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Johnny Noiπ Apr 2019
My neighbor casually iterated my own motto to me:
"One day all women will be naked," it was a casual
remark, seeing spring in the air but I had spent years
in the desert wandering over the sand hand in hand
with Ezekiel & Pan & Orpheus & Tiresias as we all
wondered what to do until the aliens came down with
food &water & dancing girls. Our eyes opened, we
the assembled prophets & we knew at that moment
that far off into the future for days untold, there would
be a creator who would deem it so, that one day &
on & on all women would be naked. I had hid myself
away & cried that day for they were still clothed but
I knew someday I would see every woman on earth
naked. Present day: the Internet. My neighbor's remark
made me reflect on days gone by, such as when if one
wanted to see a naked lady one had to go where
the naked ladies were; strip clubs & go-go bars. I used
to spend my lunches in one when I wore a suit &
when I moved to a new neighborhood I'd search them
out along with funky little coffee shops; strippers &
hipsters completed a circuit ever so briefly, a mini
renaissance; randomly picking up on conversations
& posing for portraits, wild painting, hooking up,
experimenting, experiencing trauma together, & then
drifting apart, vaguely recalling, maybe. Where I am
currently there no strippers & no hipsters; as if I'm
back in the desert my ethereal companions at my side;
my creative genius waiting to erupt as if newly born.
Johnny Noiπ Apr 2019
One man's super hero is another
man's ******* role-play

Stan Lee once had the revelation
that super heroes were basically
naked exhibitionists in body paint

Due credit is given to Mexican
wrestling; who didn't love Santos?
& women in bikinis, preferably
silver, rough hide or fur. Feminists
in space responsible for the re-
introduction of Wonder Woman
into Pop culture; super heroes
losing to chaotic cosmic & market
forces; until CGI reached the level
where it could reproduce Asgard:

Something Wagner's been
doing for 100 years or so...
but all the micro-cellular
digitized pixelated computer
scanning can't improve on
a naked girl. By the way, whatever
happened to naked girls? Do Bra
ads count? Victoria's Zombies
are genuinely frightening, forget
'unrealistic'. They'r ******* monsters;

SI swimsuit Issue, for those with
a fetish for ******* Dodos;
it could happen. Betty & Veronica's
creator started out in **** & simply
put clothes on them. That's what
happening today. Fully-clothed ****.

I've seen it. It's scary; like being
trapped in a time-loop where one is
seventeen forever & never gets past
third base & the girl turns into your
mom, who's secretly a cop, an alien
or a serial killer. That's the zeitgeist.

Into this sickening surreality
of American society Stan Lee
brought dangerously neurotic
heroes; shmucks who tampered
with the laws of nature & lost
again & again. Spider Man,
Iron Man, Hulk & X-Men are
not heroes; they're monsters;
Captain America is a zombie.
Johnny Noiπ Apr 2019
The G.I. Bill & WPA
created a generation
of creative thinkers
& artists whereas the
National Endowment
for the Arts created
a monopolizing Left-
leaning Liberal elite.

Artists like Jackson Pollack
& Jack Kirby as opposed to
offensive pablum that goes
straight to Broadway & film.
Johnny Noiπ Apr 2019
And Jesus said, Come ye
after me, and I will make
of you fishers of men.

I asked a Catholic priest
whether it was obvious
to assume that Jesus was
homosexual; the priest

said Jesus was born w/o
sin, but I never said any
thing about sin & the
priest never mentioned
actual homosexuality.

The Bible has Christ say
'Let he who is w/o sin cast
the first stone,' but Jesus
himself didn't cast a stone.
Johnny Noiπ Apr 2019
Some artists, unable
to make ends meet
in comic books went
into *******; &
others into fine art.
Johnny Noiπ Apr 2019
Black Holes vs. the Big Bang,
Super Heroes vs. *******:
In Dialectics, the two become
one greater than both; Black
Holes & the Big Bang created
the whole known universe &
Super Heroes & *******
creating all Art & Literature.
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