic but still effective. From director Mel Gibson, the director of ‘Braveheart’ and ‘Passion of the Christ’. An underrated director of sorts but a great one nonetheless. Overlooked due to his acting career, he has been holding back on us as a director. The characters are set to be living a Mayan life and go about their days behaving as such but are rather generous and civilized for such an old race of people. They live peacefully and secluded until they interact with another tribe which brings about their downfall. And the way in which a Mayan civilization might go about solving problem as common as a natural disaster. Through sacrifices to the God's as a way to solve problems and mass results. Very accurate to the Mayan culture as well as the entire movie taking place without one word of English, all dialogue being said in the Mayan language. Another credit to the film. The directing style for this film is beautiful and flawless to say the least. No shaky cam used or hand held cam either. All fluent movement of the camera to create a great story, one that flows naturally. The use of camera angles is creative and different, using tilted angles to convey a certain mood and straight framed shots to convey another mood. The performances stand out as a huge positive, the actors who I have honestly never heard of give Oscar worthy performances. Mel Gibson uses unknown actors as not to compromise the film by the status of the actors. These actors and actresses give a hard performance based on body language and quiet moments, the enduring task of learning to be emotional through a foreign language. Which is why I would guess Mel Gibson used local actors who are more aware of the Mayan language than American actors. The set design is truly Oscar worthy in this film. The Mayan temples and tribe lands are captured perfectly in the sets for this film. Well build and suited towards the amazon environment. As well as good filming locations, using the wonders of the amazon rainforest as an advantage. In final thoughts, I believe that Mel Gibson is a stunning director with an eye for detail and a beautiful visual director. A director that can produce great work. ‘Apocalypto’ to me in the near future will become a period piece masterpiece. A tale of survival and dedication that will live on through the ages. Rating: Film - 8.4 Personal - 8.9
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Sep 29, 2016
Sep 29, 2016 at 12:02 PM UTC
'Apocalypto' Review
‘Apocalypto’ is a film set in a Maya civilisation and consists of a story that takes place in one tribe and how a passing tribe affects them to a degree of destruction. The story unfolds in a linear way of storytelling which is basic but still effective. From director Mel Gibson, the director of ‘Braveheart’ and ‘Passion of the Christ’. An underrated director of sorts but a great one nonetheless. Overlooked due to his acting career, he has been holding back on us as a director. The characters are set to be living a Mayan life and go about their days behaving as such but are rather generous and civilized for such an old race of people. They live peacefully and secluded until they interact with another tribe which brings about their downfall. And the way in which a Mayan civilization might go about solving problem as common as a natural disaster. Through sacrifices to the God's as a way to solve problems and mass results. Very accurate to the Mayan culture as well as the entire movie taking place without one word of English, all dialogue being said in the Mayan language. Another credit to the film. The directing style for this film is beautiful and flawless to say the least. No shaky cam used or hand held cam either. All fluent movement of the camera to create a great story, one that flows naturally. The use of camera angles is creative and different, using tilted angles to convey a certain mood and straight framed shots to convey another mood. The performances stand out as a huge positive, the actors who I have honestly never heard of give Oscar worthy performances. Mel Gibson uses unknown actors as not to compromise the film by the status of the actors. These actors and actresses give a hard performance based on body language and quiet moments, the enduring task of learning to be emotional through a foreign language. Which is why I would guess Mel Gibson used local actors who are more aware of the Mayan language than American actors. The set design is truly Oscar worthy in this film. The Mayan temples and tribe lands are captured perfectly in the sets for this film. Well build and suited towards the amazon environment. As well as good filming locations, using the wonders of the amazon rainforest as an advantage. In final thoughts, I believe that Mel Gibson is a stunning director with an eye for detail and a beautiful visual director. A director that can produce great work. ‘Apocalypto’ to me in the near future will become a period piece masterpiece. A tale of survival and dedication that will live on through the ages. Rating: Film - 8.4 Personal - 8.9
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I don't get it What the actual **** you want from me Talk! Say it! You don't have to ignore me You don't have to talk sarcasticly Be true! Make it clear! So I do understand The actual thing you want from me If I did wrong so I can apologise If I am behaving bad so I can improvise But don't ignore me Dont make me feel useless I have heart too I have feelings But sometimes this silly mind of mine can be tactless It can be hard for me to catch up on things if you did't tell Because what seems right to me might seems wrong to you So say it! Talk! I am a human too I am not perfect.
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Aug 9, 2014
Aug 9, 2014 at 8:56 AM UTC
Say it!
(for John and Teckla Clark) Ours yet not ours, being set apart As a shrine to friendship, Empty and silent most of the year, This room awaits from you What you alone, as visitor, can bring, A weekend of personal life. In a house backed by orderly woods, Facing a tractored sugar-beet country, Your working hosts engaged to their stint, You are unlike to encounter Dragons or romance: were drama a craving, You would not have come. Books we do have for almost any Literate mood, and notepaper, envelopes, For a writing one (to "borrow" stamps Is the mark of ill-breeding): Between lunch and tea, perhaps a drive; After dinner, music or gossip. Should you have troubles (pets will die Lovers are always behaving badly) And confession helps, we will hear it, Examine and give our counsel: If to mention them hurts too much, We shall not be nosey. Easy at first, the language of friendship Is, as we soon discover, Very difficult to speak well, a tongue With no cognates, no resemblance To the galimatias of nursery and bedroom, Court rhyme or shepherd's prose, And, unless spoken often, soon goes rusty. Distance and duties divide us, But absence will not seem an evil If it make our re-meeting A real occasion. Come when you can: Your room will be ready. In Tum-Tum's reign a tin of biscuits On the bedside table provided For nocturnal munching. Now weapons have changed, And the fashion of appetites: There, for sunbathers who count their calories, A bottle of mineral water. Felicissima notte! May you fall at once Into a cordial dream, assured That whoever slept in this bed before Was also someone we like, That within the circle of our affection Also you have no double.
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(for John and Teckla Clark) Ours yet not ours, being set apart As a shrine to friendship, Empty and silent most of the year, This room awaits from you What you alone, as visitor, can bring, A weekend of personal life. In a house backed by orderly woods, Facing a tractored sugar-beet country, Your working hosts engaged to their stint, You are unlike to encounter Dragons or romance: were drama a craving, You would not have come. Books we do have for almost any Literate mood, and notepaper, envelopes, For a writing one (to "borrow" stamps Is the mark of ill-breeding): Between lunch and tea, perhaps a drive; After dinner, music or gossip. Should you have troubles (pets will die Lovers are always behaving badly) And confession helps, we will hear it, Examine and give our counsel: If to mention them hurts too much, We shall not be nosey. Easy at first, the language of friendship Is, as we soon discover, Very difficult to speak well, a tongue With no cognates, no resemblance To the galimatias of nursery and bedroom, Court rhyme or shepherd's prose, And, unless spoken often, soon goes rusty. Distance and duties divide us, But absence will not seem an evil If it make our re-meeting A real occasion. Come when you can: Your room will be ready. In Tum-Tum's reign a tin of biscuits On the bedside table provided For nocturnal munching. Now weapons have changed, And the fashion of appetites: There, for sunbathers who count their calories, A bottle of mineral water. Felicissima notte! May you fall at once Into a cordial dream, assured That whoever slept in this bed before Was also someone we like, That within the circle of our affection Also you have no double.
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We are the genuine men We are the fulfilled men Standing together Headpiece filled with ideas. Huzzah! Our powerful voices, when We cheer together Are loud and meaningful As wind in wet grass Or dancing feet over wooden floors In our damp attics Shape with form, shade with colour, Dynamic force, motion without gesture; Those who have crossed With indirect eyes, to death’s other Kingdom Forget  us—if at all—not as found Peaceful souls, but only As the genuine men The fulfilled men. Eyes I dare meet in nightmares In death’s dream kingdom These do  appear: There, the eyes are Sunlight on a whole column There, is a tree standing And voices are In the wind’s singing More close and more bashful Than a newly formed star. Let me be closer In death’s dream kingdom Let me not wear Such obvious disguises Silk shirt, snakeskin, crossed staves In a field Behaving as the wind behaves Closer— That first meeting In the twilight kingdom This is the living land This is fruitful land Here the cloudy images Are raised, here they receive The supplication of a living man’s hand Under the twinkle of a newly formed star. It is like this In death’s other kingdom Waking together At the minute when we are Shaking with excitement Lips that would kiss Form praise to no stone. The eyes are here There are eyes here In this valley of living stars In this flowing valley This whole jaw of our lost kingdoms In this first of meeting places We ***** alone And invite speech Gathered on this beach of the free river Vision, unless The eyes disappear As the periodic star Monofoliate daisy Of death’s twilight kingdom The hope only Of whole men. *Here we go round the mulberry bush Mulberry bush mulberry bush Here we go round the mulberry bush At five o’clock in the morning.* Between the thought And the implementation Between the movement And the deed Rises the Light                                 For Thine is the Kingdom Between the inception And the construction Between the feeling And the reaction Rises the Light                                 Life is very short Between the need And the want Between the potential And the substance Between the ingredients And the ascent Rises the Light                                 For Thine is the Kingdom For Thine is Life is For Thine is the This is the way the world begins This is the way the world begins This is the way the world begins Not with a whimper but a bang.
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Nov 11, 2012
Nov 11, 2012 at 2:34 PM UTC
The Genuine Men
We are the genuine men We are the fulfilled men Standing together Headpiece filled with ideas. Huzzah! Our powerful voices, when We cheer together Are loud and meaningful As wind in wet grass Or dancing feet over wooden floors In our damp attics Shape with form, shade with colour, Dynamic force, motion without gesture; Those who have crossed With indirect eyes, to death’s other Kingdom Forget  us—if at all—not as found Peaceful souls, but only As the genuine men The fulfilled men. Eyes I dare meet in nightmares In death’s dream kingdom These do  appear: There, the eyes are Sunlight on a whole column There, is a tree standing And voices are In the wind’s singing More close and more bashful Than a newly formed star. Let me be closer In death’s dream kingdom Let me not wear Such obvious disguises Silk shirt, snakeskin, crossed staves In a field Behaving as the wind behaves Closer— That first meeting In the twilight kingdom This is the living land This is fruitful land Here the cloudy images Are raised, here they receive The supplication of a living man’s hand Under the twinkle of a newly formed star. It is like this In death’s other kingdom Waking together At the minute when we are Shaking with excitement Lips that would kiss Form praise to no stone. The eyes are here There are eyes here In this valley of living stars In this flowing valley This whole jaw of our lost kingdoms In this first of meeting places We ***** alone And invite speech Gathered on this beach of the free river Vision, unless The eyes disappear As the periodic star Monofoliate daisy Of death’s twilight kingdom The hope only Of whole men. *Here we go round the mulberry bush Mulberry bush mulberry bush Here we go round the mulberry bush At five o’clock in the morning.* Between the thought And the implementation Between the movement And the deed Rises the Light                                 For Thine is the Kingdom Between the inception And the construction Between the feeling And the reaction Rises the Light                                 Life is very short Between the need And the want Between the potential And the substance Between the ingredients And the ascent Rises the Light                                 For Thine is the Kingdom For Thine is Life is For Thine is the This is the way the world begins This is the way the world begins This is the way the world begins Not with a whimper but a bang.
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BWOY This DISRESPECT Thing’s... ..... Really Interesting..... !!! Many CLAIM Disrespect... Because of TRUTH Said... That Upsets Their Heads... !?! Well In My Experience... These Heads Are DELIRIOUS... !!! Cos’ Their Form of Defence... Is Mostly PURE NONSENSE... ?!? From Women To Men... They Act Like Children... !?! When They’re Taken To Task... For Behaving Like An *** Whose Not Had Some Grass... !!! Standing On Grounds... Where Their Morals AREN'T Sound... !!! QUICK To Run Their Mouths... Like... Lipsticked Clowns... Cos' Their Disrespect Circus... Really Has NO PURPOSE... !?!?!?! Cos Their Acts Are WORTHLESS... Like A... BURNED Epidermis... !!!! Cos' Their Skins Are TOO Thin... For The Truth To WIN... !!! So Their Disrespect Begins... With... RIDICULOUS Links... !!! So... Wrong And Strong... Is What They PROLONG................... When THEIR DISRESPECT... Is Proved To LACK Strength... !!! Because What They Try... Is To Try To... DENY... TheIr Fallacies And LIES... !?! Cos’ They're NOT Wise Guys... !!! Whose Type of DISRESPECT... Leaves People... DEAD... !!!!!! Especially When … They Come INCORRECT... !!! I’ve Now Been Disrespected … By So Many Collectives... That It Feels Like An Infection … That WON’T STOP Spreading... !!! As If I Am... The Target... For IGNORANCE To Market... !?! But It’s Now Become CLEAR... That My Veneer And Thinking Steers... Most Eyes And Ears To Clearly FEAR... When I Start To Draw NEAR... !!!!! Because of My Skin... And Because of My Lips... ?!? And Because My Words... Are TOO PURE For The Herds... of These SHEOPLE People... !!! So I’m TOO BLACK For Some... But NOT Black Enough For Others... Who Share The Same Colour... ?!? As If... Taking Care of My Mother... Was … DISRESPECTING... My Own … Blackness... ?!? Some People Should THINK... BEFORE They Link... Their Words To Things... That Are Clearly STUPID... !!!! So Of Course Some Women... Have Run Their Lips Like SINKING Ships... !!! When It Comes To How... I Break Them Down... DISRESPECT of My TALENT... ?!? When I Choose To CHALLENGE... Their... DOUBLE Standards... !!!!!!!! With Words That RAVAGE... The LIES They... Manage... !!! Has PROVEN To FEED... DISRESPECT Speech... From IGNORANT Peeps’... Who Seem To BELIEVE... That They Really Know Me... ? DISRESPECT For THEM... Are Thoughts That Lend... Themselves To Express... SO MUCH NONSENSE... !?!?! That I Now Call Them... ..... IGNORAMUSES..... !!! So Called... " Friends "... And.... " Acquaintances ".... Should DO THIS LESS... !!! Choose To EXPRESS... A Lot of Talk That’s DEFECTIVE... !!! Because Just Like ME... NOBODY's ABOVE... Being............... .......“ DISRESPECTED “..... !!!!!
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Aug 23, 2020
Aug 23, 2020 at 12:03 AM UTC
“Disrespected” ... A Poem written by Big Virge 28/2/2020
BWOY This DISRESPECT Thing’s... ..... Really Interesting..... !!! Many CLAIM Disrespect... Because of TRUTH Said... That Upsets Their Heads... !?! Well In My Experience... These Heads Are DELIRIOUS... !!! Cos’ Their Form of Defence... Is Mostly PURE NONSENSE... ?!? From Women To Men... They Act Like Children... !?! When They’re Taken To Task... For Behaving Like An *** Whose Not Had Some Grass... !!! Standing On Grounds... Where Their Morals AREN'T Sound... !!! QUICK To Run Their Mouths... Like... Lipsticked Clowns... Cos' Their Disrespect Circus... Really Has NO PURPOSE... !?!?!?! Cos Their Acts Are WORTHLESS... Like A... BURNED Epidermis... !!!! Cos' Their Skins Are TOO Thin... For The Truth To WIN... !!! So Their Disrespect Begins... With... RIDICULOUS Links... !!! So... Wrong And Strong... Is What They PROLONG................... When THEIR DISRESPECT... Is Proved To LACK Strength... !!! Because What They Try... Is To Try To... DENY... TheIr Fallacies And LIES... !?! Cos’ They're NOT Wise Guys... !!! Whose Type of DISRESPECT... Leaves People... DEAD... !!!!!! Especially When … They Come INCORRECT... !!! I’ve Now Been Disrespected … By So Many Collectives... That It Feels Like An Infection … That WON’T STOP Spreading... !!! As If I Am... The Target... For IGNORANCE To Market... !?! But It’s Now Become CLEAR... That My Veneer And Thinking Steers... Most Eyes And Ears To Clearly FEAR... When I Start To Draw NEAR... !!!!! Because of My Skin... And Because of My Lips... ?!? And Because My Words... Are TOO PURE For The Herds... of These SHEOPLE People... !!! So I’m TOO BLACK For Some... But NOT Black Enough For Others... Who Share The Same Colour... ?!? As If... Taking Care of My Mother... Was … DISRESPECTING... My Own … Blackness... ?!? Some People Should THINK... BEFORE They Link... Their Words To Things... That Are Clearly STUPID... !!!! So Of Course Some Women... Have Run Their Lips Like SINKING Ships... !!! When It Comes To How... I Break Them Down... DISRESPECT of My TALENT... ?!? When I Choose To CHALLENGE... Their... DOUBLE Standards... !!!!!!!! With Words That RAVAGE... The LIES They... Manage... !!! Has PROVEN To FEED... DISRESPECT Speech... From IGNORANT Peeps’... Who Seem To BELIEVE... That They Really Know Me... ? DISRESPECT For THEM... Are Thoughts That Lend... Themselves To Express... SO MUCH NONSENSE... !?!?! That I Now Call Them... ..... IGNORAMUSES..... !!! So Called... " Friends "... And.... " Acquaintances ".... Should DO THIS LESS... !!! Choose To EXPRESS... A Lot of Talk That’s DEFECTIVE... !!! Because Just Like ME... NOBODY's ABOVE... Being............... .......“ DISRESPECTED “..... !!!!!
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I envy the stylish model her styrofoam perfect ******* those legs that never need shaving the sweet smile that needs no rest the hair that’s always behaving the pose that teasingly arrests she’s a icon of current fashion a flower neatly pressed but no love will ever find her no one cares if she’s undressed she’ll never accomplish anything never mind - I’m not impressed
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Dec 3, 2021
Dec 3, 2021 at 6:17 AM UTC
mannequin
This is not really a poem; just an insightful realization of mine We have this mainstream perception of human life—that we grow to freely love the things we desire to love. We are biologically-inclined to conform to the intuitive notion of 'freewill'. But what is supposed to be imprinted in our minds turns out to be no more false than the number zero being larger than one; in actuality, we are nothing but biological clockwork confined to obey the laws of nature. Every atom in our body, every neuron streaking in our nerves, and every step we take, our body does so, for the laws of nature require it to. Our actions are as predetermined as the orbits of the planets, and paradoxically, it is as probabilistic as the location of an electron in its quantum orbit. We don't act out of our own will; we act out of necessity, for the laws of nature require us to behave the way we should be behaving. They call it Scientific Determinism. Disturbing, isn't it? And what does that make out of freewill and love? Simply put: freewill is an illusion, and love is the sweetest lie ever conjured up in this Universe. Even so, we still choose to believe in both. Why? Because we're humans; we long to live our life with a purpose, even if it takes for us to make up our own.
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Jul 20, 2016
Jul 20, 2016 at 11:45 AM UTC
Determinism, Freewill, and Love.
god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB today bob delahunty visits 3 ladies who preaches god to stop their sons from drinking the first lady, really gets offended if her son turns off god, mind you, she lets him have his own beliefs, but in saying that, when he makes jokes about religion, she gets really offended and says, you should believe in god, god is the powerful being, god is the almighty saviour and god will be there for you at every turn, and bob came in, and told this lady, that there are possibilities that god is a myth, and you need your son to have his own beliefs and the lady got offended for what bob said, and told bob, that god is up there looking over each of us and i am trying to show my son, that god isn’t powerful, as such, but is a blessing to have him watch over us, and bob said, you need to understand, religion is a touchy subject ya see and the lady said your the devil, and she went away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB the second lady keeps her 15 year old daughter locked up in the basement because she didn’t trust the evil spirits around her, you see she hung around these two prostitutes, because they are terribly nice to her, and her mother didn’t like what she is doing, so she bought these iron chains, to tie the devil right out of her, and bob said, this is wrong, we must explain to this lady, that god will not condone this and the lady said in her defines, my daughter hangs with devil people, and bob said, no, you are the devil i am not saying what she is doing is rightt, but you make them sound good, and chaining your daughter in your basement is definatlely the wrong solution for you to do, and the lady said to bob, i want my daughter to understand what she is doing is wrong, she is disobeying gods commands, and until she understands i have no excuse but to keep her chained in my basement, and bob hit her with a wooden spoon, not enough to **** just enough to rescue her daughter from her clutches, and after 2 hours, she got to her feet and said where is my daughter, and bob said, i rescued her from you, and you need to understand that this was wrong and the lady mumbled to herself saying god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB The third lady was a little old lady who loves knitting, but she has really bogus beliefs, you see to her anyone who drinks, was the devil, and if her son went out drinking, she would get cranky with him, no matter what age he was, you see she claims the devil was giving her the impression that her son is committing crimes and behaving like a hooligan, and when her son, tries to speak up for himself, she goes QUIET, we need our almighty GOD, to save you from the devil’s clutches and her son called bob in, because they can’t keep going on like this, and bob came in to talk to the old lady, asking her, what makes you think that he is worshipping the devil, you see it’s possible that he is out having a good time at the club drinking with mates, and the lady said i was raised to think drinking was the work of the devil and when i think of what young people get up to now, no i am doing the right thing, protecting my son from the evil drunks, no son of mine is parading around on the streets like a hooligan and bob said, yeah but, i think he is being a man, to enjoy a few beers with family and the lady said i don’t care, drinking is the work of the devil, and there is no doubt about it, and bob told her, you must understand your son, and she said i don’t need to understand him, as she walked away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob your the devil, bob, don’t deny it, buddy god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND THE ALMIGHTY BOB, to save everyone from delusions forever
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 4:50 PM UTC
god the devil and bob, reforms three ladies with delusions of their kids living their lives
god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB today bob delahunty visits 3 ladies who preaches god to stop their sons from drinking the first lady, really gets offended if her son turns off god, mind you, she lets him have his own beliefs, but in saying that, when he makes jokes about religion, she gets really offended and says, you should believe in god, god is the powerful being, god is the almighty saviour and god will be there for you at every turn, and bob came in, and told this lady, that there are possibilities that god is a myth, and you need your son to have his own beliefs and the lady got offended for what bob said, and told bob, that god is up there looking over each of us and i am trying to show my son, that god isn’t powerful, as such, but is a blessing to have him watch over us, and bob said, you need to understand, religion is a touchy subject ya see and the lady said your the devil, and she went away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB the second lady keeps her 15 year old daughter locked up in the basement because she didn’t trust the evil spirits around her, you see she hung around these two prostitutes, because they are terribly nice to her, and her mother didn’t like what she is doing, so she bought these iron chains, to tie the devil right out of her, and bob said, this is wrong, we must explain to this lady, that god will not condone this and the lady said in her defines, my daughter hangs with devil people, and bob said, no, you are the devil i am not saying what she is doing is rightt, but you make them sound good, and chaining your daughter in your basement is definatlely the wrong solution for you to do, and the lady said to bob, i want my daughter to understand what she is doing is wrong, she is disobeying gods commands, and until she understands i have no excuse but to keep her chained in my basement, and bob hit her with a wooden spoon, not enough to **** just enough to rescue her daughter from her clutches, and after 2 hours, she got to her feet and said where is my daughter, and bob said, i rescued her from you, and you need to understand that this was wrong and the lady mumbled to herself saying god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB The third lady was a little old lady who loves knitting, but she has really bogus beliefs, you see to her anyone who drinks, was the devil, and if her son went out drinking, she would get cranky with him, no matter what age he was, you see she claims the devil was giving her the impression that her son is committing crimes and behaving like a hooligan, and when her son, tries to speak up for himself, she goes QUIET, we need our almighty GOD, to save you from the devil’s clutches and her son called bob in, because they can’t keep going on like this, and bob came in to talk to the old lady, asking her, what makes you think that he is worshipping the devil, you see it’s possible that he is out having a good time at the club drinking with mates, and the lady said i was raised to think drinking was the work of the devil and when i think of what young people get up to now, no i am doing the right thing, protecting my son from the evil drunks, no son of mine is parading around on the streets like a hooligan and bob said, yeah but, i think he is being a man, to enjoy a few beers with family and the lady said i don’t care, drinking is the work of the devil, and there is no doubt about it, and bob told her, you must understand your son, and she said i don’t need to understand him, as she walked away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob your the devil, bob, don’t deny it, buddy god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND THE ALMIGHTY BOB, to save everyone from delusions forever
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My defensive carer named Alfreido Dimpitt Reemo You see my nice regular carer, Andrew Williams was sick and didn't want go to work Which put spanner in the works in the office, and they were wondering who will replace him So they decided to ask Alfreido Dimpitt Reemo a call, and were happy when he said yes And they forgot to tell his first client, who can be very confusing in conversation But they forgot to tell that client and Alfreido turned up at his door And this was the day that Andrew was going to take him for a walk through the domain Where the Christmas carols, and Alfreido was happy to take him And they had a cool time, till the client told him about his old carer who was names Reimo And Aldreido snapped at him, and his client thought that he doesn't understand happiness And this made him happier, and he started laughing and trying to joke around with Alfreido And Alfreido did joke with him, and really they started to hit off And then, so his client mentioned his old carer Reimo and how much of a **** he was And Alfreido got defensive, in fact he got so angry he nearly hit his client And this made his client too shy to say anything else On the risk that Alfriedo was going to do it again And he even was afraid to speak his mind, in the risk he'll snap at him And his client were unhappy about how this carer treated him Especially when they were leaving the domain and there were some teenagers teasing him And this made his client think that Alfreido was teasing him with the kids I know he had issues for what he said, but, he though this was very wrongs the way His carer was behaving, and every time he mentioned Reimo, in hoping that he would Joke around with you, he will snap, as if you were trying to rob you or something So at the end when Alfriedo left, he didn 't know what to do So he rang up the carers organization and told them why Alfreido came instead of Andrew And they told him they had no choice, it was either Alfreido or no one And this client said, ok in the future, I will prefer no one, especially if you send him again Because he is too defensive, when I mention the name of my old carer And despite telling him why he snapped, he still felt very unsafe And said, I want you to send no one, or send no one Because I felt I am offending this carer with anything I say And I don't know what I really said, and the organisation said, fine And Alfreido never saw him again, And the next time Andrew came, and he was very relieved And told him that the bad carer has gone, and will never return And Andrew said, yes, mate, I will make sure they don't ever send him again Sent from my iPhone
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Sep 9, 2015
Sep 9, 2015 at 5:53 AM UTC
defensive carers
My defensive carer named Alfreido Dimpitt Reemo You see my nice regular carer, Andrew Williams was sick and didn't want go to work Which put spanner in the works in the office, and they were wondering who will replace him So they decided to ask Alfreido Dimpitt Reemo a call, and were happy when he said yes And they forgot to tell his first client, who can be very confusing in conversation But they forgot to tell that client and Alfreido turned up at his door And this was the day that Andrew was going to take him for a walk through the domain Where the Christmas carols, and Alfreido was happy to take him And they had a cool time, till the client told him about his old carer who was names Reimo And Aldreido snapped at him, and his client thought that he doesn't understand happiness And this made him happier, and he started laughing and trying to joke around with Alfreido And Alfreido did joke with him, and really they started to hit off And then, so his client mentioned his old carer Reimo and how much of a **** he was And Alfreido got defensive, in fact he got so angry he nearly hit his client And this made his client too shy to say anything else On the risk that Alfriedo was going to do it again And he even was afraid to speak his mind, in the risk he'll snap at him And his client were unhappy about how this carer treated him Especially when they were leaving the domain and there were some teenagers teasing him And this made his client think that Alfreido was teasing him with the kids I know he had issues for what he said, but, he though this was very wrongs the way His carer was behaving, and every time he mentioned Reimo, in hoping that he would Joke around with you, he will snap, as if you were trying to rob you or something So at the end when Alfriedo left, he didn 't know what to do So he rang up the carers organization and told them why Alfreido came instead of Andrew And they told him they had no choice, it was either Alfreido or no one And this client said, ok in the future, I will prefer no one, especially if you send him again Because he is too defensive, when I mention the name of my old carer And despite telling him why he snapped, he still felt very unsafe And said, I want you to send no one, or send no one Because I felt I am offending this carer with anything I say And I don't know what I really said, and the organisation said, fine And Alfreido never saw him again, And the next time Andrew came, and he was very relieved And told him that the bad carer has gone, and will never return And Andrew said, yes, mate, I will make sure they don't ever send him again Sent from my iPhone
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