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Nov 26 · 65
Mary
silent echo Nov 26
My ex girlfriend Mary was the love of my life. We dated while at school.

One night we had a curry together at my house.

She absolutely stunk out the toilet after eating too much.

This made me violently sick when I breathed in the stench and saw the splats all over the pan.

I never spoke to her again.
Nov 26 · 77
Baxter
silent echo Nov 26
My mate Eddie once had a pet badger called Baxter.

He used to play football with him all the time. I was well jealous, so one day I pinched the ball. Eddie searched high and low for it.

In the meantime Baxter got bored waiting and ran away.

Soon enough Eddie started knocking for me to come out and play again.

I ******* hated that badger.
Nov 26 · 94
Frogs
silent echo Nov 26
When I was a young lad I often ate tadpoles. I used to hope a frog would grow inside of me.Apparently this is not uncommon with mental people.
Nov 26 · 68
Lunch
silent echo Nov 26
I was eating a maggot the other day
when a big bluebottle started to attack me. I swatted the ******* and ate him for afters.
Nov 26 · 68
Ted
silent echo Nov 26
Ted
Ted looked in the mirror,
"You've still got it, you **** beast",
he told myself with a wink.

After emptying his colostomy bag, Ted flushed the toilet, then crawled to the top of the staircase.

Slipping a ready made noose around his neck, Ted pulled himself up to almost standing.

"**** this for a game of soldiers",
he yelled, before hauling his broken body over the bannister.
Nov 26 · 720
As rockets flew above
silent echo Nov 26
The boy lay motionless
two dogs munched happily on his corpse
Nov 26 · 144
Beatrice
silent echo Nov 26
Once upon a time,
there lived a rabbit named Beatrice.
She was a naughty bunny, always
eating the farmer's cabbages.
One day, the farmer shot her.
Nov 25 · 1.7k
Unrequited
silent echo Nov 25
When you close your eyes
I open my heart

— The End —