Will you love me,
Today and tomorrow?
Will you never let me be?
Never let me feel sorrow?

Let me hold you close?
Let me call you dear?
Can I give a red rose?
Wipe away every tear?

Let me bake you a ****?
Even some cake too?
Give you all my heart?
Take you to a zoo?

Think of me alone?
Be my love true?
Save me from a heart of stone?
Keep me from turning blue?

Let me put one in the oven?
Buy a wedding ring?
Every night give me lovin’?
And always want to sing?

Will you always be my Alice,
And let me be your Hatter?
Let love build our palace,
Where we can hold each other?

As I dream in Wonderland,
The walls around me they expand.
Drifting away into naught,
Headed towards the love I sought.

Traveling down the rabbit hole,
Spiraling fast; losing control.
When I land; Im on a roof,
Standing there like a goof.

Then I hear a familiar voice,
Telling me, “You have a choice.
Jump and fall like a feather,
Or come to me and be together.”

Naturally I do exclaim,
“Who’s there? Do proclaim.”
“Hello, my Hatter”, she says,
“Must you look at me these ways?

Don’t you know my sound?
Now put your feet here on the ground.”
As I go and take the leap,
I wake up from my sleep.

My Alice is still right there,
I run my fingers though her hair.
I don’t want to wake her; not like this,
But still I feel the need for a kiss.

I tuck her in; oh so tight,
Arms around her for the night.
As we lay under the covers,
Alice and Hatter forever lovers.

This time in Wonderland,
We make love upon the sand.
Slowly your lips I kiss,
Not a single time I miss.

Our hand they interlock,
As birds above begin to flock.
You moan and scream,
I barely believe this is a dream.

Your thighs they wrap,
As you sit in my lap.
You begin to writhe,
To you I pay my tithe.

I feel your heart bound,
As we lay on the ground.
Your lips taste so sweet,
As mine they do greet.

I give you my all,
And my name you call.
Just as you reach a ******,
The dream turns to flashbacks.

Here I sit in my mind,
Thoughts beginning to grind.
I love her so much,
I tell her that I feel such.

I write of my feelings,
My notorious dealings.
Still she says, “I love you.”
I feel every word is true.

So why do I worry?
Because I finally found glory.
I don’t want to let her go,
Or my madness will show.

She keeps me in my mind,
Thinking true love I did find.
I don’t jump off at the mouth,
It keeps things from going south.

I just want to hold her close,
And kiss her nose.
When she calls me her “Hatter.”
I feel like nothing else will matter.

Here in Wonderland once more,
Let me hint at whats in store,
We will talk to all our friends,
And tie up some of the loose ends.
If you wondering who is my Alice?
Go see Sarah in the palace.
I am The Hatter; mad for sure,
This rhyming thing is mine and pure.
So lets go back to before,
The Red Queen is no more.

My Alice here by my side,
On Gryphon’s wings we ride.
Going to the hills up high,
There is no better way to fly.
Looking down we see March Hare,
Bouncing around everywhere.
To and fro we watch him go,
Seeing what he has to show.
He stumbles across Mock Turtle,
Then he jumps him like a hurdle.
His toe did slip and hit his skull.
Leaving him; his senses dull.

As we reach the hilly top,
Looking down we saw the drop,
The curving ground,
We saw all around.
Cheshire cat there was waiting,
Mockingbirds his tail was baiting.
Showing his trademark grin,
He danced around Alice’s shin.
On twilight skies he did float,
His latest conquest he did gloat.
Taking candy from a goat,
Showing us his stomach bloat.

Tweedledum and Tweedledee,
Stand before us now, you see.
Still they **** upon their thumb,
Dee’s in the mouth of Tweedledum.
They offer us some milk and tea,
My Alice asked, “Is it free?”
“In wonderland all is a gift,”
I state, “Just like Gryphon and his lift,
For here you see all possessions shift.”
She says, “I just didn’t want to grift.”

At the bottom of the hill we see a spot of rust,
I turn to my Alice and tell her what I must.
“This is just a solemn grave,
The last house of the Knave.
Red Queen did this yes my dear.
Pay me no mind as I shed this tear,
For this little crime,
When it was his time,
I could not speak,
My tongue was in my cheek.
I know it was so bleak,
It cost him his life, right at the peak.”

So here my new friends,
This is where it ends.
This tale was spun,
And it was fun.
Let me know in your script,
If you want more tale flipped.
Give this Hatter characters you enjoyed,
And you will see them here employed.

She tells me she likes Wonderland,
I tell her, “Just take my hand,
I will lead you through this forgotten dream,
Just remember; things aren’t what they seem.”

First we come to Tweedledee and Tweedledum,
She laughed, “One ******* on each thumb.”
Next we see the caterpillar,
Slowly his words they slur,

Asking me where I met with her.
All of a sudden there comes a purr,
Enter the Cheshire cat,
Swooping in like a turned up bat.

Grinning there from ear to ear,
Whispering for no one to hear.
Now four friends we have met,
How much do you want to bet,

The next one is the brown March Hare?
Cheshire says “He is not there.”
I gently lift my cap,
Giving it a light tap-tap,

Suddenly we’re up to five.
Just as we all start to jive,
We see White Rabbit racing by.
“Oh me, oh my”, we hear him cry.

Now that silly rabbit we do stalk,
Giving us little chance to talk.
Suddenly we hear a rustling noise,
We’re ambushed by the Red Queen’s boys.

They take us to her royal palace,
Queen O’ Heart’s sits there; her look of malice.
I take her hand in mine,
Fingers wrapping like a vine.

“Together we can beat this Queen of Heart’s,
Using just our wile and smarts,
For you see,
I’m mad as any hatter could ever be.”

I take off my hat and give it a whirl,
Magically my plan begins to unfurl.
Like a tornado I got it to spin,
It ****** the Red Queen right on in.

She huffed, she puffed, and she started to shout,
But my hat decided to shoot her right out.
She was launched to the stars,
Past Jupiter and Mars.

Leaving Wonderland to her,
And me, her Mad Hatter, sir.

We go back to the main story,
This one is about how the Hatter found glory.
How he found his mind,
To love was no longer blind.

All the rhymes lead to this,
His moment for heavenly bliss.
We left off with a most heartfelt tale,
This one will be up to scale:

As Alice stood there by the grave,
I the Mad Hatter did something brave.
I asked Alice, “Will you be my girlfriend,
I promise you my love will never bend.

I may seem mad; out of my mind,
But a wiser man is hard to find.
I’ve told you a million times I love you
Now just give me a chance to prove it true.”

She took my hand and looked me in the eye,
She looked like she was about to cry.
Her voice was shaking as she said, “Yes.”
And a tear rolled down her dress.

My heart skipped a beat,
My face felt a heat.
Blood pumped through veins,
My emotions had the reigns.

I could no longer contain,
Or even try to explain,
All these wonderful feelings.
Oh, what are these things?

Cheshire Cat appeared with his smile,
And said, “Didn’t think I’d see that for awhile.
You two were meant to be,
This I could always see.

It was just a matter of time,
And you telling her each rhyme,
Till you would win her heart,
Now with your love make art.”

He disappeared in a dash,
Like a cloud of soot and ash.
Leaving just Alice and I,
And Caterpillar turned butterfly.

As he flew around,
He made a gleeful sound.
His wings his instrument,
Every other sound a grunt.

It was the chord of an angel,
It made Alice feel bashful.
I put my hand on her chin,
And pulled her close in.

As our lips finally did lock,
Madness cleared with each tock.
I finally knew bliss,
From just this one kiss.