Ezekiel came down from the hills
out in the desert spewing all kinds
of craziness; his friends thought
he'd bake his brains in the sun but,
no; Ezekiel had discovered some
thing far better to bake his brains;
a magical bush which spoke as a
flame but did not burn, yet the man
had indeed gotten burnt; he was
toasted & his friends thought Zeke
should see the king about this &
being friends, that's what Zeke did.
The King suggested Ezekiel take his
burning bush & launch himself into
space & that way if he met another
race he could turn them on to earth
man's way of thinking; Ezekiel was
cool about, but ran back out to the
desert to gather the glittering shrub.
meanwhile, King [ ] built a
spaceship just big enough for Zeke
& the *** of whatever & Zeke came
back looking despondent & saying:
The plant doesn't want to go. It says
if the aliens want to smoke they can
come down here. So incensed was
king, still Ezekiel was his bud, so
ordering all of the prophets of Israel
out into the desert hills to find the
burning bush & stone it to cinders.
That night all of the prophets of
Israel returned ****** to Jerusalem.