The TV people scare me sometimes.
They are always saying bad things.
They do so with an air of confidence and reassurance.
They fill your head with narcotic gossip and
Everyone salivates over the tasty words.
The addicted watch with anticipation.
Eating up every juicy bit.
The worse the news, the tastier.
The media is an all-you-can-eat buffet
For the cynical lovers of catch 22’s and Murphy’s law
They gag on the good news
Altruism, the Golden Rule, honest to goodness people
That doesn’t taste so good
It doesn’t give us our fix
You need the bad to have the good
And we only like the good to emphasize the bad
The audacity of the TV people; how dare they tell good news
Good news doesn’t sell
Bad news is good news

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“…open wide! The all-new Angus third-pounder…”
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“…illiteracy: an incurable disease or education malpractice…”
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“…childhood obesity is at an all-time high…”
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“…suicide bomber, 10 people dead…”
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“…teachers on strike again…”
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“…Michael Jackson…”
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“…another Amber Alert has been issued…”
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“…number of Americans going hungry increases…”
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“…ninety-six billion pounds of food go to waste each year…”
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“…Nicole Kidman loves her new *****…”
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“…another soldier was killed yesterday in a firefight…”
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“...you can do to protect against H1N1…”
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“…live the rainbow, taste the rainbow…”
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“…the King of Pop…”
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“…confirmed: the remains belonged to 6 year old…”
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“…boy refuses to pledge allegiance unless gays and lesbians have equal rights...”
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“…scientist reveals her secret life as a *******...”
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“…police are waiting on a positive ID on the girl’s body...”
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“…Michael Jackson...”
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“…actor who played Santa Claus jailed for having *** with boys…”
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“…Iran is restarting their nuclear facility…”
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“…armed teen jumped the pizza delivery man…”
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“…woman who has three hundred ******* a day finally meets her dream man…”
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“…why we love Taylor Swift…”
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“fifteen year old son, shot by his father, has died tonight…”
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