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292 · Apr 2021
Effed up Will
Zinjanthropus Apr 2021
Will neither be
What me would
Want I to be, nor
What me would
Want I not to be

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241 · Apr 2021
The Missionary Position
Zinjanthropus Apr 2021
“Jesus is Aryan,
Only speaks Appalachian, and
Hates every Iranian!”

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A three verse long middle phalange to my egocentric Fundamentalist missionary
205 · Apr 2021
Felix Curtis the Keynesian
Zinjanthropus Apr 2021
Gimme some sardined rice
Sorry— that's the price?
Do you then have mice on ice?
Its price?
Thrice a sardined rice per slice!
Jesus Chris— thrice?
Okay, get me three slices of mice on ice
No freaking flies, no lice
On my mice, just ice...
Nice!

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To give you the context...the persona of the poem is at a ‘fast food’ store's counter.
105 · Apr 2021
Don't Read this Poem
Zinjanthropus Apr 2021
Don't read this poem—
It just rhymes it
With another it,
Then tells you to
Stop reading it again...

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