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One day an 11-year-old girl asked her daddy, " What are you doing to get me for my 15th birthday?" The father replied, " There is much time left." When the girl was 14 she fainted and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor came out and told her dad she had a bad heart. When she was lying in the hospital bed she said: "Daddy, have they told you I'm going to die yet?" The father replied yes as he left weeping. She said, " How can you be sure." He turned around from the door and said" "I know". She turns 15 when she is recovering and comes home to find a letter on her bed. It says " My dearest Daughter, if you are reading this it means all went well as I told you. One day you asked me what I was giving you for your 15th birthday, I didn't know then but now my present to you is MY HEART." Her father donated his heart.
Bachelorette: Bachelor #1, tell me about my eyes.
Bachelor #1: ur eyes are like diamond teardrops cutting through my heart.
Bachelorette: Bachelor #2, tell me about my eyes.
Bachelor #2: ur eyes are like twin flames lighting up my loneliness.
Bachelorette: Bachelor #3, tell me about my eyes.
Bachelor #3: I wish I was an onion & u were holding a knife to my skin.
Everyone knows Plato's Republic excludes poets; but in all truth social media should exclude anyone who is NOT a poet.

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