We drink to 'guise our fraught depression -
A mask staging a good impression.
A drink and darkness cocktail vice,
And one that comes at quite a price:
I'm one who likes a beer or two
To take the edge off feeling blue.
She likes to douse her thoughts with cider
To fill the emptiness inside her.
When feeling down we'll have a stout
To help us force the demons out.
He takes his ale so he can feel
That different kind of numb appeal.
The girlfriends go for lots of wine
To help them say their feeling fine,
Or they sometimes call for ***** shots -
Or tequila shots, and often, lots.
The lads drink whiskey on the rocks
To knock the cotton off their socks.
While your poison always comes with lime
To prolong the certainty of time.
She takes gin with a dash of tonic
To try avoid being laconic.
You like to take your Coke with *** -
For glum is oft best paired with numb.
We start to settle down for an all-nighter
And dream that the noose grows a naggin tighter.
*naggin - a naggin in Ireland is a 200 ml bottle of spirits