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Oct 4 · 78
Rizzler Phonk
Oh the beloved Rizzler Phonk
The beautiful music blessing my ears
Not beating it like a pair of peers
I need to hear that great cheer
From the people with the amazing beers
It could even bring them to tears
I wonder if they need to listen
That rizzler phonk is like a prison
It keeps you tight, holding you down like a piston
Oct 4 · 123
Hawk Tuah Day
If you say you want to talk
I would tell you I love Skibidi Phonk
How can you not love the grippy talk
Or even the beloved Tuah Phonk
You could never understand that day
It's so amazing, I love Hawk Tuah Day
Oct 4 · 464
Diddy
****** ****** answer this riddle
Diddy do it or diddy not
Bro thinks he got that baby oil gyatt
Parties that wildin be crazy as heck
With all them toys he leave my behind a wreck
Diddy do it or Diddy not
Diddy Diddy bro got a w coin slot
Party party all night and day
Diddy diddy I love you everyday
credit; Noah Keys
Oct 4 · 63
Quandale Dingle
If you asked me what was funny
I'd say you're a silly bunny
Because it's so obvious to say
So funny it will take your breath away
Quandale ****** is lowkey peak
Every time I hear it I make a little squeak
So you're off your rocker if you think it's not cool
Staring at him will surely make you drool
Poem by: Noah Keys
Oct 3 · 243
Zillion beers
If it takes a zillion years
I would do it for a zillion beers
It would be brilliant to drink
That amount would be a feat
I don't know if anyone could beat
One zillion beers to drink
good
Oct 2 · 301
Skibidi Jitt
Sigma toilet you always hit
When you do that is lit
I love how I can call you my Jitt
I always count on you
You never quit
I love you Skibidi Jitt

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