roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got five fingers and the middle ones in you

oh so deep
then I realised it was in a sheep
I quickly ran
then I went into a ram

it was traumatised
it had to have counselling
it had to even start selling

there was a cat that was a poopy poo
he also shat in many shoes
but I didn't have a clue
about the poo

years later I saw him again covered in **** and nothing else

poopy he asked me to call him
so now I'm here writing about my best mate poopy the cat

There was a Horses called Juan,
He was always a funny one,
He used to sit in the balcony thinking about life,
Might be thinking about his ex-wife,
One day a man called him fat,
So he did something about that,
He got his favourite knife and though it from the balcony,
Once in the air it easily slipped into the mans knee,
As the man was stopped in his tracks, screaming in agony,
Juan jumped off the balcony onto the man,
Reports come in Prince Charles age 71 has died from a horse on his head.