Read these pages and you will see
The roguish man I used to be
A testament unto what was "me"
All this raging immaturity

And please take note: This was no fad
These things I wrote here, so genuinely sad
What I may call poetry you may call bad
And it's all okay, because I was truly mad!

A sexist persona in these pages are flaunted
Sisters are sirens while your heart is haunted
And a "Lady" reading these pages may feel daunted
But Jim did say - "women are wicked when you're unwanted"

Best of luck while taking this journey
Your eyes may bleed, don't call the attorney
I'll wheel you away myself on the gurney
My writing is artistic, however disconcerting...