This just in off the presses Eliot throws in the towel and sells Hello
for a pair of front row Jonas Brothers tickets.
In other news the pub the oldest group on hello is being forced to close
its doors due to noise complaints from the coffee shop
who claim they can bareley here there good awful music
or read there twilght books.
Gary La Buda is very short and writes lots of books
so he can use them to see over the steering wheel.
Many people have asked and finaly hello has answred
to what we do not know.
Yesterday a man died of boredom trying to actully read
all the poems on the charts at poetry soup.
When the owner's were awoken from there nap time
there only reply was Is it time to color yet?
Poets who get to the top of the charts yet only have two comments
my question?
who are they blowing.
Look for my next report when I let everyone know the poet
soon to be leaving this madhouse of a site.
Untill next time always seek the truth
claims are never fact checked much like tabliods any hurt feelings fall under the guidlines of no one really cares inc.