by Geof with a wink and a waistband tug
My girlfriend’s knickers are C and A,
Cotton and allure, in a floral ballet.
They whisper of comfort, with lace on the side,
A high street triumph, worn with pride.
My underpants too are C and A,
Cheap and adequate, some might say.
Elastic heroic, though slightly askew,
A waistband that dreams, but rarely feels new.
We strut through the flat in our matching attire,
She’s elegance, sass, and a touch of satire.
I’m more of a waddler, a budget-bound gent,
With briefs that recall where the pennies went.
But here’s where the letters begin to diverge,
Her C and A? A sensual surge:
Curves and Attitude, bold and divine,
A knickered manifesto, borderline shrine.
Mine? A tad more anatomical, see
Crushed and Awkward, that’s me.
A pouch with ambition, a gusset that groans,
A tale of two cheeks and some questionable zones.
Yet together we giggle, we shimmy, we sway,
In our C and A garments, come what may.
For fashion’s a language, and love is the thread,
Even if my pants look slightly misled.
C and A was a UK High Street store that went out of business in 2020. Underwear was one of the ranges that they used to sell. -- This is a little play on the meaning of C and A in the cruder (but humorous) sense.