Teacher, Teacher
you speak not french
nor any language of such
But still here you sit
and try to teach us some.
Vous ne parlez pas francais
and to you that made no sense
so on and on we shall talk
with you all the while, watching the clock.
This is a poem I wrote for a sub I had in french class one day, but he obviously did not speak french. He did, however, teach us how to say hello in Thai, which lead to the title of this poem.