Here is where we are, then
And for what it's worth, you're less than welcome
Because when this is the best 22nd catch I've made
Well, who exactly is it that's worth all that time
Time when I would've been happily productive
You're the project that just keeps on smiling
Benefactor's bored
Enjoy your handouts, your good time, your precious notions
You'll never run out of them
And certainly won't miss mine

Resemble your owners
Reflecting how overwhelming it is to have a life now that one's been given to you
Look hurt when you're stepped on
Mistake yourselves for my purpose
Curl up around my side
As if I'm nearing 80 and you're the only comfort I can come up with
I was here already, before you, and I'm here when you leave the room
This isn't Cinderella, dearies
I should have gone with a feline
Dogs never suited me