Bad relationships are good for you
Of course, they will end in disaster
You might lose yourself in the process
But you will be wiser than before
Bad relationships teach us about ourselves
They teach us about what we deserve
And what we do not have to put up with
Sure, we will forever be haunted by people who treated us like toilets
But someday, we will all be gold toilets
Given full attention
Shown respect
Treated with care
Intoxicated by love
We will be the most amazing gold toilets