On my way to Nirvana my Collective Soul was ****** into a Soul Asylum. It was here where I met the Grateful Dead. I asked the dead how to get out. They said to choose one of the Doors. There were many doors and each was a different color. The first door was Pink and next to it stood a doorman named Floyd. The second door was a Moody shade of Blue and on it were many Oysters and many Pearls. I tried this door first but it was Jammed. The third door had a Black sky and a White ground. In the sky were Crows and on the ground was a Snake. The fourth door was a Deep Hazy shade of Purple. I could hear Sounds coming from behind it so I entered. I was now in a Garden. The first thing I saw were Melons eating the Heads off Lemons and the Lemons were eating the eyes out of Melons. They were both Smashing Pumpkins with a Metallic Tool that resembled a Steel Heart. Up from the garden was a Rolling Stone path winding up to a large Stone Temple. Next to the Temple was a large Stone Dog and around its neck was a sign. Welcome to the machine all Pilots learning to fly must first Kiss the sky. Not knowing what this meant I climbed upon the large stone dog when its head began to move. From its Dogs Eye View I could see a small opening at the base of the temple. Inside the opening was a series of gears and sprockets and a lever. I pulled the level which spun the gears turning the sprockets releasing a flood of water forcing the door open. Inside the temple was a toad that seemed to be happily wet. In the middle of the temple was a machine that seemed to be floating on a fine line. Above it was a Stairway and below it a Highway......