to: the backbone
please stand up straight
love, the vertebrate

to: the hair
please stop being tangled
love, your comb

to: the hands
please stop popping your knuckles
love, your future arthritis

to: the feet
please be less clumsy
love, the scraped knees

to: the nose
please stop being stuffed up
love, the mouth

to: the eyelashes
please stop falling into us
love, the eyeballs

thank you for your consideration to these pressing problems.

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refresh the page
refresh me
still not working?
try customer service.
'have you tried
turning it off
and turning it on again?'
today I feel off
maybe I need to turn on again
but there's that break
after you turn your computer off
where it sits there and thinks
no matter how many times
you push the power button
the computer thinks
does it want to turn on again
or does it want to stay off
today I am thinking
because
I've found an error
or maybe I should say haven't found
either way there's an error
and I'm thinking

around here
when it rains
it's kinda weird
and sometimes it's pretty great
like sunshine and rain
at the same time
and other times
it's kinda annoying
like big fat drops for five minutes
when you're outside
and half an hour of dryness
as soon as you go in
and I'm not sure how I should feel about this