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I wear a ring of wedding a tiny thing, a golden circle that glows on my finger with the sparkle of God’s gilded sun let such beauty itself proclaim to the wandering eyes of man that I have no use of nettling admirers that I live under wedded sovereignty and tame their interest and superior want but in somber secret let apologies be made for I fly under false color I have taken no vow the thing is a lie, a cheat, a passport to peace that I wear like a shield against some fair suitor’s caprice . . A song for this: When will we be married by The Waterboys Wedding Bell Blues by Laura Nyro
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Mar 1
Mar 1, 2026 at 9:37 AM UTC
bands
I loved you and you broke my heart Always, did I think you had a soft heart However, you proved me wrong For me, did you feel nothing To you, was I merely a tool And you turned me into a lovestruck fool! I loved you and you broke my heart So badly was I hurt That I went into depression for two full months You made me lose faith And created self-doubts in my mind To you, was I too kind Hence, did I suffer a lot Trustworthy, you certainly were not!! I loved you and you broke my heart My self-esteem fell apart My mind took over my heart And insecurities began to tear me apart However, I was not as weak as you would have thought Neither was I a crackpot Loving family and friends, did I have As well as a strong will to live I decided to focus completely on work After all, I did not have time to worry about jerks Today, have I become far more successful Than you can ever be, you miserable little devil!! I loved you and you broke my heart But I began to rebuild, part by part Thus, have I grown stronger And become happier Thanks to the will of Jesus Christ Definitely, have I done my best To recover from the trauma you inflicted on me However, does the fact remain, that you tried to break me Someone who genuinely cared for you Yes, really did I love you And you broke my heart Truly, are you nothing but a cheat However, I CAN forgive you once and for all But it will take some time One, because you truly are a ball of slime Two, because I also need to heal For now, try to be a good human being for once Even if the very thought of it makes you wince!!
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Jul 11, 2024
Jul 11, 2024 at 2:45 AM UTC
I Loved You And You Broke My Heart
I loved you and you broke my heart Always, did I think you had a soft heart However, you proved me wrong For me, did you feel nothing To you, was I merely a tool And you turned me into a lovestruck fool! I loved you and you broke my heart So badly was I hurt That I went into depression for two full months You made me lose faith And created self-doubts in my mind To you, was I too kind Hence, did I suffer a lot Trustworthy, you certainly were not!! I loved you and you broke my heart My self-esteem fell apart My mind took over my heart And insecurities began to tear me apart However, I was not as weak as you would have thought Neither was I a crackpot Loving family and friends, did I have As well as a strong will to live I decided to focus completely on work After all, I did not have time to worry about jerks Today, have I become far more successful Than you can ever be, you miserable little devil!! I loved you and you broke my heart But I began to rebuild, part by part Thus, have I grown stronger And become happier Thanks to the will of Jesus Christ Definitely, have I done my best To recover from the trauma you inflicted on me However, does the fact remain, that you tried to break me Someone who genuinely cared for you Yes, really did I love you And you broke my heart Truly, are you nothing but a cheat However, I CAN forgive you once and for all But it will take some time One, because you truly are a ball of slime Two, because I also need to heal For now, try to be a good human being for once Even if the very thought of it makes you wince!!
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To quote Athos from "The Three Musketeers" "You are not a woman You are a demon escaped from Hell" When I first met you as a colleague I made the mistake Of getting friendly with you When I should have ensured That our relationship was going to be strictly professional Of course, you had your own ways Of charming those whom you came in contact with That is something for which I have to give you credit Albeit grudgingly And you were an expert At playing the victim card Nevertheless, after I changed jobs I thought I had seen the last of you However, you came back into my life As unexpectedly as the recent rains in Chennai Initially, it seemed kind of sweet However, I should have realised sooner That you had certain ulterior motives Unfortunately, I got fooled by your sweet talk And started helping you financially Because you looked up to me as a brother I never doubted you in the slightest Which was probably the biggest mistake of my life You took advantage of me In the worst way possible And kept draining my bank account Your lies kept getting taller and taller And I kept believing them Because, you had me well and truly under your thumb However, even the most credulous person in the world Can develop suspicions at some stage Thus, after years of being in a psychological coma I finally managed to wake up to the harsh reality And told my family everything Of course, with the help of a dear family friend After we finally confronted you You signed a written agreement Promising to return all my money Within a certain deadline That deadline has long since passed And you have not paid even ten percent of your dues What is worse Is the fact that you are absconding And giving absolutely nonsensical reasons Which even an utter fool would find it difficult to believe You ruined my life Destroyed my happiness And shattered my self-confidence Is this the way you treat a person Whom you have addressed as "brother" Not once, not twice, but several times? I am giving you one last chance Not for your sake But for the sake of humanity You had better take it Because, if not Then you will soon find yourself in prison Again, to quote Athos "You are not a woman You are a demon escaped from Hell"
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May 8, 2023
May 8, 2023 at 10:45 AM UTC
You Are Not A Woman
To quote Athos from "The Three Musketeers" "You are not a woman You are a demon escaped from Hell" When I first met you as a colleague I made the mistake Of getting friendly with you When I should have ensured That our relationship was going to be strictly professional Of course, you had your own ways Of charming those whom you came in contact with That is something for which I have to give you credit Albeit grudgingly And you were an expert At playing the victim card Nevertheless, after I changed jobs I thought I had seen the last of you However, you came back into my life As unexpectedly as the recent rains in Chennai Initially, it seemed kind of sweet However, I should have realised sooner That you had certain ulterior motives Unfortunately, I got fooled by your sweet talk And started helping you financially Because you looked up to me as a brother I never doubted you in the slightest Which was probably the biggest mistake of my life You took advantage of me In the worst way possible And kept draining my bank account Your lies kept getting taller and taller And I kept believing them Because, you had me well and truly under your thumb However, even the most credulous person in the world Can develop suspicions at some stage Thus, after years of being in a psychological coma I finally managed to wake up to the harsh reality And told my family everything Of course, with the help of a dear family friend After we finally confronted you You signed a written agreement Promising to return all my money Within a certain deadline That deadline has long since passed And you have not paid even ten percent of your dues What is worse Is the fact that you are absconding And giving absolutely nonsensical reasons Which even an utter fool would find it difficult to believe You ruined my life Destroyed my happiness And shattered my self-confidence Is this the way you treat a person Whom you have addressed as "brother" Not once, not twice, but several times? I am giving you one last chance Not for your sake But for the sake of humanity You had better take it Because, if not Then you will soon find yourself in prison Again, to quote Athos "You are not a woman You are a demon escaped from Hell"
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You wanted me to be your brother To be a part of your extended family I believed you Since you seemed sincere enough And got along well with most people Thanks to your lively nature And the dedication you seemed to show As far as your work was concerned I was in awe Of the way you managed your life Juggling work and studies every single day And yet managing to keep a smile on your face I should have got an inkling That there was something amiss However, thanks to my ignorance Induced by my autism And because you played your part so well I never got to see your true colours Until it was almost too late You wanted me to be your brother And I was indeed a good brother I was always there for you But never did I imagine That you would take advantage of me In such a callous and audacious manner When you had that rather painful shoe bite I took care of you Even though my other colleagues advised me against it But you were never truly grateful In fact, you kept your distance And came up with a silly sob story To prevent me from interacting with you at office I should have realised by then What kind of a person you really were Then again, I was woefully naive And only wanted you to be happy Even if it killed me from inside You wanted me to be your brother Well, I did my part But you never did yours When I first started helping you financially I was doing it because I truly cared about you And had a strong belief That you would repay your dues eventually Once again, like always I was horribly wrong You came up with story after story And I kept believing you Thanks to my incredibly credulous nature And thus ended up draining my own bank balance You wanted me to be your brother Except that, instead of being your brother I ended up being your sugar daddy But then, like my mother said later I was in a trance And thus became your ATM I have to admit, though That you were a really good actress Modulating your voice To a mere shadow of what it usually would be In order to induce me to believe That you were suffering from blood infection Just one out of hundreds of lies That came out of your pathetic mouth You wanted me to be your brother Except that a true sister does not lie or cheat That too, not once Not twice Not even thrice But a thousand times You have absolutely no idea How you've ruined my life And brought distress to my family As well as a very close friend of mine Through your utterly despicable actions You wanted me to be your brother And it was the biggest mistake of my life To take you seriously You even had the nerve To make me travel for 16 km In the hot sun Right in the middle of summer In order to meet you Just so that I could keep trusting you Or rather, keep getting fooled by your lies and half-truths You wanted me to be your brother But you lied to me all the time And cheated me of my entire savings After all that you've done You still have the nerve To beg for my sympathy You are a disgrace to women In fact, a disgrace to the entire human race Even ISIS is far more worth sympathising with Than you will ever be!! Well, I would have ideally wanted you to suffer In the most painful manner possible But I need you to return all that you took I don't care how you do it Do it, and we can go our own separate ways I can forget that you exist, and vice-versa But until you do it I will always be your biggest nightmare In this entire planet When I am good, I am very good But when I am bad, I am the worst So, you had better watch out My so-called sister
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Dec 28, 2022
Dec 28, 2022 at 11:10 PM UTC
You Wanted Me To Be Your Brother
You wanted me to be your brother To be a part of your extended family I believed you Since you seemed sincere enough And got along well with most people Thanks to your lively nature And the dedication you seemed to show As far as your work was concerned I was in awe Of the way you managed your life Juggling work and studies every single day And yet managing to keep a smile on your face I should have got an inkling That there was something amiss However, thanks to my ignorance Induced by my autism And because you played your part so well I never got to see your true colours Until it was almost too late You wanted me to be your brother And I was indeed a good brother I was always there for you But never did I imagine That you would take advantage of me In such a callous and audacious manner When you had that rather painful shoe bite I took care of you Even though my other colleagues advised me against it But you were never truly grateful In fact, you kept your distance And came up with a silly sob story To prevent me from interacting with you at office I should have realised by then What kind of a person you really were Then again, I was woefully naive And only wanted you to be happy Even if it killed me from inside You wanted me to be your brother Well, I did my part But you never did yours When I first started helping you financially I was doing it because I truly cared about you And had a strong belief That you would repay your dues eventually Once again, like always I was horribly wrong You came up with story after story And I kept believing you Thanks to my incredibly credulous nature And thus ended up draining my own bank balance You wanted me to be your brother Except that, instead of being your brother I ended up being your sugar daddy But then, like my mother said later I was in a trance And thus became your ATM I have to admit, though That you were a really good actress Modulating your voice To a mere shadow of what it usually would be In order to induce me to believe That you were suffering from blood infection Just one out of hundreds of lies That came out of your pathetic mouth You wanted me to be your brother Except that a true sister does not lie or cheat That too, not once Not twice Not even thrice But a thousand times You have absolutely no idea How you've ruined my life And brought distress to my family As well as a very close friend of mine Through your utterly despicable actions You wanted me to be your brother And it was the biggest mistake of my life To take you seriously You even had the nerve To make me travel for 16 km In the hot sun Right in the middle of summer In order to meet you Just so that I could keep trusting you Or rather, keep getting fooled by your lies and half-truths You wanted me to be your brother But you lied to me all the time And cheated me of my entire savings After all that you've done You still have the nerve To beg for my sympathy You are a disgrace to women In fact, a disgrace to the entire human race Even ISIS is far more worth sympathising with Than you will ever be!! Well, I would have ideally wanted you to suffer In the most painful manner possible But I need you to return all that you took I don't care how you do it Do it, and we can go our own separate ways I can forget that you exist, and vice-versa But until you do it I will always be your biggest nightmare In this entire planet When I am good, I am very good But when I am bad, I am the worst So, you had better watch out My so-called sister
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My poems may not be all that good not near as much polish as they should some of them wither on the vine but ****** hell at least they are mine!
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Dec 24, 2020
Dec 24, 2020 at 12:56 PM UTC
Plagiarists
You said a lot that I heard, Yes I heard, I heard and I heard!!! From the tandalum to the pendulum Means of communication! That's how it spread. In denial like always Change is a rare gem with man of your cabiler How your canard reduce your knowledge I thought meliorism would make some impact Never knew you're a colubrine Now nothing is obfuscate on your side! "Dija Jr"
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Mar 24, 2020
Mar 24, 2020 at 5:06 PM UTC
You lied
Sun and sin, both set. Horizon cheats west or east. Anger oscillates, hate the fulcrum.
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Feb 1, 2020
Feb 1, 2020 at 1:23 AM UTC
Sun and sin
we have never even touched hands we just know each other we laugh together we share smiles, and glances for far too long but i dream about the way ur breath would feel at the nape of my neck and i think about how fast my heart would beat just sitting on the couch with u and i even think of how ur kisses would feel like chapped lips but i smile sometimes i imagine having real conversations with u... about our pasts about our goals about our favorite songs about our first kiss experience about our number one desired meals about our previous pets and current pets about our views on if aliens exist about our future with or without each other but then i remember if any of those things happened i would fall in love with u and then what would she do?
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Oct 20, 2019
Oct 20, 2019 at 1:27 AM UTC
u & i
You're innocent like the people of Salem. But you're Abigail Williams. We can all be a Reverend Hale sometimes. It's human. But you are the witch. © 2018 Omni Winters
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Oct 26, 2018
Oct 26, 2018 at 5:19 PM UTC
The New Abigail Williams
Let the poor youth fight and die. Not my children, don’t even try. You won’t subject them to ill health Not as long as I’ve got my wealth. Let the children of poverty bleed We rich have the gold we need. We were the guilty, and all that meant, WE label poor children as “not innocent”. Why not cheat and **** the weak and poor? Isn’t that what the caste system is for? We are the strong and the righteous ones. Besides, ripping off people is so much fun. We get to buy fancy suits and sleek cars. If these are not meant for us, then what are? We’re the ones smart enough to write Sneakily worded laws that favor the right. And we are bright enough to see right quick The most of the populace is politically sick. They vote for whomever we tell them to. We just label the opposition commies or Jews. We have convinced them all that we are real And the liberals? Well, let them squeal. We just take every thing they say about us And say it was their doing, and let them cuss. Half of the country was so incredibly ignorant They had no idea what our promises meant. So they let us put into place a crazy faker Who put wealth in the hands of the takers. He and his party was sure they could do it; That the lazy populace would fail to pursue it. So end the end, they could just stay as dumb In the ensuing holocaust that was to come.
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Jun 13, 2018
Jun 13, 2018 at 4:29 PM UTC
SEDITION TRADITION
A song of mad men, many bad men Sung to sad men, to remind or warn That trusting can be dangerous to you Because, sometimes, Goliath gets shorn. We have to pay attention to our heroes If they are zeroes we can be misled Thinking they were something good With nothing good inside their heads. It’s amazing how many villains exist And are powerless to resist being bad; Who’ll rob you and cheat you, and love To really enjoy the pain you have had. They roam like packs of wolves prowl And will tear you up if they only could. So, it’s good to remain ever vigilant And not be the baby lost in the wood. They’ve taken over our government Despite what the mad men have said And with their total lack of sentiment It’s like the night of the living dead. The people who could stop it did not. It happened quick, while we were asleep Now we’re stuck with what they’ve brought We fallen from the top of the moral heap. So this is a sad song, of what once was And what it seems it’s soon to become. Many citizens were rebels without a cause And most of those were terminally dumb. They believed change would be good When we were doing especially well Now those deluded heads of solid wood Have created for us all a scary kind of hell.
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May 17, 2018
May 17, 2018 at 8:47 PM UTC
A SONG
You’ve done so much That is in no way right. It makes us all wonder How do you sleep at night? The party of Abe Lincoln? Not really so very much. With his kind of leadership You completely lost touch. With malice toward none And with liberty for all Doesn’t match well with Your current plans at all. Right now you look at us Your regular constituents As unworthy of your notice Or any serious commitment. You’ve aimed your entire effort At making the rich richer And very little nectar for us Pours from your national pitcher. You prefer we starve and suffer So Congressmen can get wealthy, And rich corporations as well Which is almost twice as stealthy. So what happened to the vows You took as the Oath of Office? Where did you promise to make A vast king’s ransom off us? When did it say “Now I promise To ***** the meek and poor,”? To me, that is not what we Elected your crooked *** for. Why can’t you do your job Seeing to the common weal And stop trying to treat us As if we were something unreal; Things that get in your way On your rise to immortality? Please read the Bible you tout And learn about immorality.
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Jan 14, 2018
Jan 14, 2018 at 10:05 PM UTC
ELECTED REPUBLICANS
Where were you when the good guys lost? When only bad guys got to score? What were you doing to help us win the fight When we needed a few people more? How did it happen that you were so busy That you couldn’t come face them down, And let the people who were elected to lead us Be rascals crooks and scary clowns? Were you locked up in a prison someplace Or in some kind of conflict of your own? Was there a monstrous family schism happening That put all else into the Twilight Zone? Were you unconscious in an ugly coma Through something horrible done to you? Were you lost in a desert for a year or more? Was there some brain freeze you lived through? What could have been so important to you That you could let our country go to hell And fall into a pattern of human oppression That the **** party did so freaking well? What kind of earthshaking civic duty did you see That was more important than our freedom? What kind of social and political madness was it That took the place of your sense of reason? Are you planning to blame other people later When the country we love falls apart? Will you point the fingers at the leaders you chose? And how late will you let that start? Will it be far too late to stop your chosen lawmakers From blocking every effort you or I make? Will you let them swindle, rob and imprison all of us To keep from prosecuting those on the take? Where will you be when we try to fix this mess? Will you be off enjoying wine, women and song? Will you be in a debauched fool’s paradise when The last chance for democracy comes along? Or will you finally do some reading and research To find out where this country went astray? You haven't been able to wake and smell the fear. Maybe you can come to your senses today.
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Dec 30, 2017
Dec 30, 2017 at 3:35 PM UTC
WHERE WERE YOU?
Where were you when the good guys lost? When only bad guys got to score? What were you doing to help us win the fight When we needed a few people more? How did it happen that you were so busy That you couldn’t come face them down, And let the people who were elected to lead us Be rascals crooks and scary clowns? Were you locked up in a prison someplace Or in some kind of conflict of your own? Was there a monstrous family schism happening That put all else into the Twilight Zone? Were you unconscious in an ugly coma Through something horrible done to you? Were you lost in a desert for a year or more? Was there some brain freeze you lived through? What could have been so important to you That you could let our country go to hell And fall into a pattern of human oppression That the **** party did so freaking well? What kind of earthshaking civic duty did you see That was more important than our freedom? What kind of social and political madness was it That took the place of your sense of reason? Are you planning to blame other people later When the country we love falls apart? Will you point the fingers at the leaders you chose? And how late will you let that start? Will it be far too late to stop your chosen lawmakers From blocking every effort you or I make? Will you let them swindle, rob and imprison all of us To keep from prosecuting those on the take? Where will you be when we try to fix this mess? Will you be off enjoying wine, women and song? Will you be in a debauched fool’s paradise when The last chance for democracy comes along? Or will you finally do some reading and research To find out where this country went astray? You haven't been able to wake and smell the fear. Maybe you can come to your senses today.
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Don't let the door hit Where fatigue makes you sit. As people like to say, Don't go away, mad, just go away. These crusty old adages Are better than biblical messages. No meaning suffers loss. Because the point comes across. You hide behind double talk That does not match your walk. So down the road you go. Find some other fools you know. Preach your lies to all of them, Because the point comes across. Most know well who you are And you are no shining star. Steal from taxpayers and **** We’ll gladly play back the tape And show the world that can think Just how badly the G.O.P. stinks. You cheat and lie and brag about it. Frankly we can all do without it. The only supporters below you And the people that don’t know you. Most of your support come from bigotry And some gun nuts in their zealotry Who don’t yet see the picture clearly; You cheat and victimize equally. When the tally is taken at the end You’ll find Republicans have no friends Except those with millions to give. Who care not if the rest of us live.
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Oct 9, 2017
Oct 9, 2017 at 2:09 PM UTC
ABOUT THE REAL G.O.P.
Many would say  Yes,I am fool If I laid awake at night And only thought of you Dreaming of you Have become my hobby I can't imagine Life without you. Yes, I am dumb Stupid even, for you You never felt my feelings Yet destroying those was easy for you.
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Sep 1, 2017
Sep 1, 2017 at 1:37 PM UTC
Fate of my love!
Donnie and Vladimir In a dacha by the sea H. U. M. P. I. N. G. They’re ******* freedom And democracy. Sooner or later they will Get to you and me. Vlad likes people On their knees the best. And Donnie will do Anything for a Family crest. They both want to become Dictators for life. They already believe they Get to ***** your wife. It’s only their divine right They wonder “who could blame us? After all, we deserve it. Because we’re famous!” Vlad keeps a secret He thinks Don a fool. But Donnie isn’t bright so Vlad gladly takes Don Back to school. Vlad knows Donnie is A ***** for acclaim And public adulation Which is pretty much the same So why not use this clown To accomplish his goals, And steal all the money And everyone’s souls. So, there they are Each gambleaholic whales Lording it up and robbing us When they should be in jail. The fools that let them rule And the ones who are to blame But we have to sift the ashes While the world is in flames.
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Jun 3, 2017
Jun 3, 2017 at 10:14 PM UTC
DONNIE AND VLADIMIR
I'm finally me. Im the me that lets the suns ray hit me on a Sunday. Im the me that takes walks to clear my mind. Im the me that doesn't need you I'm the me that didn't have to choose, between letting you lie and hurt the one you love, just because you felt unsure. Im the me that has Joy in her pores. Im the me that enjoyed being invisible, and knowing everything about me made you feel invincible. I'm the me that should've been this me before the real me. Im finally me thanks to you. and theres nothing you can do.
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Mar 19, 2017
Mar 19, 2017 at 1:54 PM UTC
No Name Brand
***The tool of liars and cheats. The maker of trust issues.***
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Mar 1, 2017
Mar 1, 2017 at 3:03 PM UTC
Betrayal.
..and then there's the portal through which I sometimes hurtle, the eye looking in on the I looking out. Put all your eggs in one basket but don't be surprised when you end up with lots of chicks. Quite neatly graffiti on the wall I fall into, Kilroy was here but not before me. So it goes to a penalty a shoot out for men like me and poetry is the referee, I'm taking nine paces tightening my braces winding the engine for once more around the track.
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Jan 15, 2017
Jan 15, 2017 at 5:48 AM UTC
The clockwork train set
I have lost my heart even before i could give it to anyone, Lost behind these tears that fall Faded in empty promises and hopes Abused and pushed beyond its capabilities And all it wanted was lustful peace All that is left is a cold empty bed And a phantom feeling of someone who i will never hold again.
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Dec 5, 2016
Dec 5, 2016 at 8:03 AM UTC
Unreachable
Liar liar Pants on fire. You leave so little For me to desire. You have been a brat Ever since your youth. One of the things you hate Is telling people the truth. You lie and cheat Because you think you must. You say it, we doubt it. You are nobody we can trust. People in your life Have totally ruined you To let your own twisted ego Take over and consume you. I used to listen to you Hang on almost every word. Now I turn my back And wish I had never heard. I regret that I have Ever played along with you. Now I know for sure There’s something wrong with you. If you brought me cake I for sure would never eat it. I would know for sure It was from someone you cheated. There is nothing about you That I ever care to be around I hate to hear you speak I get sick from hearing the sound. Liar liar Pants on fire. You leave so little For me to desire. You have been a brat Ever since your youth. One of the things you hate Is telling people the truth.
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Oct 9, 2016
Oct 9, 2016 at 3:30 PM UTC
LIAR, LIAR
Listen friends and neighbors As I do my best here to tell Of some of the animals which Reside in this jungle hell. Some may look harmless But can eat you all alive. And many for no reason Prefer you do not survive. One is so horribly large It can fall on you and end Any chance you may have To become its loyal friend. It’s the smarmily gracious Nearly total waste of ***** Cringingly contumacious Pusillanimous pachyderm. It blunders around the jungle, Often the danger is crushing. It cares not for little folks, it Only cares where it is rushing. The other creatures around Are annoyances in its way And it really doesn’t care much What they might have to say. Of course, there are donkeys Of many different classes But try as each of them may They always act like ***** They bray but acquiesce As long as they get their hay, And do their absolute best to Stay out of the pachyderm’s way. And of course, the chameleons Who cleverly change their look So they can hide in plain sight. No chances were ever took. They hide among the foliage And only come out to eat And stay out from under the All of the larger animal’s feet. The pachyderms are herd animals. They learned to stick together So, few are clever enough to Face them down in any weather. But there are these little creatures That use tricks and some tools To take the occasional beast down Though animals think them fools. Then there are the tigers as well And they must be well considered Because like the pachyderms They work very well together. But they won’t often take on those Huge beasts with the long trunks. They are smart enough to choose Their dinner in smaller chunks. So, the lesson here is for you To move carefully, don’t bungle. It may look like a lush and green, But for reals, it is just a jungle. The beasts will make short work Of humans whenever we weaken. So, don’t walk blindly around. Remember, it’s you or them!
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Apr 10, 2016
Apr 10, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC
POLITICAL JUNGLE
Listen friends and neighbors As I do my best here to tell Of some of the animals which Reside in this jungle hell. Some may look harmless But can eat you all alive. And many for no reason Prefer you do not survive. One is so horribly large It can fall on you and end Any chance you may have To become its loyal friend. It’s the smarmily gracious Nearly total waste of ***** Cringingly contumacious Pusillanimous pachyderm. It blunders around the jungle, Often the danger is crushing. It cares not for little folks, it Only cares where it is rushing. The other creatures around Are annoyances in its way And it really doesn’t care much What they might have to say. Of course, there are donkeys Of many different classes But try as each of them may They always act like ***** They bray but acquiesce As long as they get their hay, And do their absolute best to Stay out of the pachyderm’s way. And of course, the chameleons Who cleverly change their look So they can hide in plain sight. No chances were ever took. They hide among the foliage And only come out to eat And stay out from under the All of the larger animal’s feet. The pachyderms are herd animals. They learned to stick together So, few are clever enough to Face them down in any weather. But there are these little creatures That use tricks and some tools To take the occasional beast down Though animals think them fools. Then there are the tigers as well And they must be well considered Because like the pachyderms They work very well together. But they won’t often take on those Huge beasts with the long trunks. They are smart enough to choose Their dinner in smaller chunks. So, the lesson here is for you To move carefully, don’t bungle. It may look like a lush and green, But for reals, it is just a jungle. The beasts will make short work Of humans whenever we weaken. So, don’t walk blindly around. Remember, it’s you or them!
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I don’t believe you! All you say is a pack of lies. If you tell the truth It will come as a big surprise. You’re unaffected by the truth You lie, each time you speak If you could find a way to do it You’d lie about the days of the week. You’re as crooked as a helix Just as dishonest as any thief. Your warped view of reality Is totally beyond all belief. I don’t believe you! You turn the truth inside out. Making up tall tales Is most of what you’re about. Your every word is fact-free And every action is a crime. You steal when you don’t need to. If you could, you’d steal time. You’re the poster child indeed For most kinds of dishonesty. Telling the truth, being truthful Is not part of your chemistry. I don’t believe you! You’re a gold plated charlatan. If you get caught lying You tell another lie and start again. I don’t believe you! All you say is a pack of lies. If you tell the truth It will come as a big surprise.
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Mar 20, 2016
Mar 20, 2016 at 7:26 PM UTC
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
He’s like a ham actor Who has only one goal To see himself in The starring role. Talent doesn’t matter As long as he is zealous. If he bombs it’s because Everyone else is jealous. He goes flap, flap his yap But be careful, it’s a trap. He loves to holler up a storm. But has no talent to perform. He thinks he is a superstar Just waiting to be crowned. Others say behind his back He’s nothing but a clown. All he needs is a big red nose And he’s working hard on that. He thinks he’s the big **** But really, he’s just a pratt. He goes moan, moan and groan But leave him totally alone And while he swears he is fine He will fail to remember his lines. All the world is a stage, it’s true So politics is like theater, too. And this poor clown with big feet Tries to deliver his speeches sweet But his lies trip him in the last scene. He ends up looking false and mean. He lies and lies his lullabies And tries to act so famously wise. But he only fools the less than bright. The rest know he’s just not right.
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Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 1:57 PM UTC
PUFFALUMP POLITICIAN