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Mar 2014 · 1.7k
If I Were A Richer Man
Troll Mar 2014
If I were a richer man,
I'd buy you the moon
I'd buy you the stars
I'd buy you diamonds,
Because diamonds are forever

If I were a richer man,
Maybe I'd have a chance
Maybe you'd be mine
Maybe I'd deserve you,
Because we both know I don't

If I were a richer man,
You'd have everything
You'd never know pain
You'd always be happy,
Because you most certainly deserve that

If I were a richer man,
Maybe things would be easier
Mar 2014 · 2.8k
My Balls
Troll Mar 2014
My ***** are big,
So I smoke a cig,

And dig like a nig
Yeah buddy

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