#hamster
My hamster so small and fluffy
Whose wheel was his favorite hall
Amd he'd run all the night
Little hamster
A furry quick light and then
He'd nap in his bedding and sprawl.
Apr 6
Apr 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM UTC
The guy in the corner booth
shot a hamster outta his ***
reminding me of that guy
in high school science class
the waitress lost her cookies
police all drew their guns
coming here for donuts
but scaring everyone
the little furry devil
slid across the diner floor
bouncing against the counter
then flying out the door
customers gawked and stared
a prison break thus made
somethings no one wants too know
in another's ***** *** parade
I've been told he lives in Canada now
an ordeal he's blocked from mind
a tabloid story circular
he's left it all behind
of course he's still in therapy
the horror there, and won't depart
flying outta someones ****
yet gaining a fresh
start...... for the Hamster, that is ;D~
Jan 11, 2025
Jan 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM UTC
I was going to bring my pet hamster tonight.
Anyone met my pet hamster - Picasso?
He is an impressionist.
No, honestly he does all the other rodents :-
Mice, rats, capybara, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew, all of them.
Unfortunately I couldn't bring him,
because he died this afternoon.
He fell asleep at the wheel.
Aug 25, 2023
Aug 25, 2023 at 10:24 AM UTC
Something catches the brown and white hamsters eye.
A carrot, left behind by someone else who likes carrots.
Fully intent, the hamster attempts to flee his cage,
But alas, the bars are too strong.
Many hamsters, run free,
But he who is afraid of his hamster; will not let it run along.
The longing for a carrot eats away at this sad hamster.
He does not want his hamster to starve, but he cannot risk it ruining his living room.
The carrot rots away, and the hamster is once again sad.
Apr 22, 2020
Apr 22, 2020 at 9:53 PM UTC
you are so small
and simple minded
pure and white
and your time
will come
too soon.
Mar 29, 2020
Mar 29, 2020 at 3:16 AM UTC
The guy in the corner booth
shot a hamster outta his ***
reminding me of that guy
in high school science class
the waitress lost her cookies
police all drew their guns
coming here for donuts
but scaring everyone
the little furry devil
slid across the diner floor
bouncing against the counter
then flying out the door
customers gawked and stared
a prison break thus made
somethings no one wants too know
in another's ***** *** parade
I've been told he lives in Canada
an ordeal he's blocked from mind
a tabloid story circular
he's left it all behind
of course he's still in therapy
the horror fresh, and won't depart
flying outta someones ****
yet gaining a fresh
start
Mar 1, 2020
Mar 1, 2020 at 9:10 PM UTC
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There is no Hamster #1-3
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The Hamster wakes up,
pounces straight out of bed.
He oils himself up from hip to head.
He goes to work in a big machine.
It turns and turns, round and round he churns.
Rodent mouths stand agape at his speed.
He’s an important hamster; he has his own wheel.
There’s a card on his desk, it’s his one year birthday.
“1-year-old me? I thought it’s just another Thursday.”
All his friends join in, from rodents to whales.
There is a big party, he even gets some tail.
Next morning he wakes, it feels like a new dawn.
“One year? I can’t believe it… A third of my life is gone.”
He has a moment of crisis – “Is this all there to life is?
It’s time for me to face the bitter truth.
Just for money, I’ve given up my youth.”
He skips work and goes for a sip in a bar.
From the corner of his eye he spots a Sloth.
Just idling on the couch, chewing on a leaf.
It could be food, but more likely it’s ****
Next to him sits a dog, slobbering.
“Excuse me Mr. Hamster, sorry for bothering.
I couldn’t help but notice, you seem to be in a mood.
Your furry whites are a shade too blue.”
The Hamster says, “Let me ask you something.
If you could do anything, what would be that one thing?”
“Oh dear, I don’t think about this poo.
I am a dog, I am happy, no point thinking through.”
Eavesdropping, a parrot glides in.
“Why, that’s a silly attitude my friend.”
Life is what you make it, says the bird.
And promptly flies away, dropping another giant ****
A Tortoise strolls in, and takes a seat.
“No rush, Bartender. I’ll have a whiskey, neat.”
Struck by awe, the hamster enquires.
“Sir, did you ever find what your heart desires?”
“Ah young Hamster, there is no magic spell.
Every night before I sleep, I look inside my shell.
I don’t know your truth, but one thing I can tell you:
it’s that you should look inside your shell too.
It takes time, and you do have to go far.
Before you were born, I was already on my way to this bar.”
The hamster leaves to do what hamsters do,
Ticket to India: “hello, just passing through.”
Spend a week in Goa, and start doing Yoga.
Takes care of his mind, and no sugar or soda.
And so after a week, the prodigal pup returns.
His mind is clear, he starts his own little firm.
He makes time to be outside with his horde,
Energy renewed, not a single day he’s bored.
Another week passes, and all is well.
Many pits of despair, he saw but never fell.
And one day he finds a large present in his room.
“Where did this come from?” – no one has a clue.
He feels a wet tail, as it starts to reveal,
“Oh my god, not this, not a Hamster Wheel.”
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Hamster Facts:
- Hamsters have a lifespan of 3 years (depends on breed)
- Hamsters have scent glands in the hip area. They groom themselves to spread the oils secreted from these glands all over their bodies.
- A baby Hamster is called a “pup”. A group of them is called a “horde”.
- Wet Tail is a common disease in Hamsters, usually caused by stress or a sugary diet (but may have other causes)
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Dec 6, 2019
Dec 6, 2019 at 9:49 AM UTC
Burning eyes.
Heavy eyelids.
Pounding head.
All indications of too little sleep.
Curious.
Relentless.
Won’t shut up.
All descriptions of my too active brain.
If only my brain were as determined to experience
Sleep for an entire night,
Instead of pondering age-old questions,
Such as what will tomorrow bring?
Unfortunately, I cannot convince my brilliant, yet misled, brain that:
Lack of sleep will just increase tomorrow’s challenges, and
Thinking about potential events cannot minimize that simple fact.
Oh where can I get a hamster wheel for my brain, so the rest of me can finally have peace and quiet in which to sleep?
Nov 23, 2018
Nov 23, 2018 at 6:56 AM UTC
Companions,
They may bark, meow or chirp,
Hiss, squeak or burp,
Pets or friends,
They're still there,
Priceless,
Irreplaceable,
Your companions,
Whatever size or shape,
Are the best,
They have their tough times,
Dogs are always pooping and peeing,
Cats always have furballs,
Birds **** everywhere,
But,
Dogs always play with you,
Cats are there to let you pet them,
Birds are there to look... good and do tricks,
They may vary in intelligence and grace,
But one thing's for sure,
They're fun and exciting,
To see someone when you go home,
Someone to cry and lean to,
Someone that will always feel what you feel,
They lick you till you're comfortable,
Paw you till you notice them,
Breath at you,
Let you feel their heartbeat,
They have their different ways,
But one thing's for sure,
Their there to love you,
Companions till death,
Some might have shorter life,
But some have longer,
Than you can ever have,
Yet time always passes when they're there,
Love your pets,
Love your friends,
Companions are the best,
And with their presence,
You're sure to have fun.
Jun 13, 2017
Jun 13, 2017 at 8:34 AM UTC
Driving and jiving at a hundred and five
Taking the corner, like, it's a bee hive
Cop riding my tail, sirens and lights
Singing my loudest, as the turbo ignites
Gone in the rear-view, he's clean disappeared
Hitting two twenty, without any fears
Riding and singing, my buddies, they cheer
As the engine sputters, and blows out the head
Residing in heaven, now totally dead
Remember my homeys, when living true free
Watch out for the road, and all it's debris
Hamster peds so innocent, cute and small
will ruin your life, if in the intake, they fall
Feb 24, 2017
Feb 24, 2017 at 7:31 AM UTC
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*My heart broke today,
And tears gushing through my eyes,*
Goodbye my choco.
© Earl Jane
♥ E.J.C.S.
Aug 17, 2015
Aug 17, 2015 at 8:29 AM UTC
your mind is a hamster on the wheel
running, running, running
spinning, spinning, spinning
never knowing
when to stop
May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 4:46 PM UTC
I know, dear. There is low oxygen in a hamster ball, but you're told: "keep running! Keep running!" and you're like, "What the hell, Defender of Whatever, don't you know I need a break? It's getting really hot, but my heart is cold; I'm sleepless, but restless; my thoughts are stale, and my everything is irrelevant!" and the Defender of Whatever is all: "Mercy is for cowards! And, you, you're no coward, you're an American!" and then you respond, ever defiantly: "Where I exist has nothing do to with why I exist." The Defender of Whatever explodes…
Apr 29, 2014
Apr 29, 2014 at 9:15 AM UTC