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Mar 2014 · 761
What I do and don't love!
Ruanz Mar 2014
You told me Hellopeotry was gr8 for pro and am poets.
Hated all the whining, *******, moaning and all
that freaking complaining about writing styles.
Wise people say YOU DON'T LIKE - DON'T READ!
But learn to keep your negative pie hole shut.
Hated all the borrowing words without permission.
What I love is hanging with you on all sites.
What I love is you one majorly gr8 lady friend.
You one amazing and talented lady Ms. Betty P.
aka Ms. Betty Ponder!
I would marry you if you were an Asian girl.
Kidding! This Tom cat is staying a bachelor. : )
Ruanz Dec 2013
Been a blast til ****** up poet stole poems.
That's ****** up by any definition.
Site owner sit in England chilling, he no ******* care.
Site moderator way too busy posting classic poems.
My friends pack up poetry bags and say bye bye.
I pack my poetry bag saying bye to ****** up site.
Site can keep my Tom cat poem and poem robber can
steal Venus man trap I dedicate poem to losers like her.
Last deed before I go is dedicating Venus trapping man
poem to woman with no talent stealing poems and wishing for rich white men.
Wise man say "Rich white men run fast from poem robber and all gold diggers."
Ruanz Dec 2013
Dear Betty Ponder,

I write to you cause you say poetry site fun and so cool.
You say poetry site for people who try hard to write poems.
You say when I join you see me stay put for a long time.
Read mean *** poems, read ones who they say borrowed
but me say so uncool and teaches 101'a of word robbery.
Need you to whisper or post one of your don't go speeches
like soon cause later I be deleting account like permanent.
Still think you one cool talented lady but this poetry site
is making beating head against walls be good times.
Wise one always say "Takes only one bad one to ***** it up!"
Dec 2013 · 13.3k
Dissing of poet's poetry
Ruanz Dec 2013
Dissing amazing poets prose and angst they posting on net site for peotry
makes you look like you queen and king of petty and uncool.
Got a grade school nephew he is age four and he speaks without thinking.
We know why little kiddies speak out and can't control nasty actions.
Why grown *** people sit on net dissing poet's poems.
Me thinks it's like having a nasty out of control mind like kiddies
like when those kiddies diss poets poems and actions are nasty.
Repeating for you what those who are wise know and with no dissing.
If you do not enter the tiger's cave, you will not catch its cub.
American meaning be  like nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Posting whatever the hell poems is good and no such thing as a bad poem.
on poetry site this be no write poem, no poems under name.
Nov 2013 · 1.0k
Venus man trap
Ruanz Nov 2013
Oh Venus you man trapping ****, good looking, with
legs legs up to warm part I want - not feeling love for you.
Glad I wont be dad and your fetus went to heaven.
Poking holes in condoms - not good and so not good.
Making man dad who don't wannabe - not good news.
Keep stock of magnums for reason - not getting diseased,
big laugh on your *** got my groove master Johnson fixed.  
Groove master loves having late night lady part visits.
Your lady part - Johnson loves it but I got no love for you.
Oct 2013 · 937
Tom Cat
Ruanz Oct 2013
Old tom cat caught my sharp eye
he sits watching lady cats from high perch in tree.
He pounces on hips of lady cat with nice tail in air.
Old tom cat is sometimes like me.
Swinging tail of lady cat and soft meow
purrs as she walk close to old tom cat.
Fur brush fur and nice meow from old tom cat.
Old tom cat sit smiling on perch in tree.

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