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NAME Jan 2020
i got in a fight with a friend
who i had a crush on
my heart hurts every time i think about her?
idk man
it do be like that tho

i faked being sick so i wouldn't have to face her at school
it sounds pathetic,
but i'll just deal with it later.
later as in tomorrow.
maybe i can just fake sick tomorrow too.

not gonna lie, i just want to sleep and draw
and be on reddit
we're not vibing.
NAME Nov 2019
i will always love and trust you
will you trust me
about to tell you i love you
it's too late
you've been asked already
why am i like this
--
i'll stand back.
let her love you.
we're only friends, after all.
you know her better.
i'm not into you. i insist.
tell me how the date was later.
--
i see you less now.
we're both busy people, i guess.
funny how we distanced ourselves.
meet up on saturday ar the cafe?
yeah, bring her along.
i'll bring my girlfriend too.
--
what do you mean?
you've known since we were younger.
you knew that i was.
fine then.
i don't need you.
why did i only see the good in you?
--
i forgive you.
yeah, i dumped her.
she got obsessive really quick.
it do be like that.
while we're at it, wanna get lunch?
yeah, let's go to the cafe.
--
thank you.
for everything.
understanding me and all.
wanna come to my house?
next week?
see you there.
NAME Oct 2019
you never wanted me as your daughter.
you never wanted me at all.
why did you bring me to this cursed wasteland?
it's all your fault.
if i was a boy,
would you have loved me more?
of course not.
i'm worthless to you.
if i disappeared,
would you even care?
probably not.
you'd blame it on me and call it a day.
i'm just a ragdoll
being thrown because of your anger.
NAME Oct 2019
ew
there's this kid
his name is john
he said on the first
day of school
that he wasn't
vaccinated.
he touched my
thigh (ew)
made me wanna die
someone call the police.
please.
NAME Oct 2019
the competition is fierce

korea vs germany
just like the world cup
which korea won
i had sooo much chicken

korea brings classic
street food blood sausage
and spicy rice cakes
and fried dumplings just like in seoul

germany brings
kartoffelkloesse
bratwurst sausage
and spätzle

britian vs mexico
some quality smelling
smells that i smell
food times

britian cam with
fish and chips (ofc)
clam chowder
and the dinner-breakfast

mexico time
burritos and
tamales and
pozole galore

canada vs america
here we go
the canada and
south canada

canada arrives with
poutine (and lots of it)
wait,,, is that the only
thing you brought?

the rules were
to bring three dishes
my friend.
idiote

america arrives with
a burger w/ a side of fries
and thats it.
I SWEAR TO GOD-

nihon vs zhonggou
let's go
the asain super powers
anime vs cHiNA

kawaii uwu japan
brings three bentos
with OCTODOGS
YOOOOOOO

made in china
general tso
orange chicken
and mapo tofu

conclusion:
this is a who will win
whos gonna win
i need to go to the gym
NAME Oct 2019
britannia (did i spell that right)
fish n chips and clam chowder
good stuff
an english breakfreast is dinner wdym

germany AKATHE GOOD STUFF
BEER CHESE Y'ALL
SPEZIALITÄTENPLATTE?
HOW DO YOU PRONOUCE THAT?

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boxty is really good ngl

france
hon hon baguette baguette
french onion soup from panera is good
croissants mess me up it's so weird

italiano
mama mia
my spaghett
and the pizza :o

never had russian food

conclusion:
germany prob puts craic in their food
see what i did there
notice me ireland senpai
NAME Oct 2019
canadian bacon is the best
just laying down some facts
poutine is also good
never really cared for the pea soup tho

america.
mcdonalds is ok
i prefer popeyes over
kfc but thats just me

mexico
i ate the corn husk of
a tamale once
carne asadas are pretty bomb

conclusion:
remove the cornhusk from the tamale
thicc bacon is good bacon
eat more fried chicken
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