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WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
come on people

STOP acting stupid*

that's just dumb
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
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*kindness needs not financial endowment
nor does it require intelligence  
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
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*TRAVEL TIME   TROPICS TRIP    TOURIST TOWN   TUNNEL TOLL   TICKET TAKER
TAXI TOKEN   TRANSIT TRAIL   TRANSPORT TRUCK   TRACTOR TRAILER  
TRAIN TRACK   TROUBLE TEST   TERROR TRAP   TRIBAL TURF  
THINK TALK   TRY TRANSLATE   TONGUE TIED  
TEMPER TAMPER   TIMEBOMB TICKING   TRINKET TRADE  
TARIFF TERMS   TWINKLE TAX   TREASURE TOTAL   THEFT TAKEN  
TWISTING THROBING   THIRSTY THROAT   TECATE TAVERN   TWO TEQUILA  
TRES TACOS   TASTY TORTILLAS   TEN TEQUILA    TABLE TAB   TIP TINA  
******  TROLLUP   TATTOO TABOO    TOE TAP   TICKLE TEASE    
TERRIBLE TUNES   TENOR TONES    TRUMPETING TROUBADOURS  
TWENTY TEENS   TICK TOCK   TARDY TIME   TIRESOME TESTIMONY  
TOTALLY TRANSGRESSED  
TUMULTUOUS TRAVELER
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
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*I am so smart

I can fool myself

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but I am too stupid

to figure me out
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
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*pitch an putt I never worried about
'cause all my drives were long and stout
now off the tee it doesn't fly so far
and all I can do is hope for par
on my card 3's are 4's and 4's became 5
oh how I long for a 300 yard drive
it's only a game some say unkind
but it grabs at your heart and messes your mind
it's only a game still others proclaim
front nine was fun the back nine shame
so before I tee I ask my Lord
just once put my name atop the leader board
so now it's early to bed so I can dream
of birdies and eagles and a jacket that's green


written by my caddy
Sir Duffy Mulligan
FOUR!
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
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**U B L

WENT TO HELL
WITH A BULLET IN HIS HEAD

KISS MY *** YOU
*******

THE WORLD IS BETTER
PLACE NOW THAT
YOU ARE DEAD
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
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*I missed your birthday that was last year
what got in the way was more than a tear

even though we have been far apart
now is the time to make a new start

I long for your touch and dream of your smile
and to share your days for a very long while

I guess we can go day by day
I hope you're feeling in the same way

My love for you I carry still
I offer my heart do what you will
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