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May 2011 · 1.7k
Relationship ABC's
All I ask is an antidote allowing all adults around the atmospher an appointment about arguing.
Because brother basic bodies are bound to believe bragging & bribing basically being broad brings about the best. But be
Cautious, cause carpets can't carry couches alone, concrete creeps. Causing careless catholic christians to create children.
Don't **** the deranged, dedicate the distaste to the drugs. drinking, and dumb deeds that did it.
Even Eminem explains enternal emotions excellently.
For fear feeds frusttration, though frustration can find fun in fornitcation. Foul. Focus on friends and family.
Getting grouchy gonorrhea grants graves too gorgeous gilrs. Game over.
However, having ****** hardly helps handsome happy hands.
Indicating interesting intakes, involving inception in indecive individuals.
Just joking, jealousy just justifies Jose Cuervo.
Kinddling kindness kidnaps king kong's kingdom.
Learn like lovers, loathing little, liking largely, letting laughs live loudly.
Maning mold mountains out of mud, make missery monogamous with merry.
Never neglect the notion of nice.
Optimism overcomes others opinions.
Personally, persisting perfection probably puts pessimistic patterns in people's personalities.
Quietly questioning their quality.
Rest assured reading random reactions really is redundant.
Searching someones soul secretely sends self salvation.
Take turns, tell truths, talk, these things take time, they are talents to be treasured.
Understanding ultimatums unlocks unlimited unison.
May 2011 · 951
Lady Friend
I met this little number when I was out at the mall

I thought that she was cute and so I gave her a call

We were going to a movie, Saskatoon at the Roxy

When I went to pick her up she was lookin real foxy

We showed up at the flick, she paid for my ticket

This girls lookin solid, you could say that shes a brick (house!)

The date was lookin good so we went back to my place

Started workin my magic cause I had found some real PH

We went straight to my room, just like I had assumed

Ya you can call me Mazda girl, cause I like to Zoom Zoom

Yo this girl is insane, she has no sense of shame

I got her up into my room she's screamin my name.

When we finished doin *****, she started actin flirty

but then I said "you have to leave cause I gotta wake up early"

So this is how it ends, she went back to her boyfriend's

I had my fun and now I'm done, she's just a lady friend
Feb 2011 · 2.5k
Man VS Machine
Batteries destroys the mind
You achieve next to nothing with your plug in baby muse
But here you lay, yet again, questing for a Stone Ring that gives a +1 to all of your skills as a sorceress
When somewhere else in the world a kid just made it to the next round of american idol
and who knows, maybe next year you'll be jamming to his hit track on your ipod
while your sitting in the library busting your *** to get the grades to become somebody you dont even know if you want to be
But I'm sure Einstein would agree with me that being something makes more sense than being nothing
Even though when your nothing your something, unless your a giant whole ******* me, Asia, and Justin Beiber into you to fill the void
But at the end of the day, when you really think about it, it's not even about whether or not you did your best, you just need to be able to sleep that night, and accept the day thats passed...not that you have a choice
Because the PVR doesn't work on the LIFE Network
You can't skip back to the beginning of the track, if you could, why not scratch the CD and listenin to a different remix every time
But Jacob knows it's never too late, there's always tomorrow.
So turn off the screen close your eyes and think for a bit, or at least until that late night ice cap wears off.
Are You going to find your call of duty? or spend another day wishing your brain had built-in bluetooth.
Aug 2010 · 1.7k
Love
I'm here today to talk about love and all its wonders
so take a seat kiddies
Let's see...where to begin
Well theres that just got your drivers license, so your parents bought you a whip,
And even though it's a ******* you get the "I Love this car!" Love
And there's definitely a few of those 3 for 1 at echo Love
Men be men admit it...ya thats right, bromance guy Love
Or that "so happy I could cry" Love
That's the right Love the girls in white Love
Followed by that trip to hawii and the summer sun Love
And we all Love to have fun Love
Or how kids Love to run Love
There's the "I gotta go back to school but we'll always have the lake" Love
And everyone Loves to like on facebook Love
And there's Live, Love, Laugh  Love
Or how about that first hot day in spring Love
Girls you know you Love that Love
And us guys Love that you Love that Love
Cause we got that Love for the Lovelies that you wear Love
And we Love that you let down your hair Love
Theres friend Love and Lovers Love
And new Lovers Love
You know... that Love that you Love the same Love they Love, Love
But my favorite Love of all
Is the Love I have for ya'll
That's the Love that I Love to Love
Aug 2010 · 1.6k
Girls, Girls, Girls
Growing up as a guy I have something to admit
Its that theres so many girls that i'll never forget
So i'll jump right in and go right from the start
and tell you about all these girls that have affected my heart
So lets start with the As there is two that first come to mind
and thats Ambrea and Ashley, their each one of a kind
Now those are my sisters so their first to be said
but lets continue on to who else pops in my head
lets see...there's 2 Ashley As, but only one Ashley G
can't forget Amanda K, or all 7 Amys
There are so many As that we'd have to stay way long
let me wrap it up quick with the cutest one "akon"
You should see all these B's their so pretty it scares me
theres Beth and theres B thou, theres Bee and  B. Barry
In the C's we have Crepeele with her pretty long blonde hur
and then we have Cameo, thats right, Mama Burr
On to the Ds they would never be meana
theres danielle carey, and then there is dreena
though im sure there are Es-Hs to do
i'm skipping to Js starting with J. Gubbes
Janelle, Jolene, or Jocelyn B.
Jordan, and Jen, and Jill L. you see
Jamie, and jasmine, or J. Allen
Jaylene, and Jessica, and then jen again
Oh God now the Ks, not sure where to begin...
I'll start with the departed R.I.P. Kristin
On to the girls that are more than alive,
Lets take, Keilyn, Kayla, and Karmen on a test drive
Three other K's must get named out for sure
And that's Kaley, Kansas, and Kristjana Schure
Two Girls in the Ls that are way way to awesome
And thats Lauren Borsheim, and of course, Laura Klassen
On to the Ms there is no time to spare
Just one, Maryke, and she cuts my hair
...I'm just kidding MOM you know your up there!
We do have an N there's nothing to fear
Her name is Niki, she lives in Red Deer
No Os, or Ps, or Qs to discuss
we'll move on to R's cause this next ones a must
Rachael K the Australian Wonder
Rebecca's art is so good she draws lightning and thunder
Theres a couple of shellys, and Sam 1 and 2
Tara looks like a model, and Tia does too
Don't know any Us, the Vs go in order
Vanessa M, V. Young, and VJ the reporter
If your name wasn't mentioned no need to be sour
this poem was rushed, took me less than an hour
Aug 2010 · 997
No One Really Knows
Go on and take a second while I tell you a story
The story bout a boy who wants to get in the glory
trouble maker from day one, his mothers only son
he'd be out gone havin fun until the day was almost done
Started ballin in grade eight, wished he'd started ballin sooner
as far as girls went, he was the latest bloomer
Girls attentions what he wanted, can't resist them when they flaunted
he found a lucky dime, and now his cousins basement couch is haunted
Average grades class, this boy wasn't doctor
needed to make some dough so he got a job at foot locker
had two parents, but he hardly knew his father
his dad had always tried, and that made the boy try even harder
to make his parents proud, and so the story goes farther

It seems like no one really knows
how far their story goes
Lifes a stage, you do your shows
until the curtains close

Back to this punk ***, he slept his way through each class
days started to go fast, and soon graduation passed
He's as smart as a stool, and he acts like a fool,
watchin clone high in a pool of drool, ya this fools a tool
gets a a job selling speakers, the retailer's route
meets a caucasian brother thats so white that hes out
for two years thats his life, he works and he plays
months start to feel like weeks, the weeks turn into days
looks like his life is over, trains gone, he missed it
but this boy flies first class, he at the airport with his ticket
now hes in a town they call a city, all the girls are lookin pretty
failures not an options, its time to get gritty cause...

It seems like no one really knows
how far their story goes
Lifes a stage, you do your shows
until the curtains close
I saw her dancing on the stage
Within my pants I felt a rage
The animal wants out the cage
I hope she's on the same page

She found me standing by the bar
She said she saw me from afar
We went and sat under the stars
She said she lived by where we are

I gestured we go back inside
"Or" she said "we could go in your ride"
I knew right there, this girl is mine
And now it'd be my time to shine

We ended up back at her home
And now its time to make her moan
But moans quickly turned to groans
When I realized I had no domes...

"****!" I thought, "this is a mess"
But suddenly I did digress
Thought "what the hell" and I said yes
When she told me she was on Alesse

Without even thinking I went up in her
Had breakfast, lunch...and she was dinner
I really thought I was a winner
No halo here, this girls a sinner

I left her place dehydrated and thirsty
So I hit the Sev and bought a slurpee
I knew that girl wouldn't hurt me
But then I woke up with *****...
Jul 2010 · 3.2k
Judging Eyes
Happiness comes from within
Forget these judging eyes of sin
Just be yourself, become in sync
Regardless of what others might think
Because you can't please everybody
That just isn't real
Put your focus on you, how do you feel?
Don't believe me? go ahead and try it
Put a smile on face A, and face B won't deny it
What they "heard" about face A
And you'll see it begin
Staring into you again
Judging eyes of sin
Reading your cover
All they do is spread gossip about one another
Big Cities, small towns it's all the same
Put blame to the name of another
To hide their own shame
Everyone's done it
At least once or twice
Whether you bark like the dogs or you squeak like the mice
People WILL talk, but don't mind them at all
Keep your head up, and keep walking tall
Because as you grow old, and life's end becomes nearer
You'll realize the only judging eyes
Are the ones in the mirror
Jul 2010 · 575
First Year in Brandon
When I moved to brandon I expected to play
But was then asked to manage...boy was that gay
It was too late to leave, I was locked into school
I showed up to class and hoped things would be cool
Now classes were easy, you could say they were a joke
But outside of school I was Seriously BROKE
I went on the hunt to get some cash flow
Where I wound up serving tables at a joint called Echo
The weeks turned to months and things weren't so bad
Even Christmas was saved by my buddy T-brad
During the night it was parties and drinking
I met some great girls, and a few "WHAT WAS I THINKING?!" 's
I finished my first year and school had gone swell
Nothing lower than a "B" with a few "A's" as well
Now year one 's almost over, and surprise, I'm still here
Gonna play college basketball for the first time next year
So what can I say about this small unknown town
Well for starters the people, best ones around
If you threw the girls in a pageant, they'd all tie for 1st
And aside from their beauty, they're all down to earth
The days still pass by, and the first year is through
So I wait to find out the mysteries of year two
Jul 2010 · 536
R to R
Look over the mountain and see your dreams
The journey's long, or so it seems
But still you try to reach the peek
And catch the dreams for which you seek
Every challenge you come upon
You overcome and carry on
And with your scars, and with your stitches
You'll leave your rags, and earn your riches
Oct 2009 · 760
Her
Her
I need her.
She comes and goes,
In and out of my life as she pleases.
When I see her my heart is lifted in the air,
Almost as if for a moment her wings, became mine.
With her comes summer,
And she shares her beauty with the flowers of my world.
When she leaves me,
Winter grabs hold of my world,
Freezing and killing what once blossomed so beautifully.
Every time she returns,
She returns a new person in a new form,
New hair, new voice, new face, new attitude,
She hides in her new found self.
How does she always find me?
How do I know it's her?
I look in her eyes,
Those beautiful, spirit lifting, love embracing, care free eyes.
Through those eyes she gives me reason for my existence.
Maybe one day she’ll stay.
Maybe one day she’ll let me love her.
When I’m with her I am whole.
Oct 2009 · 640
I want my life
I want my life.
The life I desire seems impossible for me to grasp,
Like a child whose reach is to short for the cookies on top of the fridge.
Instead I watch it from the other side of the glass,
Where I’m haunted by the my true life.
A life that I’ve tried again and again to run from!
But sooner or later it always catches me.
I want my life.
Oct 2009 · 713
I miss home.
I miss my home,
I scream for it at the top of my lungs,
But the wind merely blows the sound further East.
I don’t belong in this new place,
I don’t fit in.
I wish I could click my heels and be back in Kansas.
I miss my home.

— The End —