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***** ***** I **** ***** ***** get ****** when I **** ***** No ifs, ands, and/or buts! I **** ***** I **** ***** Nice girls are nice, but no good for nut-sucking. They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt-fucking, but that'll be easy with ****** ol' slut-fucking! Boo to the nice girls! Praise be to slut-fucking! I have a list. A list? Yes, a list of all the ***** I've missed. I've never ****** or ****** these ***** and thus my nuts are ******* ****** So when I **** the lucky **** my nut removes her from the list--- another dumb cumbucket struck from my nut-sucking, **** it, **** slut-fucking bucket list. ***** can be white, brown, pink, or almond. They can be skinny with big **** or skinny with small ones. ***** can be perky, preppy, or posh, with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash. But other ***** are pretty and funny and smart. They can lift your thoughts from your **** to your heart. They can talk about science, music, or art. They can put you together or pull you apart. But don't trust these ***** Don't! Don't you dare! They'll force you to trust them and love them and care. And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart that that dumb **** left there.
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Mar 30, 2015
Mar 30, 2015 at 9:54 AM UTC
I F--k S--ts
Accuracy of your acrostic arrows, Ride the wind with utmost ease. Claiming each bulleye with poetic precision, Hands steady, unswayed by the errant breeze. Endowed with talent, unsurpassed finesse, Regarded by peers as the wise-worded wiz.
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Oct 29, 2014
Oct 29, 2014 at 8:49 AM UTC
Acrostic Archer
As I picture myself in the future Through years of HRT Small glimmers of excitement Reflect off the walls of my heart I rarely feel excitement these days So this instance is important I picture ****** hair and muscles A deepened voice ands flat chest The physical changes excite me It's the social ones that scare me I cannot imagine having male privilege I cannot imagine not feeling objectified I cannot imagine being read as a man I was raised in a position of oppression I am constantly stared at and made into Nothing more than the prospect of my genitals And yet, One day, It will no longer be that way I'll just look like a basic white boy And they'll have no idea Except that I will not stay silent I will not hide in the shadows I am transmasculine and nonbinary And I refuse to remain invisible
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Oct 30, 2018
Oct 30, 2018 at 2:16 PM UTC
Refusing to Pass (Trans-Formation Series #8)
It is And it's changing The wind into summer shower Into mushrooms and birds mouth From river to the sewer It is and it's changing From dark to light to dim with Speckles of sun born by the Mirror in you childlike hand You are catching dust bunnies Sneezing and laughing And the dirt could be followed by magic And the kiss isn't greased by the notion Of sin and the sin is only a word from the book Death and insanity Are frightening and profound Your world is built from No buts but ands And they flow into peace Just as well as the film of oil On the ***** puddle Astonishes you with An iridescent rainbow Duality is born by fear You split and separate so Caught up in the survival game To keep that face and partake Of wealth and fame Empty is locked in the dungeon And the words interlock In plain patterns Yet alive as they produce sounds And the smell of tangerines On a tree by the coast of Sicily Reminds you of the day When you could still enjoy The warmth of sun It absorbed into its juicy flesh And there's no need to run No need to stay No need to cut off the ties When life offers you more And the heat and cold are feelings That gets names as they replace each other As they flow unstoppable Dripping reactions Burning like acid and smooth like milk All in one glass And when you have no thoughts Ask questions And when you feel the pain Stay present and consider humanity
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May 28, 2017
May 28, 2017 at 9:43 AM UTC
Undivided
My doctor as you Call me your sweeties I want your fleshy needle I want your love I want kisses I fantasize about holding ands with you While riding your fleshy needle Our eyes smiling at each other As I lean in to kiss you Doctor Examine me with your fleshy needle You tounge and your Hands Explore my body As I explore you sweetly
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Dec 4, 2020
Dec 4, 2020 at 11:12 PM UTC
Sweeties
Boolean Logic you say it isn't logical if it's not black or white it's either positive or negative either day or night can't be 6 of one half dozen of the other you know what I mean know what I'm sayin brother make up your mind just give me the truth don't wrap me in a cord in a telephone booth is it “A” or “B” it's gotta be part of a set I work with truths before I place my bet binary numbers that intersect ands or nots or or's it can be part of the superset the limbs of the tree true or false you just gotta decide algebraic notation proves if you lied could you be wrong could there be areas of gray in matters of love it's not just what you say sometimes it's what's missing that matters the most no salty or sweet like a piece of dry toast     is science perfect how the hell would I know can only go by the factors that show but I got this feeling it's more than neurologic in matters of the heart it takes more than boolean logic Gomer Lepoet
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Aug 31, 2011
Aug 31, 2011 at 12:54 PM UTC
Boolean Logic
I gained weight my shoulde(r)s slouch(e)d at the burden I am carrying that'(s) increasing with my age as time piles my waist ex(p)ands fertility is just an adjective with(o)ut a part(n)er sen(sib)ly carry(i)ng (li)fe's weigh(t) (y)ou
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Nov 7, 2021
Nov 7, 2021 at 7:14 AM UTC
I Gained Weight
These lines are written In the slow nowhere zone of sleep My fingers animated with thoughts All their own I don't have to pretend Ambien's licking in Like a donkey straight To the beck of my neck I've seen it done enough time Not to fooled into thinking it's here for Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna hara hara hara Rama. Hara Rama , ram  EMram hare hare.   Maybe that's the strong wind that guided my pen Benevolent trickster soon to.bury. The things that make him whole Someone is mowing theirbli It happens on ambien But I swear there's. Meaning somewhere hidden between bags of honey oil **** ands great changjbbbbb He might be a nice guy......  Nice and buxom, he could eliminate the thy free of  before his Pixar My mind thinks one thing and fgisvonytspio
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Oct 10, 2014
Oct 10, 2014 at 12:57 AM UTC
Under the Influence of 10mg Ambient, in which I learn NEVER to take more than two FOR ANY REASONS
you see bob delahunty, one da7y developed this website, where he takes people on quests to find out whether or not really exists, and first stop was jerusealum, where he spoke to a rabbi, and bob asked the question does GOD exist, and the rabbi said, i can be your saviour where whenever you need any answers, i can show you, ok, after that, bob went to the BUDDHIST temple in taibet, and the buddhist nuns said, god is just a couple of easy answers, we need people to understand that the answer is to mend every blade of grass and bob left thinking mmmmm interesting, and the muslims said, god, there is no god, but there is mohammad, and he is the same, as this GOD, and bob went away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD, THE DEVIL, ANNNND BOB the next part of bobs quest was going over to the catholic church and after 12 minutes of hearing the boring catholic morals bob went over to the priest, how many children have you ****** today, and priest got offended in what bob asked, and through bob outside, with the tune going, god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB bob was kicked out of every religious place in the world, so he decided to gather some religious freaks, to form his own religion going out on the underground to meet different religious people on the street, first was wendy sweeeeet lips who was a ****** by night nun and helper of the poor by day, and she was nice to bob, ands bob said, i can get a decent **** out of this pretty lady, time and time again and when the nun was asked to leave the catholic church despite her keeping the ****** bit to herself, she decided to join BOB,  religion by a man named bob, bob had this philosophy, no ugly wannabes, just **** legs and pretty faces bob asked the hooker-nun, do you think GOD exists, and they said, we don’t hate any religion, but, we hate catholics, because, their morals are against our good work here, we don’t have a GOD, policy here, we are the face of the devil, but the devil brings happiness, you know to angry *** crazed men, aren’t they needed to wipe off the angry look, and bob went away, who cares, and sang his song god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL, WHO IS BOB and bob said, who cares if i’m the devil i don’t look at the symbol of jesus nailed to a cross being a symbol of peace jesus exixts, but the way he is killed is the REAL DEVIL BECAUSE, all together now god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil, and the devil is bob GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB
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Feb 16, 2015
Feb 16, 2015 at 11:42 PM UTC
god and the devil who is bob
you see bob delahunty, one da7y developed this website, where he takes people on quests to find out whether or not really exists, and first stop was jerusealum, where he spoke to a rabbi, and bob asked the question does GOD exist, and the rabbi said, i can be your saviour where whenever you need any answers, i can show you, ok, after that, bob went to the BUDDHIST temple in taibet, and the buddhist nuns said, god is just a couple of easy answers, we need people to understand that the answer is to mend every blade of grass and bob left thinking mmmmm interesting, and the muslims said, god, there is no god, but there is mohammad, and he is the same, as this GOD, and bob went away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD, THE DEVIL, ANNNND BOB the next part of bobs quest was going over to the catholic church and after 12 minutes of hearing the boring catholic morals bob went over to the priest, how many children have you ****** today, and priest got offended in what bob asked, and through bob outside, with the tune going, god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB bob was kicked out of every religious place in the world, so he decided to gather some religious freaks, to form his own religion going out on the underground to meet different religious people on the street, first was wendy sweeeeet lips who was a ****** by night nun and helper of the poor by day, and she was nice to bob, ands bob said, i can get a decent **** out of this pretty lady, time and time again and when the nun was asked to leave the catholic church despite her keeping the ****** bit to herself, she decided to join BOB,  religion by a man named bob, bob had this philosophy, no ugly wannabes, just **** legs and pretty faces bob asked the hooker-nun, do you think GOD exists, and they said, we don’t hate any religion, but, we hate catholics, because, their morals are against our good work here, we don’t have a GOD, policy here, we are the face of the devil, but the devil brings happiness, you know to angry *** crazed men, aren’t they needed to wipe off the angry look, and bob went away, who cares, and sang his song god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL, WHO IS BOB and bob said, who cares if i’m the devil i don’t look at the symbol of jesus nailed to a cross being a symbol of peace jesus exixts, but the way he is killed is the REAL DEVIL BECAUSE, all together now god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil, and the devil is bob GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB
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No tengo - Spanish for don't have <•> *woke up bushy and mushy, "Siri, get my muse on the line," wise *** asked which one, guess she was feeling feisty as well as girl-gorgeous, poem perfect on a July 2 Sunday fake growled and she said "alright, alright, just a sec..." "0 Muse, it's me, it's not even seven am, got the urge, ready to cruise, pick me one of my Natman outfit de-skyizes and let us write many jive poems let us write till the sunsets texts us sire, dude, I'm just above the horizon, poems no mas, unless you will write by the fire of the maister's grill" My Muse, strangely morose, denies replies, "sorry sire, (she's nice English) all of the available words have been purchased until July twenty tooth" What, I screamed, threatened and challenged, must be one of those rude dude tech billionaires, who think limitless is just another word for more please! Siri "get me god on the line so I can maccabee end, this poetic oppression" ***** an old friend, an A list star of many prior writs, would surely insist that a special rabbinical dispensation, could be found to squeeze nattyman me, a few thousand or so God  (looking straight at him, makes him crazy) "so many things I do not have such as, your prolificacy, making me jealous that all your poets rain down in greater quantities than I can manufacture clear crystallinely but now is the hour of your power, the minute of my need, give me some words please" the disembodied voice's disemboweled me "sorry son, gotta run, if it is words you want, suggest get an in with wordvango and betterdays, me,  no tengo! their profligacy, poems by the hour have drained the list, and had I not put a stop to it, they would have taken them all till Christmas!" *So made me some future reservations, selling them likes suns, 3 for a dollar, which is even cheaper, (Eliot!) no ifs and ands about (it) come see the maister natser, my words are made of obsidian and specialty Valyrian steel, and nobody eats my words they just-wink at them, then lift some, a nice steal cause I never read a poem undeserving
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Jul 17, 2017
Jul 17, 2017 at 6:02 PM UTC
wordvango, wordvango, Betterdays, no tengo!
No tengo - Spanish for don't have <•> *woke up bushy and mushy, "Siri, get my muse on the line," wise *** asked which one, guess she was feeling feisty as well as girl-gorgeous, poem perfect on a July 2 Sunday fake growled and she said "alright, alright, just a sec..." "0 Muse, it's me, it's not even seven am, got the urge, ready to cruise, pick me one of my Natman outfit de-skyizes and let us write many jive poems let us write till the sunsets texts us sire, dude, I'm just above the horizon, poems no mas, unless you will write by the fire of the maister's grill" My Muse, strangely morose, denies replies, "sorry sire, (she's nice English) all of the available words have been purchased until July twenty tooth" What, I screamed, threatened and challenged, must be one of those rude dude tech billionaires, who think limitless is just another word for more please! Siri "get me god on the line so I can maccabee end, this poetic oppression" ***** an old friend, an A list star of many prior writs, would surely insist that a special rabbinical dispensation, could be found to squeeze nattyman me, a few thousand or so God  (looking straight at him, makes him crazy) "so many things I do not have such as, your prolificacy, making me jealous that all your poets rain down in greater quantities than I can manufacture clear crystallinely but now is the hour of your power, the minute of my need, give me some words please" the disembodied voice's disemboweled me "sorry son, gotta run, if it is words you want, suggest get an in with wordvango and betterdays, me,  no tengo! their profligacy, poems by the hour have drained the list, and had I not put a stop to it, they would have taken them all till Christmas!" *So made me some future reservations, selling them likes suns, 3 for a dollar, which is even cheaper, (Eliot!) no ifs and ands about (it) come see the maister natser, my words are made of obsidian and specialty Valyrian steel, and nobody eats my words they just-wink at them, then lift some, a nice steal cause I never read a poem undeserving
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Wi yer eyes stingin n wet wi tears N muk bungin up tha nose n ears N a white rimmed ed where thi's ad thi hat Up tha floats on't lift like a drownded rat After twelve hours tha's pretty dun in Whilst t'other folks as been kippin n dreamin Tha's bin diggin n drillin like summart daft Now up tha floats on't hydraulic raft The cold morn air meks tha lungs urt Cause tha's bin breathin muk n dirt Fer nigh on forty years or more That most folks wudn't ave on't floor N as tha washes all't muk away Tha knows thas sum that'll allus stay N whilst outside tha luks nice n clean Tha's stuff inside thi th't'll never be seen Until o course tha's gon n died N them docter fellers tek a look inside N in amazement they'll stand n stare At all that muk th't shudn't be there N wen tha's ded it'll be nowt new Not too a bloke what's lived like you Fer now tha's on'y six feet under Wen undreds is what thas bin used to N't Crowner'll say thi ad a natural death Not like them th't had their last breath At sixteen, seventeen, twenty or more When sum big explosions brought ceiling t floor But a doubt if tha'll think it wer thi turn As tha lays there nattering t worm Crawlin in n out o yer ears Not much t show fer sixtyodd years Still what else cud you ave dun, that's it But follow yer old man down pit A mean even his dad was a facer tha knows Kem out at thirty wi' ands like claws Ah well it's time fer sum grub Then half-a-dozen pints't pub Wi an hour or two o noonday sun Then back t wife fer an hour o fun N be six next morning I'll be feelin well As I teks yon raft t bowels of 'ell Thirty shillin a week be summer the reckonin Ah but then they can't see yon worm beckonin Remember this is a 'Performance Poem' and the style of writing acts as a speech prompt. The accent is loosely Yorkshire. A 'Crowner 'is an old word for a Coroner. I hope you enjoy it. © David Irwin Phillips 2008
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Mar 31, 2010
Mar 31, 2010 at 2:03 AM UTC
coalface blues
Wi yer eyes stingin n wet wi tears N muk bungin up tha nose n ears N a white rimmed ed where thi's ad thi hat Up tha floats on't lift like a drownded rat After twelve hours tha's pretty dun in Whilst t'other folks as been kippin n dreamin Tha's bin diggin n drillin like summart daft Now up tha floats on't hydraulic raft The cold morn air meks tha lungs urt Cause tha's bin breathin muk n dirt Fer nigh on forty years or more That most folks wudn't ave on't floor N as tha washes all't muk away Tha knows thas sum that'll allus stay N whilst outside tha luks nice n clean Tha's stuff inside thi th't'll never be seen Until o course tha's gon n died N them docter fellers tek a look inside N in amazement they'll stand n stare At all that muk th't shudn't be there N wen tha's ded it'll be nowt new Not too a bloke what's lived like you Fer now tha's on'y six feet under Wen undreds is what thas bin used to N't Crowner'll say thi ad a natural death Not like them th't had their last breath At sixteen, seventeen, twenty or more When sum big explosions brought ceiling t floor But a doubt if tha'll think it wer thi turn As tha lays there nattering t worm Crawlin in n out o yer ears Not much t show fer sixtyodd years Still what else cud you ave dun, that's it But follow yer old man down pit A mean even his dad was a facer tha knows Kem out at thirty wi' ands like claws Ah well it's time fer sum grub Then half-a-dozen pints't pub Wi an hour or two o noonday sun Then back t wife fer an hour o fun N be six next morning I'll be feelin well As I teks yon raft t bowels of 'ell Thirty shillin a week be summer the reckonin Ah but then they can't see yon worm beckonin Remember this is a 'Performance Poem' and the style of writing acts as a speech prompt. The accent is loosely Yorkshire. A 'Crowner 'is an old word for a Coroner. I hope you enjoy it. © David Irwin Phillips 2008
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From grey plaster dwellin’s they come to us fer enough sun t’ melt their lollies but after sun-burnt migrations, some remain as they can choose our shacks fer their castles and their spawn breaks the spines on each weaver and fer their red-faced fuss ‘e is broken. The ‘ermit crab too takes ‘is leave broken. The ‘ome ‘e made now closed to all of us Not passed by ta’ooed ‘ands o' net weavers. The painted shells still litter these streets but suited slugs paint gray on our small castles till only mockin’ shades of age remain. “Shave off, bastards’ll pick till none o’ yer remain” screamed mad John as relaters “fixed ‘im” broken into some plastic ‘ouse from ‘is castle. ‘ow ‘e used t’ tell those old tales to us 'o the deep places and the things there but they ‘ad ‘im by the gills, poor old weaver. Spines down, in nets made by ‘is own weavin. we did it to ourselves, we can’t remain Wi’ nets o’ money, o’ ***** o’ smokes, but black flags still fly, bein’ bent never broken. Cross-bone attractions will be left as us ‘eld by those who took away our castles Stormin’ beaches to kick down our castles the sandy ‘oles and ‘ides of those weavers. Sellin’ our anger like lug, dear to us cast from the sea of us that will remain ‘ook lipped, ring-eared, ink-stained and not broken nothin’ t’ be fixed and no-one changed but In come those nets, I ‘aint been caught yet but that gray, that London gray sweeps my castle away where the concrete can’t be broken t’ reach lug beneath dried surface weavers as gulls break beaks t’ peck at the remains. yes, we’ll eat each-other if they take us. Take enough of us, and leave shell castles no ‘ands to ‘old jolly Rodgers and sing ‘appily swear, or dance on tables but **** that.
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Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 8:10 PM UTC
Sand-castles and Weavers
From grey plaster dwellin’s they come to us fer enough sun t’ melt their lollies but after sun-burnt migrations, some remain as they can choose our shacks fer their castles and their spawn breaks the spines on each weaver and fer their red-faced fuss ‘e is broken. The ‘ermit crab too takes ‘is leave broken. The ‘ome ‘e made now closed to all of us Not passed by ta’ooed ‘ands o' net weavers. The painted shells still litter these streets but suited slugs paint gray on our small castles till only mockin’ shades of age remain. “Shave off, bastards’ll pick till none o’ yer remain” screamed mad John as relaters “fixed ‘im” broken into some plastic ‘ouse from ‘is castle. ‘ow ‘e used t’ tell those old tales to us 'o the deep places and the things there but they ‘ad ‘im by the gills, poor old weaver. Spines down, in nets made by ‘is own weavin. we did it to ourselves, we can’t remain Wi’ nets o’ money, o’ ***** o’ smokes, but black flags still fly, bein’ bent never broken. Cross-bone attractions will be left as us ‘eld by those who took away our castles Stormin’ beaches to kick down our castles the sandy ‘oles and ‘ides of those weavers. Sellin’ our anger like lug, dear to us cast from the sea of us that will remain ‘ook lipped, ring-eared, ink-stained and not broken nothin’ t’ be fixed and no-one changed but In come those nets, I ‘aint been caught yet but that gray, that London gray sweeps my castle away where the concrete can’t be broken t’ reach lug beneath dried surface weavers as gulls break beaks t’ peck at the remains. yes, we’ll eat each-other if they take us. Take enough of us, and leave shell castles no ‘ands to ‘old jolly Rodgers and sing ‘appily swear, or dance on tables but **** that.
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Fiddlededee days devour the sparks of inspired nights. Kindling the middle of winter afternoons, end too soon. Here and Now. Sometimes, it is good. Ladies linger in the shower, shave their legs but blood is thick. Paying for the middle of winter afternoons, end too soon. There and How. Sometimes, it needs enormity. Yes, yet Sometimes, it takes too long. Buts or Ands? Libraries of looks in lieu of winter afternoons, refuse to end too soon. Libraries of discontent in ***** diaries, ***** living rooms. Sometimes, it is something. Whats or When's the clean part start? Sometimes atoms seem enormous as winter afternoons refusing to end too soon. Showers of sparks scratch ****** demarcations into rickety winter bones. Sometimes, it is enormously good.
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Jun 24, 2012
Jun 24, 2012 at 6:43 PM UTC
Midnight Snack
Thank you For thinking i’m funny thank you For catering to my whims Thank you For being undemanding Thank you For being a gentleman Thank you for caring Thank you For sharing Thank you For being honest Thank you For letting me swear Thank you For letting me be faithless Thank you For bringing me calm Thank you for letting me love you I just wish I could be her
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Jun 30, 2010
Jun 30, 2010 at 3:58 AM UTC
ands, ifs, and buts
"Escribe con los pies, poeta de la calle" "Write with your feet, poet of the street" days of no inspiration, nights of emptiness irritation, labor strife strives to divide, the desire, the greedy needy, to unburden, touch lips to tablet, unsatisfied, muse departed for foreign lads in foreign lands, where dark eyed ladies sing put the load right right on me where once I saw poetry, now I see lessons of less, trees blowing whipped me frenzied, saw cappuccino foaming, revisited, now, see but tired dancers, de-auditioned, sent home to wonder, poets with paper cuts but no bleeding, so eager so desirous of conceiving, thinking, will I ever......................................again once, every step a poem, every sidewalk crack, a smack down of nuance, eye recorded, mind disordered, run home, to dance each vision into words, gloria, glorious just to walk my city streets once upon a time, a traffic light rainbow, stopped n' go, was a word design, demarcated visions of spun sugar, bodegas sold me magic beans by the pound, masterminded into cups of delight, treasury's bounty overflowed, now, dregs drain, sink stained, as are my writing utensils, my ink stained, us-less, fingers come visit me, unknown stranger, let us exchange fluidity, barbs, a contest of kissing, eye lashing wit ands shared vision stashing, and together, once more, write with our feet, while holding hands, becoming once more poets of the street. Only, come quickly,
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Jul 2, 2013
Jul 2, 2013 at 5:31 PM UTC
Escribe con los pies, poeta de la calle (Write with your feet, poet of the street)
The waitress said she didn't have any paper As she took orders and names and personalities And wandered Tables ands kitchens and free bread 54 wants less water Tom needs more water Vinegar allergies and detailed taste Unsalted saltines are a fountain of youth As she takes my name and phone And never calls again
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Jul 18, 2015
Jul 18, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC
The waitress
If tomorrow was that yesterday, or that morning came tonight if for a moment you could have listened if you didn't always have to be right if she realized the words   Get out really meant You’d love her help if you swallowed more than pills or thought about more than just yourself but yesterday left in a sunset obscured by a cloud of pride and for tomorrow it’s still not too late but you're running out of time
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Nov 27, 2014
Nov 27, 2014 at 11:38 AM UTC
Ifs, ands, or buts
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB at easter today it’s good friday and bob delahunty was going to church to have a hot cross bun feast, and a hungry poor buddhist was going into the church and asked bob, why do the christians like to eat over easter, what is it all about and bob said, it’s a time where families, forget about their differences and share a big celebration, with hot cross buns today after their service and then on easter they will host family get togethers, where the kids are forced to hunt for eggs that the parents hid in the garden, it is a very good day, and the buddhist man said why can’t christians be nice to each other every day, like us buddhists ands bob said, well, i guess your right, but life hands us problems to fix, like divorce and family quarrels and battles that can’t be resolved, you see we are always away from loved ones and easter is a way to keep updated on where our loved ones are, and then the buddhist asked bob why can’t they scype every night and then bob said, buddy, no person really wants to do that, actually, it is great to give families fun at easter, like sending kids on easter hunts, how radical dude and have great hot cross bun morning teas, where we all can feast, yeah, if we did these things every day we would get so fat, and kids will be so greedy, and we need every city in the land to pop open the champagne corks, saying HAPPY EASTER DUDES, AND TO ALL A HAPPY FEASTING you see easter if you add an f, could mean, the annual feaster, but we took the f away to make you feel great and then the buddhist said, ok but what if you were fasting in a remote country and you had to knock back the hot cross buns and easter eggs and bob said ok, yeah, if your fasting you must say no, i am on a diet and the buddhist said, what if you went to a nightclub and got heavily ****** from vodkas and rums etc etc and get too drunk on easter saturday, are you still expected to roll up to family get togethers on easter sunday and bob said yes, then the buddhist said, how do you cope, HOW THE **** DO YOU COPE this is how, you sing god is the devil and the devil is grog god is the devil and the devil is grog god is the devil and the devil is grog especially round easter time where drinking may send you back and forwards to the sink spewing and the buddhist asked bob one thing, before he went to tiabet, he asked, is there really such thing as a devil because every night i drink a whole bottle of wine by myself and bob said, well if the devil was grog i think i am the devil, cause, grog is my cup of tea and the buddhist went home and bob left saying this one word, misbehave, everyone who drinks grog misbehaves and there is nothing wrong with that, bob said happy easter and went back to the devil’s hideout and the buddhist blessed him saying, the devil, there is no such thing
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Mar 27, 2015
Mar 27, 2015 at 6:11 AM UTC
easter with god the devil and bob, and a homeless buddhist
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB at easter today it’s good friday and bob delahunty was going to church to have a hot cross bun feast, and a hungry poor buddhist was going into the church and asked bob, why do the christians like to eat over easter, what is it all about and bob said, it’s a time where families, forget about their differences and share a big celebration, with hot cross buns today after their service and then on easter they will host family get togethers, where the kids are forced to hunt for eggs that the parents hid in the garden, it is a very good day, and the buddhist man said why can’t christians be nice to each other every day, like us buddhists ands bob said, well, i guess your right, but life hands us problems to fix, like divorce and family quarrels and battles that can’t be resolved, you see we are always away from loved ones and easter is a way to keep updated on where our loved ones are, and then the buddhist asked bob why can’t they scype every night and then bob said, buddy, no person really wants to do that, actually, it is great to give families fun at easter, like sending kids on easter hunts, how radical dude and have great hot cross bun morning teas, where we all can feast, yeah, if we did these things every day we would get so fat, and kids will be so greedy, and we need every city in the land to pop open the champagne corks, saying HAPPY EASTER DUDES, AND TO ALL A HAPPY FEASTING you see easter if you add an f, could mean, the annual feaster, but we took the f away to make you feel great and then the buddhist said, ok but what if you were fasting in a remote country and you had to knock back the hot cross buns and easter eggs and bob said ok, yeah, if your fasting you must say no, i am on a diet and the buddhist said, what if you went to a nightclub and got heavily ****** from vodkas and rums etc etc and get too drunk on easter saturday, are you still expected to roll up to family get togethers on easter sunday and bob said yes, then the buddhist said, how do you cope, HOW THE **** DO YOU COPE this is how, you sing god is the devil and the devil is grog god is the devil and the devil is grog god is the devil and the devil is grog especially round easter time where drinking may send you back and forwards to the sink spewing and the buddhist asked bob one thing, before he went to tiabet, he asked, is there really such thing as a devil because every night i drink a whole bottle of wine by myself and bob said, well if the devil was grog i think i am the devil, cause, grog is my cup of tea and the buddhist went home and bob left saying this one word, misbehave, everyone who drinks grog misbehaves and there is nothing wrong with that, bob said happy easter and went back to the devil’s hideout and the buddhist blessed him saying, the devil, there is no such thing
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fools, ,you see ted bunny and ronnie biggs are saying the fools have been trapped in my snowstorm and in the category 3 cyclone marcia in queensland, nobody listens to the ploy of cronus and barry allan even if they are trying to keep them safe, and ted bundy who flew around aistralia trying too make marcia and lam, really ruin australia, and keep these americans trapped in snowy weather, keep kids from learning, by closing the schools, and cronus with barry allan’s help, was trying to get people to rally together to make everyone happy, and safe, we can’t save everyone, but we could ****** well try and then ted bundy said heh heh the fools, thinking these waters are safe to swim in, but ted isn’t shy he is evil enough to make people lose their lives, we must listen to authorities as opposed for doing the right thing, you see they call this nature, i call it cosmic attack, a really fierce cosmic attack, nobody can see the clear sky ahead, in order for people not dying from this sort of thing, and that is, don’t do stupid things ronnie biggs also is making the category 3 cyclones marcia and lam and a terrible snowstorm in the states you see these vicious killers are doing more harm here, than they did on earth, they are ruining families from all over the place, and elvis presley cancelled his neptune concert, to make the jewish messiah daniel who is his earth body, to think that he needs to start thinking of trying to save people from these terrible snowstorms and category 3 cyclones, you see, he thinks he is forcing the cyclone probably, but we all know that ronnie biggs and ted bundy are forcing them, i think this country concentrates too much in celebrating the jewish messiah’s previous life, and making him sleep like a pack of rich arrogant ***** but even if he wants to work anywhere, he wanted to get into library studies but instead of that, he is playing all over the planets, singing elvis is a schizophrenic and everyone seems fine with that, but, instead of looking at relief web. int, you should help us finish off ted bundy and ronnie biggs evil and cunning plan, to force the dreadful end of the world, you know what i think, if people listen to lifeguards and not going out to these fierce seas, the end of the world wouldn’t come, we must pray to buddha, that these people are safe, so when marcia hits, they are not out there battling the cyclone caused by ronnie biggs and ted bundy, please, buddha help, cronus ands barry allan battle these dreadful spirits, ,and make the storm ease, there are a lot of snow trapping innocent americans and all ted bundy and ronnie biggs can say is heh heh heh, these fools are falling right into my trap PLEASE BUDDHA SAVE THESE PLACES, MAKE PEOPLE SAFE BUDDHA MAKE THE SURF LIFESAVERS, WORK HARDER TO PREVENT PEOPLE GOING OUT MAKE PEOPLE IN THE USA, JUST SIT IT OUT UMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMM ronnie biggs and ted bundy are sitting in saturn club rings saying foolish earthlings they are falling right into my little trap
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Feb 19, 2015
Feb 19, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC
the fools are trapped by biggs and bundy, my advice is listen to lifeguards or authorities
fools, ,you see ted bunny and ronnie biggs are saying the fools have been trapped in my snowstorm and in the category 3 cyclone marcia in queensland, nobody listens to the ploy of cronus and barry allan even if they are trying to keep them safe, and ted bundy who flew around aistralia trying too make marcia and lam, really ruin australia, and keep these americans trapped in snowy weather, keep kids from learning, by closing the schools, and cronus with barry allan’s help, was trying to get people to rally together to make everyone happy, and safe, we can’t save everyone, but we could ****** well try and then ted bundy said heh heh the fools, thinking these waters are safe to swim in, but ted isn’t shy he is evil enough to make people lose their lives, we must listen to authorities as opposed for doing the right thing, you see they call this nature, i call it cosmic attack, a really fierce cosmic attack, nobody can see the clear sky ahead, in order for people not dying from this sort of thing, and that is, don’t do stupid things ronnie biggs also is making the category 3 cyclones marcia and lam and a terrible snowstorm in the states you see these vicious killers are doing more harm here, than they did on earth, they are ruining families from all over the place, and elvis presley cancelled his neptune concert, to make the jewish messiah daniel who is his earth body, to think that he needs to start thinking of trying to save people from these terrible snowstorms and category 3 cyclones, you see, he thinks he is forcing the cyclone probably, but we all know that ronnie biggs and ted bundy are forcing them, i think this country concentrates too much in celebrating the jewish messiah’s previous life, and making him sleep like a pack of rich arrogant ***** but even if he wants to work anywhere, he wanted to get into library studies but instead of that, he is playing all over the planets, singing elvis is a schizophrenic and everyone seems fine with that, but, instead of looking at relief web. int, you should help us finish off ted bundy and ronnie biggs evil and cunning plan, to force the dreadful end of the world, you know what i think, if people listen to lifeguards and not going out to these fierce seas, the end of the world wouldn’t come, we must pray to buddha, that these people are safe, so when marcia hits, they are not out there battling the cyclone caused by ronnie biggs and ted bundy, please, buddha help, cronus ands barry allan battle these dreadful spirits, ,and make the storm ease, there are a lot of snow trapping innocent americans and all ted bundy and ronnie biggs can say is heh heh heh, these fools are falling right into my trap PLEASE BUDDHA SAVE THESE PLACES, MAKE PEOPLE SAFE BUDDHA MAKE THE SURF LIFESAVERS, WORK HARDER TO PREVENT PEOPLE GOING OUT MAKE PEOPLE IN THE USA, JUST SIT IT OUT UMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMM ronnie biggs and ted bundy are sitting in saturn club rings saying foolish earthlings they are falling right into my little trap
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They say "when you know, you know" And they're absolutely right There's no grey area or blurred lines There's only black and white There's no ifs ands or buts There's no uncertainty or fear There's just that feeling in your gut And you must listen when it appears I'm not just talking about love This applies to most things in life- No matter what your head is thinking, Your heart is usually right
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Jan 12, 2017
Jan 12, 2017 at 12:28 AM UTC
Head vs. Heart
A flame wihout its    heat is as useless as a poetry without a thought.               What is man without a soul? Can he be called human at all? How              useful is an empty house that stands on a barren hill? A man                          not capable of thinking? A blank book? Or a sun without the grace of a fire? How good is            the wind without the trees?  Or the birds that worship its strength? How good is the ocean without                               the fishes? Or the human that embraces its wealth? All things are interconnected and   interdependent.     Like air to mankind and to the trees. And trees to mankind and to the soil. Like air to the waters.                     Waters to mankind. Waters to the soil. As fire to man as to the trees. Mankind to the trees and                to the soil. And trees to the soil, fire to the soil, man, fire. Fire and man. The fire within a man. Enflaming                       the soul of another man. We are all relatives in the dance of life. We are integral part of the earth.           The air, the waters, the sun and the moon. Everything is hitched to everything else. The air,                                    the waters, the sun and the moon. The salt of the ocean is in our blood. The calcium of the rocks is in our bones. The genes of ten thousand generations is in our cells. The fire of the sun king is in our spirits. The might of the winds is in our lungs. The most powerful element of the universe is in our hearts. The mighty winds                      rage and we bend for them. The fields yield and we kneel for them.  The blossoms open and we  rejoice.                                One could not pluck a flower without hurting a star. The wolves could not haunt for a                         meal without troubling a heart. An atom could not deteriorate without worrying                              the universe.  But along                                   the way man seems                                    to forget. And most                                    of the time, man does                                     not pay attention to                                      its depth. Man be-                                     comes too ignorant                                     to understand. That                                     man is the heart of it                                    all. The pulse that keeps                               the system alive. Man ne-                                 eds not observe but feel. M                                an needs to penetrate quite-                             ly as earthworms. Underst-                             ands as soils absorb water. Pon-                    der as the winds gather strength. Spread                as the vines that overrun the yard. Let your flame be the                                           guiding light.Do not let it be the fire that burns.
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Jan 10, 2013
Jan 10, 2013 at 12:28 AM UTC
Interdependency
A flame wihout its    heat is as useless as a poetry without a thought.               What is man without a soul? Can he be called human at all? How              useful is an empty house that stands on a barren hill? A man                          not capable of thinking? A blank book? Or a sun without the grace of a fire? How good is            the wind without the trees?  Or the birds that worship its strength? How good is the ocean without                               the fishes? Or the human that embraces its wealth? All things are interconnected and   interdependent.     Like air to mankind and to the trees. And trees to mankind and to the soil. Like air to the waters.                     Waters to mankind. Waters to the soil. As fire to man as to the trees. Mankind to the trees and                to the soil. And trees to the soil, fire to the soil, man, fire. Fire and man. The fire within a man. Enflaming                       the soul of another man. We are all relatives in the dance of life. We are integral part of the earth.           The air, the waters, the sun and the moon. Everything is hitched to everything else. The air,                                    the waters, the sun and the moon. The salt of the ocean is in our blood. The calcium of the rocks is in our bones. The genes of ten thousand generations is in our cells. The fire of the sun king is in our spirits. The might of the winds is in our lungs. The most powerful element of the universe is in our hearts. The mighty winds                      rage and we bend for them. The fields yield and we kneel for them.  The blossoms open and we  rejoice.                                One could not pluck a flower without hurting a star. The wolves could not haunt for a                         meal without troubling a heart. An atom could not deteriorate without worrying                              the universe.  But along                                   the way man seems                                    to forget. And most                                    of the time, man does                                     not pay attention to                                      its depth. Man be-                                     comes too ignorant                                     to understand. That                                     man is the heart of it                                    all. The pulse that keeps                               the system alive. Man ne-                                 eds not observe but feel. M                                an needs to penetrate quite-                             ly as earthworms. Underst-                             ands as soils absorb water. Pon-                    der as the winds gather strength. Spread                as the vines that overrun the yard. Let your flame be the                                           guiding light.Do not let it be the fire that burns.
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Almost everything we say Seems to be a bit cliche' Like practise makes perfect all the time And out of sight, out of mind Too many cooks spoil the brew And what you do to others comes back to you. Nobody likes a cry baby No ifs, ands, buts or maybes. These are just a few cliche's, And here's some others we all say: God bless the child who has his own. No place like home sweet home. He that fights and runs away Lives to fight another day What goes up must come down What goes around comes around Give me liberty, or give me death. And you aint seen nothing yet. The harder they come,the harder they fall Keep your eyes on the ball A small axe cut down big trees And the best things in life are free I could just go on and on Probably until early morn But I think my point is made That our words are all cliche's
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Feb 1, 2011
Feb 1, 2011 at 12:58 PM UTC
Cliche's
I just have a few words for you. You hurt her I hurt you. You make her cry I break your face. You break her Heart I will fight until the ends of the earth to get to you and then I will bring you to her put you on your knees Apologize for every tear you made her cry, every part of her body you might have touched. For every time she forgave you, for every second she spent on you For every time you made her think you were the one. Then I will take you to meat shop cover you in meat and throw you in a dog pound. Then I will comfort her and take her to get ice cream and make her feel like the Amazing girl she is. SO THIS IN MY WARNING!! HURT HER AND I HURT YOU No if, ands, or but's about it.
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Jan 11, 2015
Jan 11, 2015 at 12:49 PM UTC
To my little sisters Ginormous crush.
By: Cedric McClester I’m in the streets Tryin to get some flow I do what I gotta When my paper’s low But I love my baby And she lets me know That what we have Can only grow I’m as much hers As she is mine I love my baby She’s a special kind I did the crime But she did my time Hood love saved me And it’s good love baby I’m on my grind Both night and day I do what I do For the pay But she don’t care What people say My baby loves me Anyway I’m as much hers As she is mine I love my baby She’s a special kind I did the crime But she did my time Hood love saved me And it’s good love baby They found my stash She took the weight But some of y’all Find it hard to relate How could I Let her go upstate But for me it was life Her less than eight See I appreciate The love she gave me There’s no ifs ands Buts or maybe She’s the mashed potatoes And I’m the gravy Hood love saved me And it’s good love baby They found my stash She took the weight But some of y’all Find it hard to relate How could I Let her go upstate But for me it was life Her less than eight I’m as much hers As she is mine I love my baby She’s a special kind I did the crime But she did my time Hood love saved me And it’s good love baby (c) Copyright 2015, Cedric McClester.  All rights reserved.
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Apr 25, 2015
Apr 25, 2015 at 1:00 PM UTC
HOOD LOVE