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The new # 69 hoochi coochi smoochi rubberized *** robot ****** sucker model 2.0 now available ****** off feelin lonely tired of spats credit cards charged up from dates that don't put out don't like the same restaurants not ***** to your taste cant stand the in-laws you wana live costal, they like Kansas or tired of internet dating and no time for a quickie when the one you love tells you they aren't in the mood well bunky its a brave new world take a spin in our new model robot 69, 2.0 they talk they walk warm all ova inside and out scented oiled perfumed *** optional and flavored to include chocolate crunch, vanilla, strawberry and phooey replete with an array of assorted interchangeable ***** pussy's and butts extra sturdy for ware and tear and those little irresistible spankies and whoopins you just cant live without plus any colors, or rainbow rubber chasse gay straight or mix it up how eva trans trans gender buy out right or rent ala cart deluxe or standard voice activated advanced multi lingual baby talk and hits the high notes talks back software program and NO always means YES plus screams cu cu cu cu cu cummmmming cooes I love you **** me now ***** shred me you ****** ****** and many others in over 50 languages Other optional features include age play ethnic fetish banjee blow jobs tipping the velvet **** to mouth salad tossing tea bagging spit roast bare back chicken head death grip ******* mammary *********** ***** call Netflix and chill donkey punch golden shower brown bath cream pie ******* motor boating and the shocker   two in the pink and one in the stink
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Aug 23, 2018
Aug 23, 2018 at 8:14 AM UTC
*** BOT...Manga
The new # 69 hoochi coochi smoochi rubberized *** robot ****** sucker model 2.0 now available ****** off feelin lonely tired of spats credit cards charged up from dates that don't put out don't like the same restaurants not ***** to your taste cant stand the in-laws you wana live costal, they like Kansas or tired of internet dating and no time for a quickie when the one you love tells you they aren't in the mood well bunky its a brave new world take a spin in our new model robot 69, 2.0 they talk they walk warm all ova inside and out scented oiled perfumed *** optional and flavored to include chocolate crunch, vanilla, strawberry and phooey replete with an array of assorted interchangeable ***** pussy's and butts extra sturdy for ware and tear and those little irresistible spankies and whoopins you just cant live without plus any colors, or rainbow rubber chasse gay straight or mix it up how eva trans trans gender buy out right or rent ala cart deluxe or standard voice activated advanced multi lingual baby talk and hits the high notes talks back software program and NO always means YES plus screams cu cu cu cu cu cummmmming cooes I love you **** me now ***** shred me you ****** ****** and many others in over 50 languages Other optional features include age play ethnic fetish banjee blow jobs tipping the velvet **** to mouth salad tossing tea bagging spit roast bare back chicken head death grip ******* mammary *********** ***** call Netflix and chill donkey punch golden shower brown bath cream pie ******* motor boating and the shocker   two in the pink and one in the stink
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He stabbed me in the back And **** ***** me. A lover? No. Love itself. -- Eleanor
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Jul 13, 2015
Jul 13, 2015 at 12:49 PM UTC
**** ****
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Oct 15, 2015
Oct 15, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC
No. 978
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To **** or not to **** that’s the ******* question: Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings Or to take action against a bellyful of gas, And by farting pump one out? To strain, to bloat No more; and by a mighty outburst we’ll end The gut’s ache, and the thousand natural stenches That the **** is heir to, 'tis a resolution Right devoutly to be wish'd. To **** to **** But perchance to **** there's the ******* problem; For in that mighty **** of doom what turds may come, When we have let the little beauty out from mortal tail, Must give us pause; there's the danger That makes calamity of the farter’s life; For who would bear the sneers and mocks of men, The neighbour’s shock, the lover’s curling lip, The pangs of horrid stench, the ******* o’erflowing, The leaking **** orifice, and the drips, Impatient strainings that the tragic farter makes, When he himself might sweet easance make With a careful prodding finger? Who would a ******** wear, Grunting and sweating with noisome convulsions, But that the dread of solids after air-release, The undiscover'd oozings, from whose delivery No toilet visitor recovers, puzzles the will, And makes us bear the bellyache we have Than fly to others we know not of? Thus indigestion does make cowards of us all; And then the native heave of constipation Is sicklied o'er with the pale fear of defecation; And enterprises of both ******* and crapping With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of exciting toilet action.
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Mar 23, 2015
Mar 23, 2015 at 2:25 PM UTC
Hamlet's Toilet Problems
To **** or not to **** that’s the ******* question: Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings Or to take action against a bellyful of gas, And by farting pump one out? To strain, to bloat No more; and by a mighty outburst we’ll end The gut’s ache, and the thousand natural stenches That the **** is heir to, 'tis a resolution Right devoutly to be wish'd. To **** to **** But perchance to **** there's the ******* problem; For in that mighty **** of doom what turds may come, When we have let the little beauty out from mortal tail, Must give us pause; there's the danger That makes calamity of the farter’s life; For who would bear the sneers and mocks of men, The neighbour’s shock, the lover’s curling lip, The pangs of horrid stench, the ******* o’erflowing, The leaking **** orifice, and the drips, Impatient strainings that the tragic farter makes, When he himself might sweet easance make With a careful prodding finger? Who would a ******** wear, Grunting and sweating with noisome convulsions, But that the dread of solids after air-release, The undiscover'd oozings, from whose delivery No toilet visitor recovers, puzzles the will, And makes us bear the bellyache we have Than fly to others we know not of? Thus indigestion does make cowards of us all; And then the native heave of constipation Is sicklied o'er with the pale fear of defecation; And enterprises of both ******* and crapping With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of exciting toilet action.
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He thwack no metronome to kick oneself Thwack his **** sucker With his monolithic flaccid trunk rubber Me and my Dalek doped And my excrement unsweetened Copulate in the open without my jockstrap You shat encrusted to what you deflowered So at arm’s length ****** from all that we excreted in the wind’s eye And I bounce a bedevilled backwash My incredibles are shafted I’ll **** **** to Arab We only jabbered hasta la vista amongst homophones I croaked a hundredweight arsonists You **** posterior to her And I **** **** to… I **** **** to myself I ****** you powerfully The body beautiful’s not enough to go round You enjoy spanking and I wallow in ********* And ***** is like a tobacco teabag And I’m a bijou **** coming the corsets in custody We only jabbered hasta la vista amongst homophones I croaked a hundredweight arsonists You **** posterior to her And I **** **** to… Arab, Arab, Arab, Arab, Arab, Arab, Arab I **** **** to… I **** **** to… We only jabbered hasta la vista amongst homophones I croaked a hundredweight arsonists You **** **** to her And I **** **** to Arab
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Mar 26, 2010
Mar 26, 2010 at 4:34 PM UTC
**** To Arab
You do the math and I'll provide the irrationals, as I tend to cling to panic in the asymmetry of life. In this Twenty-First century women still suffer from laws streaming out of councils of men. These are not self-stabbing heroines, they do not ask the heavy deluge of derision. They are faced with laws stemming from an abbatoir, from men who wish to usurp the birthright. Men who have become strangers to their own mothers, men whose ***** dispense a fouled milk, men who deserve an **** ultrasound colonoscopy. So, I beg you to balance the inequality of the equation, gather our sisters in this non-Euclidean space: this is one we solve by inspection!
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May 5, 2012
May 5, 2012 at 10:57 PM UTC
Moral Algebra
I was feeling verylow so i had a blow in my row.... boat i shot a crow with my bow so could have a show my with my toe i can mow to cow SHAM WOW do u like pie #no lie lie, shy, hi, bye, nice guy? why i dont know becuase ****
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Sep 9, 2014
Sep 9, 2014 at 8:23 PM UTC
VERY LOW BLOW
There just isn't enough febreeze to rid the room of the haze Of a dog **** strong and silent It kind of puts you in a daze It kind of sneaks in, then it hits you An olfactory h-bomb in your face Meanwhile, he just lies there He's wiped the room with **** mace There is no middle ground here They always smell like something died Like he caught a squirrel in the garden Now, it's rotting his insides Dog farts, are a weapon That our army has not used In fact I told them in a letter In their reply, they were amused "We've tried to duplicate it" "A killer weapon... stops the heart" "But, our scientists just aren't able" "To reproduce a strong dog **** "Thank you for your consideration" "We'll let you know, if we succeed" "We agree with your kind letter" "dog farts escape and then they breed" Sometimes when a dog farts It makes a noise, he turns around "my god, I smell incredible" is the look comes from my hound So, if you've never smelled a dog **** And your dog just sneaks one out Do yourself a favour Do not feed him brussel sprouts.
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Jul 19, 2012
Jul 19, 2012 at 2:44 PM UTC
Dog Farts
*Another "randyhornbag" poem for all avid fans of ******* rip off my dripping ******* and part my waiting ********** sniff my fresh-scrubbed **** then rim me ******* senseless taste the sweet-sour tang of my recent defecation force your ***** mouth-prick past my eager sphincter seeking to engulf me in my ****** cum-lust and now for our delectation shove your huge **** up me and fill me with your hot ***** or fist me till I scream my ******* brains out and then **** myself in terror
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Jan 5, 2015
Jan 5, 2015 at 10:54 AM UTC
**** poem
Bound, wound, and tied up all tight With porcelain features, I drowned in her sight Dominant I control her, she submits to my needs I punish and tease her with preferences of sinful greed Bound, wound, and tied up all tight She lashes and thrashes but I control this fight Blindfolded and gagged, aroused from my touch Candle drips between her hips; she loves this so much Strapped to the bed with a fistful of her mane She enjoys pain and pleasure; I love this **** game Bound, wound, and tied up all tight My fledgling fun toy I command her tonight She moans with pleasures and screams when she’s bad Electricity attached, her fears makes me glad Vaginal to **** play, or no *** at all A new ******* kit arrives; I’m bouncing off the wall Bound, wound, and tied up all tight Under the bed restrains, ****** clamps, and leather cuffs in my sight She’s cuffed, restrained, clamped and all ready She needs me it feeds me and keeps me rock steady She gives me her all in suspended animation Together we are driven by a powerful lustful twisted sensation For Bound, wound, and tied up all tight You’re my favorite present, my fix, and my all through the night
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Oct 2, 2016
Oct 2, 2016 at 11:03 AM UTC
A **** GAME
Infuriated doesn't come close when listening to the words you spout You are so special in every way I could feel the need, I had to say If you don't go away I'll strangle you with your mum's **** beads Now where that came from left me at a loss, but he shut up and buggered off. Probably gone home to check what else his mum has hidden under her bed!
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Aug 27, 2013
Aug 27, 2013 at 9:59 AM UTC
**** bead asphyxiation
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Jun 25, 2015
Jun 25, 2015 at 11:33 AM UTC
Oral *** Makes your Day . **** *** Makes your Whole Weak.
Austere, everywhere! only me for that I care In my dream, two apples fall from a tree, Roll down the hill next to me There I lay in foetal bliss, behold she comes to me The Goddess
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Feb 1, 2013
Feb 1, 2013 at 1:39 PM UTC
Oral bliss, **** anxiety
So big this tiny hole opens up And the sound blasts out so abrupt The stench suffocates the breathing Water comes to eyes everywhere as **** methane fills the air No one wants to be blamed for the toxic air un-freshener Everyone assumes its the *** and moves away from her I try to keep a straight face until I get off the train Then locate a rest room and check for stains
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Jan 27, 2014
Jan 27, 2014 at 11:17 AM UTC
The ****
Give me back my broken night my mirrored room, my secret life it's lonely here, there's no one left to torture Give me absolute control over every living soul And lie beside me, baby, that's an order! Give me crack and **** *** Take the only tree that's left and stuff it up the hole in your culture Give me back the Berlin wall give me Stalin and St Paul I've seen the future, brother: it is ****** Things are going to slide, slide in all directions Won't be nothing Nothing you can measure anymore The blizzard, the blizzard of the world has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul When they said REPENT REPENT I wonder what they meant When they said REPENT REPENT I wonder what they meant When they said REPENT REPENT I wonder what they meant You don't know me from the wind you never will, you never did I'm the little jew who wrote the Bible I've seen the nations rise and fall I've heard their stories, heard them all but love's the only engine of survival Your servant here, he has been told to say it clear, to say it cold: It's over, it ain't going any further And now the wheels of heaven stop you feel the devil's riding crop Get ready for the future: it is ****** Things are going to slide ... There'll be the breaking of the ancient western code Your private life will suddenly explode There'll be phantoms There'll be fires on the road and the white man dancing You'll see a woman hanging upside down her features covered by her fallen gown and all the lousy little poets coming round tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson and the white man dancin' Give me back the Berlin wall Give me Stalin and St Paul Give me Christ or give me Hiroshima Destroy another fetus now We don't like children anyhow I've seen the future, baby: it is ****** Things are going to slide ... When they said REPENT REPENT ...
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The Future
Give me back my broken night my mirrored room, my secret life it's lonely here, there's no one left to torture Give me absolute control over every living soul And lie beside me, baby, that's an order! Give me crack and **** *** Take the only tree that's left and stuff it up the hole in your culture Give me back the Berlin wall give me Stalin and St Paul I've seen the future, brother: it is ****** Things are going to slide, slide in all directions Won't be nothing Nothing you can measure anymore The blizzard, the blizzard of the world has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul When they said REPENT REPENT I wonder what they meant When they said REPENT REPENT I wonder what they meant When they said REPENT REPENT I wonder what they meant You don't know me from the wind you never will, you never did I'm the little jew who wrote the Bible I've seen the nations rise and fall I've heard their stories, heard them all but love's the only engine of survival Your servant here, he has been told to say it clear, to say it cold: It's over, it ain't going any further And now the wheels of heaven stop you feel the devil's riding crop Get ready for the future: it is ****** Things are going to slide ... There'll be the breaking of the ancient western code Your private life will suddenly explode There'll be phantoms There'll be fires on the road and the white man dancing You'll see a woman hanging upside down her features covered by her fallen gown and all the lousy little poets coming round tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson and the white man dancin' Give me back the Berlin wall Give me Stalin and St Paul Give me Christ or give me Hiroshima Destroy another fetus now We don't like children anyhow I've seen the future, baby: it is ****** Things are going to slide ... When they said REPENT REPENT ...
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drop em' spread em' bend... Now meet my little friend.
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Jul 5, 2012
Jul 5, 2012 at 4:57 AM UTC
****
He is rougher then being dumped from the saddle of a bay mare, but perhaps she shouldn’t be riding ******** past vineyards of red rusted vines.   And if she is on fire then she should probably roll or climb into a hot tub on ***** Thursday and put out the flame ignited by the thought of hoping to God his parents can’t hear her.   She had always wanted to know what it felt like to slaughter someone. So when he placed his palms on the arch of her back and massacred her lips, I imagined her smashing his skull against a brick wall.   And when she is in the bathroom washing him off her hands, with a published poet in the next stall she shouldn’t yell **** you, I’m not a flower and start listing off the ten rules to **** ***   Because no matter how many times she uses him as her own personal merry go round or slams back beer after beer, he will never die in a coffin so that she can say he is already dead and buried.
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Aug 11, 2011
Aug 11, 2011 at 8:12 PM UTC
The Ten Rules to **** ***
He asked how I felt after losing my virginity and I just needed to know if god will bury us in the sky after the ground is full
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Jun 7, 2014
Jun 7, 2014 at 9:27 AM UTC
****
Locked eyes touching lips an act so beautiful or so ugly making love having *** different names different reasons different positions vaginal, oral, **** or ************ Trying for a baby wanting some fun don't have time, so make it quick or have a moment alone what ever your reasons what ever positions take precautions Condoms Tests Pills One act can turn into a lifetime mistake what ever your reasons what ever you positions stay safe
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Jun 7, 2014
Jun 7, 2014 at 6:42 PM UTC
Adults only (Only read if over 18)
on this october night, while i ponder on the crisp toilet seat and feel my body shiver from the awful lack of heat, one single **** compact and long, from my ******** falls, and into then rank toilet water it splooshes and splashes. on the porcelain i clench my feet and moan, it echoes through the halls, my ******** it burns! (lo, how it burns!) as if a ***** went in full with scratches. how i pray to God Almighty, "forgive me Lord for I have sinned", in this ****** place i sit aroused and weary, The light is dimmed, from the corner of my eye, my end nigh: i sigh, Lord. i sigh! the toilet paper is gone, i cannot handle the vapor (nor my **** gaper).
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Oct 16, 2015
Oct 16, 2015 at 8:36 PM UTC
the sploosh splash of the october night turds
What is *** Society paints it as an equation ***** plus ****** *********** What is virginity? A concept made up To keep girls locked down The breaking of the ***** Then do lesbians have *** Are they still virgins? Is their *** invalid? No. Oral counts. ********* counts. **** counts. *** is *** **** is ****
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Jul 28, 2017
Jul 28, 2017 at 4:26 AM UTC
#4 ********* is **** Too
well... she didn't want me... because i didn't want to do **** with her... and because i cooked better than her; or as one homosexual said: **** *** isn't really the norm in homosexuality, most **** *** takes place between heterosexual couples; maybe i just don't feel like talking about curtains and napkins growing old in front of a television screen? i think it's called companionship, without the authority brigade to get alimony and other stipends for a degree designating milking-it... as might require a woman shackling a partner with a few witnesses, like priest, lawyer... psychiatrist; god they're scared... they don't even fear murdering you, and when they try to, they just bellow out: 'my brother is dead! my brother is dead!' no, he's alive, he should have been dead 8 years ago, but you miscalculated; they're just scared of something that doesn't resemble a cage, as every housewife might tell you: a duck in a cage kept for petting rather than sloth for quickened fattening and eating will make the one eating it loose the plot... the duck will just pretend to be stupid.
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Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 3:36 PM UTC
bony ****
Seven sit around a fire, burnt marshmallows on two foot sticks stuck between grahams, talk *** and film. Had her naked like Kate Winslet, not Titanic Kate, but Little Children Kate. **** on the washing machine behind Jennifer Connelly's back. But the part about Madame Bovary, who really needs feminist literature in a feminist film? Okay, maybe it's classic romantic... I felt lost like a pebble sinking in the ocean five miles deep in the Puerto Rican trench. I hadn't seen either movie nor was I well versed in feminism or romance. My mind drifted to my first time. Started with a french kiss from a Latina girl, at a house on Cleveland Ave, I wish I could remember more.
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Oct 4, 2010
Oct 4, 2010 at 9:15 PM UTC
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