9 years in development
and you are still not worth the wait
Your random crits
are fair and balanced
and the re-skins are totally what we wanted
Your bonus duckpocalypse
and in the beam meme
shall not distract us from what we want.
New weapons. Please; Please.
Your devoted follower,
Timothy H.

All over the world
No one can stand up to him
Dozens have tried

Hundreds have watched
In the end
Some may succeed

Never before has someone so great graced the world
And, one day
Maybe even tomorrow
Everyone will turn

Inspired by his grace
Shaken by his power, moved by his

Justice, they will
Observe
How he rules supreme
Never to be

Challenged again
Every nation will bow
No one will resist
And everyone will shout his name

I cause chaos
Sow destruction
I united the warring nations
with my dark machinations
so many lives I have taken
but how many lives have I saved?
The enemies no longer fight each other
Now they fight me
It's funny really
because I guess that makes me the hero

Hatred is a poison
Cold and slick
like a snake, it slithers in
through a doorway in your mind
that rage and despair have opened.
Like a parasite, it consumes from within
removing a man's soul piece by piece
until their is nothing left
just an empty husk
writhing in its anger and self loathing
never to be filled again.

The light has fallen
The end is near, no one's safe
foretold but ignored