I was swimming away gaily , minding my own business,
the water was tepid, a couple 20 feet away from me ,
were up to their waist in the water , Med sea,
She had her arms wrapped around his neck ,
and her legs wrapped around his mid drift.
Their heads were bobbing , and they they were looking ,
all around to see , who was looking at them,
They were obviously having ***.
I had an odd sneaky look, to confirm my observation.
As they came to a conclusion, their heads were bobbing faster,
until it stopped and they separated and left the water.
My first thoughts were , how romantic,
I myself never had Sea ***.
I told my wife when I returned to our sun spot,
She told me to take a shower immediately,
" You were swimming around ' *****' of *****
floating in the water."
The romantic notion left me , and I thought ,
" Those ***** ******* "
By Holly Barrett