Once upon a time
I used to hate emojis
And i still hate them

They are round and yellow
Which reminds me of the Minions
Cuz they were down with jaundice
And for the record
I hate the minions too

Almost half of the emojis
Got those ####### blue tears
Since when did salt water
Become blue?

Then there is that poo/**** emoji
So confusing....
The reason for my brk up
My GF asked me what
I would get for her on valentine's day
Me , being stupid
Messaged her the poo emoji
Thinking that it was a chocolate emoji
And BAM!! the brk up took place
With a kick in my bifurcum

That break up
Currently
Hols the record of the most stupid break up
In the history of
Stupid break ups