Donald Trumpy went to town
A-riding as a phony
Flipped the bird at the world
And called it macaroni!
Donald Trumpy, keep it up
Donald Trumpy dandy
Burn the party, elect the Shrill
and with the votes be handy!
All of us went down to see,
The proof of Barnum's wisdom
Lined up many suckers there
As thick as hasty pudding.
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He said we'll build a wall so high
that Mexicans can't jump it
Made of gold and paid for too
by Mexico on credit!
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His first task as president
to find Obama's birthplace
Unless you think that just a ruse
to win the party's base!