I got my daughter a dog.... AND
she loved it... AND
its name was Rex... AND
she slept with him in her bed... AND
one day Rex got sick... AND
I took him to the the vet... AND
turns out Rex wasnt a dog... WHAT?
JUST A BIG ******* RAT

the lights are off
the stairs are on
you miss a step
and fall the **** down

there once was a fish who could fly
his fins always glistened in the sky
he was so glad
but soon he turned mad
because he was caught by some guy

running around
a foamy mouth
tries to bite me
a rabid squirrel