With your "PUDDIN" choker, and me, your lover joker...
Us two up to no good, the most badass couple in Gotham's neighborhood...
One means nothing without the other...
One is nothing without their lover...
Your hair in pixies, mine in green...
White pallid faces, a lovin' **** team...
You and me, The Joker and Harley Quinn...
Lovers of destruction and mortal sin...
Harley and Joker, without peace and only violence...
Chaos and bombs, disturbing the silence...
Let us play a game, trapping the Batman, like a moth to a flame...
Crusin' cars like rolling thunder...
"OH #$!@" here comes the Bat and Boy Wonder...
A swift swing of Harley's bat...
And the big Bat goes "SPLAT"...
"I need a machine gun"...
"Here you are Puddin', ***...
"Thank you, Harley, the itch in my crotch"
Harley Quinn, beating the Boy Wonder...
Her bat, earning another notch...

I have tears and pain, and now my loss is another's gain...
You fooled me to believe you loved me...
I not knowing and failed to see...
You had me under lock and key, and now you set me free...
You were the love of my life...
The one I dreamed of each night...
Every "I love you" was heartfully meant...
All the roses and sentimentals I sent...
All my butterflies are now dead...
They were crushed, now it's hurt instead...
Your happiness is an addiction for me...
If he is what you want, then so let it be...
My feelings, they have crumbled apart...
Until I find that someone, to mend the pieces of my broken heart...

I decided to write the most beautiful poem ever...
Anyone's eyes that's had the pleasure...
To see the person right now, reading this treasure...

I'm jealous of your mirrors, camera, and monitor screen...
They catch and see all your beauty, from head to toe, and all in between...

I want to tell you, and I want to say...
How beautifully perfect you are...Everyday...

I hope you liked that last one, for I am not done...
I can go on and on, that's if the forevers end will come...
So gorgeous, so divine...
A beauty you would see, even if we were blind...

I wish I was this poem, these words you read with your eyes...
I wish I was in person, and not in this disguise...
I know if I met you, I could prove these things true...
The lucky things that get to cast your reflection...
And see that beautiful you...

You can see people's eyes so wide, there hypnotized and mesmerized, a sight they'll immortalize,
A dream come true...
Just one more thing and I'll be through...
Inside and out, an attractive glowing beauty...
And to top it all off, a gorgeous Lil cutie...

I know it's crazy there is no end...
I'll shut up now...
And just press "SEND"...