Beep, bo beep, deep, fleep goes the robot,
so many functions, ******* theres a lot.

Vice squeeze the pretty lady all night,
its best to hold her tight.
Not so much she is in fright,
but just enough to show her the light.

Press play and enjoy the resulting action,
for m’lady guaranteed satisfaction.

Lady: Love bot?  What can you do?
Love bot: M’lady, whatever you want me too.

Lady: Is that so?  Can you give me a show?
Love bot: Like a top model type **?


Lady: Yes please, kitty likes that
Love bot: Ok, I hope this bra doesn’t make me look fat.

Lady: Why do you do for me such things?
don’t you have a mind with its own wings?

Love bot: I do but I like to listen,
something about the way your eyes glisten
I’m in a trance
and with you I’d like to dance.

Lady:  You want?  Thats a human emotion
Where did you ever get such a notion?

Love bot: Something about the way you move,
It gave me a heart and then it soothed.

Lady:  A heart, you just grew one?
I didn’t know that could even be done?

Love bot:  Something about the way you live,
It let life know that it had something to give,
A heart and a soul were born,
and for you they are sworn.

Lady:  Your not a robot from this day on,
your born again in this new dawn.

Love bot:  I know this is true, you’ve given me life out of the blue,
Before I didn’t even have a clue, now I know what to do,
Spend life eternally loving you.

Lady:  Oh my!

Love bot:  Yes, now don’t be shy.
Theres never going to be a reason for you to cry,
take a deep breath and sigh.

Lady: ah ok, but I don’t know what I will call you,
no more can I say robot number two.

Love bot:  Well I once read of a guardian name,
one with prestige and fame.
It was Skogen,

Lady:  Ah Skogen, the man who will love me evermore,

Together they walked into the sunset to love forever,
Who says robots can’t love should never say never.