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1.5k · Jul 2013
A Royal Baby
Steve Tanner Jul 2013
Today a baby boy was born
The future heir to the British throne
Remember July 22nd was the date
Proud parents William & Kate
Every child born today will receive a Silver Penny
A collectors item, for so many
First we watched William & Kate marry
He has a really cool Uncle in Prince Harry
I bet he will show him some tricks
A bouncing baby boy 8lb 6,

A baby, a toddler, then into a little nipper
Look after him Auntie Pippa.
We will watch him grow up and ready to take his place
The news confirmed on the easel at Buckingham Palace
Well done to Kate Middleton
To us a Prince, to you a son.

Prince Charles is your Grandad
The Paparazzi will go mad
One day old and already on Twitter trending
Who will help, with the Royal winding
William & Kate must be so happy
One hopes One's been practicing changing a *****
Born in St Mary's, Lindo Wing
A child that will be our future King
Everyone is so happy for them
Born on a Monday 4.24pm
You're Great GrandMother is called Her Majesty the Queen
We'll watch him grow into a teen
For Prince Phillip four male generations
Now the country starts with the celebrations
The new addition to the Royal Family
The future of the British Monarchy
The Windsor family and the family of Middleton
A boy to bring them so much fun
Proud watching down over all times will be his Nanna
Brought up in the memory of  Princess Diana
The name now we have to all guess
For now we call him His Royal Highness
For the country this brings so much joy
A beautiful, bouncing Royal Baby Boy
689 · Jul 2013
#14shadesofgrey
Steve Tanner Jul 2013
Poem 2 Part 1  #14shadesofgrey

February 14th  is Valentines day
So here's my 14 shades of grey
Well Roses are red, and violets are blue
Here are some pointers on what you can do
It doesn't matter how long you've been going steady,
Buy your girl a card and maybe a teddy,
If you can , a bunch of flowers
Plan ahead the next few hours
You don't need a posh restaurant or hotel
All this can be done in the place that you dwell
Cook her a special meal
Show her exactly , how you feel
Good food together by candle light
Push the boat out, and don't be too tight
Chill out and share a bottle of wine
Show her she,  is your Valentine
If you can afford it have champagne on ice
But It doesn't cost money, to just be nice
Show your loved one how much you care
Take time for each other, to stop n stare
Tell her how much you love her smile
Even If you've got kids together, and it's been a while
It's the little things she will appreciate
Be on your best behaviour it's  like a date
Put the Lights down low
And take things slow
Put on your special song
Marvin Gaye sang.... Lets Get it on
Love songs on and a slow dance
There's nothing wrong with a little  romance
Remember how you make her laugh
Tell her your just , running her a bath
This to a woman, is simple foreplay
Tonight she won't need  50 shades of grey
This is the first part of three ****** poems I've had published

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