Take me to church, or more precisely, to the parking lot
Where god smiled upon us as I got you off
I felt his holy high five as you came and collapsed
A choir of angels looked down then and clapped
What started as a day volunteering for robotics
Ended up with me inside you, the feeling ******
I felt good, I felt great, as you slid up and down me
Hard as a rock, let’s do it again real soon, GG

To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?
I’d go as far to endeavor within a soliloquy
The magnitude of your presence
And what it means to me
Simply put, at its essence
A fun summer fling with my pal, let’s get naughty

Through the window she entered late in to the night
Her infiltration silent, eerie, and driven
Little did I know of my perilous plight
For her eyes were aglow, her spirit was striven

As my head hit the pillow she exclaimed "No, don't nap!"
Stay up with me pal! Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap.
To which I replied "shhh we sleep now"
Then she paused for a moment and furrowed her brow.

She pouted "But why?" and tapped me again
My retort was "fine you cutie, you win, you win"
I'll stay up with you now, no sleep/10

“Say it’s not true, say it’s not so!” he shrieked and protested with dejected tone

‘How could I lose, how could this be?” meanwhile I snickered with audible glee

I went on with malice, contempt in my voice “It’s always a pleasure, but with just one poor choice

You’ve managed to lose, heart heavy in chest. Did you really expect to           best. . .

Me? A laughable prospect, that you could beat me? Don’t make me laugh. gg no re”