True! Stand outside for five minutes.
See your cheeks turn bright red.
Feel your cheeks on your face AND
your *** cheeks start freezing
REAL fast!
Yes Betty, It's too cold for a polar bear.

Sat in that customized tub you bought me until the water got cold.
You thinking I will spend the rest of what is left of my non wrinkle days
hoping for that ring on it on the left hand but do so love big rock on my right.
Love being your lover with all the perks like my new sporty red with shiny wheels
in the garage you paid for because you like your sweet pea so freaking much.
You signing on the dotted line and giving me condo was so what I wanted your
sugar pea thanked you in the way you like a few times and made you feel like a real man.
My heart is liking you and you said you feel the same my Santa with no belly fat.
Santa better put a huge ring on left hand third finger or I will kick him to the curb.

This blonde quit hellopoetry but I am back because I missed it.
Read some bad poetry from wannabes and ******* read yours.
Yours are fresh air after reading some lame bad ****.
Not blasting your name but we all know you know who you are.
Natural blonde but not having as much fun as you.
Last guy I dated was filthy rich with a-d-d and o-c-d.  
On google plus after reading comments on your last poem.
Reading captions on your pictures and I find you interesting.
Shame you took a break because you are ****** great at it.
Two holidays are coming and I hope you did not lie.

Not into what if's but men ask
What would I do if you weren't tied to old dude?
wear shorter skirts to reveal my **** legs.
wear lower cut tops to show off my larger, firm and natural assets.
walk into clubs alone and get surrounded by ***** guys pdq
all looking to ***** or spend a ton of cash and time on me.
That **** happens to hot eye candy a lot. : )
give great head to men I like and maybe date them.
I'd do all in the bedroom to satisfy a body.
You up for being ridden like a bucking bronc.
Yee haw cowboy! : )
Content with my man until he kicks.
Could be soon.
If he kicks gonna miss old dude spoiling my naughty pink ***.