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I was going to bring my pet hamster tonight. Anyone met my pet hamster - Picasso? He is an impressionist. No, honestly he does all the other rodents :- Mice, rats, capybara, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew, all of them. Unfortunately I couldn't bring him, because he died this afternoon. He fell asleep at the wheel.
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Aug 25, 2023
Aug 25, 2023 at 10:24 AM UTC
A little silliness ... goes a long way.
I was going to bring my pet hamster tonight. Anyone met my pet hamster - Picasso? He is an impressionist. No, honestly he does all the other rodents :- Mice, rats, capybara, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew, all of them. Unfortunately I couldn't bring him, because he died this afternoon. He fell asleep at the wheel.
This was a short stand-up comedy introduction I did at the beginning of the Spoken Word Open Mic that I organise, run and host.
#hamster#rodents#openmic#comedy
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Aug 25, 2023
Aug 25, 2023 at 10:24 AM UTC
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