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3.6k · Feb 2014
After Sex . . .
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
Her *** is red
from the slams in bed

I can see her face through the spider plant
A bit creepy as she reminds me of me aunt

Another shot of *****
She wants me to call her mama

The ****** could be hear across London
I made it into her dungeon

We flirt like Tom and Jerry
Back in prom I'd pop that cherry

After the release She looks in my eyes
a few moments pass and she implies
- Ride me again like a Porsche 911
and rev my engine again u gorgeous
1.6k · Mar 2014
Weekend Life
Stanislaw HHM Mar 2014
Sunshine wakeup call.
Text best friend morning.
Meet old best friend.
Talk about new best friend.
Get attitude.
Get told the truth.
Eat and say bye.
Go home and work.
Text best friend and JUST SAY HI.
Spend the rest of the day.
Hoping you'd say more.
Go to sleep testing best friend.
They text back.
They wait for you to make the move.
You stare at the phone for an hour.
You wish u made the move this weekend.
You say -
- well. I can try again next weekend.
And your repeat until it's too late.
- too late as they are with someone else now.
Why do we do this to ourselves. Why.
Why. Why. Why.
1.4k · Feb 2014
I'm a Tottenham Boy
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
For a pack of reds
She let me take her to bed
We took a few puffs of marijuana
And she said she's again gonna

We emptied a few bottles of Jack Daniels
And starved to crave a snack

What can I say -
I'm a Tottenham guy
- A real life South Park

I said to her -
Now turn and show me that ***
So I can play it like a drum.
810 · Mar 2014
She isda 1 . . . brap
Stanislaw HHM Mar 2014
Hood boy -
meets posh girl.
Sorta a fairy tale u can call itz

He falls for her -
and she does too.
But she like him more like a toy

When she falls asleep in his arms -
he looks in her eyes while she purrs.
But how can a cat love a dog.

Posh cat and a hood dog -
It'll all just end in
- One great big fog.
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
She is my best friend because . . .
I immediately call her when I see something really funny happen in my daily life.
She is my best friend because . . .
Even though neither of us is particularly a fashion maven, I  trust her implicitly when it comes to giving good style.
She is my best friend because . . .
I can’t even really remember how the two of us became friends, it just kind of started happening and ******* down a giant hill of love and care for her.
She is my best friend because . . .
We have a completely made up terms for mine and her people and very specific things.
She is my best friend because . . .
I basically expect her to be a more harsh version of Simon Cowell and put any of my dates through the judgy tests which prove her worthiness for the crown.
She is my best friend because . . .
Pretty much everything ever recommended to me by her in terms of entertainment has been a spot-on choice.
She is my best friend because . . .
The two of us have been to a concert together, it was amazing and we gossiped about the people in the crowd around her.
She is my best friend because . . .
I can always go back through my chat histories, text messages, and email exchanges to get a quick laugh or some reassurance that I am loved and understood by her.
She is my best friend because . . .
Sometimes I rediscover old inside jokes that I used to have with her and remember how hilarious and ridiculous they were all over again.
She is my best friend because . . .
Ultimate trust in her knows things that I have told literally no one else in the world.
She is my best friend because . . .
She is very understanding and little problems in day-to-day friendship do not affect the amount of trust and loyalty I have for her other overall.
She is my best friend because . . .
Every time I talk about her to someone who doesn’t know her yet, I gush a little bit.
She is my best friend because . . .
We help each other practice for job interviews and meeting, and are almost as nervous/excited about her getting hired as I do about your own job opportunities.
She is my best friend because . . .
The two of us pig out together and never worry about the other one judging my and her eating choices.
She is my best friend because . . .*
My friendship makes me feel, in a lot of ways, much less scared about the future and the problems which might lie ahead of me . . . her . . . us . . . them.
602 · Feb 2014
Stick Match, Burning Love
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
Stick* Man liked Match Lady,
He liked her in all measure.
He liked her looks and personality,
he thought she was hot.

But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up quick with **Love
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
I like you
I enjoy you
I enjoy hanging out
Your My Friend -
- You feel the same.

I text you all the time
I cant wait to see you next time
I think of you and I smile
Your My Best Friend -
- You told me the same.

I wake up thinking of you
I fall asleep with you on my mind
I can't imagine life without you
Your My Soul Mate -
- You hinted the same.

I love you
I would do anything for you
I dream of growing old with you in my arms
Your My Life Partner -
- Do you feel the same?

I lose my mind daily thinking about it
I fret what would happen if I ask you -
"- Do you feel the same?"

However the anxiety of not knowing
Is not worse then losing the Hope of there ever being a chance
A chance that
*-  YOU DO feel the same
368 · Feb 2014
The Operation
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
I'm told I might die next week.
I'm told I should get my affairs in order.
I'm told to try and get rest before the big day.
I'm told to put my stuff in this closet.
I'm told to count backwards.
I'm told I've been out cold for 3 days.
I'm told I will live another week.
I'm told they didn't get it done.
I'm told I will need to repeat the process in a week.
I'm told to stay close to the centre.
I'm told there is less chance next time.
I'm told I might die next week. *- Again
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
I want her to know how I feel.
I want her to know I'm here for her.
I want to take back the night.
I want to make us friends again.
I want to trade this English flower -
- For this Spanish Rose.
I want to.
313 · Feb 2014
Again and Again and Again
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
I've heard it all before -
This is the last time
I really slipped up but it's ok
It's been a while

I've helped you go good -
I'm out and gonna behave
I will not give in to temptations

I've tried to be your best friend -
If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead by now

And to thank me for all I've done
You say to me -
I'm clean now. I'm off the Magic but hello ******

- You are truly a lame excuse for life.
- You are certified damaged goods.
292 · Feb 2014
The Voice of Death
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
They say . . . it's always around.
They say . . . it knows when your afraid.
They say . . .  it will take your soul when it's time.

They say . . . It come for you when it's your time.
I say . . . *Check your clock's battery and I know it's not my time yet -
Come back later.
284 · Feb 2014
I'm on top
Stanislaw HHM Feb 2014
I live a great life -
I get my dinners made for me
I get all the attention I need
I tend to just relax all day
I have no stress and just do what I want
I am very protective of my stuff
I don't like new friends except the ones you make
- My name is Simon and I'm your pet dog.

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