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Oct 2018 · 399
Hickory
Thomas Goodyear Oct 2018
Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse bit my ****,
Your gran is a ******,
And I want to spank her,
Hickory dickory dock...




...****
If it rhymes with ****, I shall rhyme it with ****
Oct 2015 · 402
Time Machine
Thomas Goodyear Oct 2015
Such that sleep is a time machine to breakfast
Death is a time machine to the end of time itself
Eternal slumber seems bliss
Oct 2015 · 346
Lost Property
Thomas Goodyear Oct 2015
Try to remember where you last had what you have lost and have a good look there.
Chances are it's not there.
It never will be.
It's gone.
Forever.
Get used to it.
Welcome to life






#deep
Oct 2015 · 323
Tyred
Thomas Goodyear Oct 2015
Cars
Bikes
Buses
Vans
Most other road legal vehicles...

get it?
Aug 2015 · 382
Tired
Mar 2015 · 341
Long enough?
Thomas Goodyear Mar 2015
Everyone has a story to tell
tick
Something to share with those around them
tock
This is what makes us human
tick
But we don't all have long enou...
*tock
Mar 2015 · 3.9k
Algebra vs The Modern World
Thomas Goodyear Mar 2015
The concept of replacing numbers with letters to aid manipulation.
vs
The concept of replacing people with numbers to aid manipulation.
Mar 2015 · 1.5k
Internet Friends
Thomas Goodyear Mar 2015
enters password
logging in...
connected
Online friends:   *0

log out
Are you sure?   Yes
Rinse and repeat
Mar 2015 · 403
The Fish
Thomas Goodyear Mar 2015
A fish is merely a legless dog with scales and fins.

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