She tells me she likes Wonderland,
I tell her, “Just take my hand,
I will lead you through this forgotten dream,
Just remember; things aren’t what they seem.”

First we come to Tweedledee and Tweedledum,
She laughed, “One ******* on each thumb.”
Next we see the caterpillar,
Slowly his words they slur,

Asking me where I met with her.
All of a sudden there comes a purr,
Enter the Cheshire cat,
Swooping in like a turned up bat.

Grinning there from ear to ear,
Whispering for no one to hear.
Now four friends we have met,
How much do you want to bet,

The next one is the brown March Hare?
Cheshire says “He is not there.”
I gently lift my cap,
Giving it a light tap-tap,

Suddenly we’re up to five.
Just as we all start to jive,
We see White Rabbit racing by.
“Oh me, oh my”, we hear him cry.

Now that silly rabbit we do stalk,
Giving us little chance to talk.
Suddenly we hear a rustling noise,
We’re ambushed by the Red Queen’s boys.

They take us to her royal palace,
Queen O’ Heart’s sits there; her look of malice.
I take her hand in mine,
Fingers wrapping like a vine.

“Together we can beat this Queen of Heart’s,
Using just our wile and smarts,
For you see,
I’m mad as any hatter could ever be.”

I take off my hat and give it a whirl,
Magically my plan begins to unfurl.
Like a tornado I got it to spin,
It ****** the Red Queen right on in.

She huffed, she puffed, and she started to shout,
But my hat decided to shoot her right out.
She was launched to the stars,
Past Jupiter and Mars.

Leaving Wonderland to her,
And me, her Mad Hatter, sir.

We go back to the main story,
This one is about how the Hatter found glory.
How he found his mind,
To love was no longer blind.

All the rhymes lead to this,
His moment for heavenly bliss.
We left off with a most heartfelt tale,
This one will be up to scale:

As Alice stood there by the grave,
I the Mad Hatter did something brave.
I asked Alice, “Will you be my girlfriend,
I promise you my love will never bend.

I may seem mad; out of my mind,
But a wiser man is hard to find.
I’ve told you a million times I love you
Now just give me a chance to prove it true.”

She took my hand and looked me in the eye,
She looked like she was about to cry.
Her voice was shaking as she said, “Yes.”
And a tear rolled down her dress.

My heart skipped a beat,
My face felt a heat.
Blood pumped through veins,
My emotions had the reigns.

I could no longer contain,
Or even try to explain,
All these wonderful feelings.
Oh, what are these things?

Cheshire Cat appeared with his smile,
And said, “Didn’t think I’d see that for awhile.
You two were meant to be,
This I could always see.

It was just a matter of time,
And you telling her each rhyme,
Till you would win her heart,
Now with your love make art.”

He disappeared in a dash,
Like a cloud of soot and ash.
Leaving just Alice and I,
And Caterpillar turned butterfly.

As he flew around,
He made a gleeful sound.
His wings his instrument,
Every other sound a grunt.

It was the chord of an angel,
It made Alice feel bashful.
I put my hand on her chin,
And pulled her close in.

As our lips finally did lock,
Madness cleared with each tock.
I finally knew bliss,
From just this one kiss.

This is my tale you see,
The one all about me.
I never used to be insane,
I was actually quite plain.

Too many times my heart was broken,
I never was very outspoken.
I used to sit inside my mind,
"True love," I thought “I’ll never find.”

So I went for a walk,
To myself I did talk.
As I walked around,
I saw something on the ground.

It was a hat you see,
I placed it on my head; It fit perfectly.
So I continued my jaunt,
My hat people did taunt.

So I went up a hill,
Under a shade tree I did chill.
There I saw a hole,
To big to be dug by a mole.

So I climbed inside,
I began to slide.
When I landed I asked where did I stand,
A voice said, “This is Wonderland.”

I did not know who,
A cat appeared out of the blue.
I started to scream,
But he said, “I’m on your team.”

After I calmed down,
He asked, “Why do you frown?”
“Its my life you see,”
I said, “All my loved ones flee.”

The cat and I did walk,
And still we did talk.
We came upon a palace,
Its look was one of malice.

The gates were barred,
The floor was tarred.
But still we crossed the threshold,
Then by a card I was told,

“This is the home of the Queen of Hearts,
Turn away if you have the smarts.”
Still I made haste to the throne,
Wishing to pick a bone.

She sat in her red robe,
Me her eyes did probe.
They picked right through my brain,
This is what drove me insane.

I forgot who I was,
I woke up looking at the cats jaws.
His smile was no more,
He asked, “Who is your amour?”

Love I had forgot,
With torment my mind was wrought.
I closed my eyes and tried to think,
But I couldn’t find the link.

To love I was blinded,
No longer my heart I minded.
This is how I found I was mad,
But I couldn’t help be glad.

My heart no longer pained,
But I was now featherbrained.
My thoughts did race,
And disappeared without a trace.

That is when I found March Hare,
He and I were quite the pair.
Between us we had half a mind,
Neither one true love could find.

He had also seen the Queen,
Who wiped his mind clean.
We sat to drink tea,
He missed the cup with glee.

Years passed by,
I learned magic quite sly.
I saw White Rabbit walking,
To him I started talking.

He mentioned a girl in Wonderland,
Little did I know it all was planned.
Right from this new start,
I felt feeling back in my heart.

Later that day my eyes got a treat,
I saw Alice; oh so sweet.
My heart skipped a beat,
That was some feat.

Never before had I felt like this,
My madness had turned to bliss.