Good morning again. Wake the **** up! Back to sleep once again in my head. Sway back and forth in front of the mirror until I **** near collapse into the wall with a stream of drool perfectly poised at my mouth before I wipe it off and sit on the toilet.
Perhaps my phone will keep me awake.
Nope.
I'm rocking again and only give up on trying to stay awake bare assed when my phone hitting the floor prompts me up and at em once more to lay in the tub that, once filled, barely covers my **** and ***** that are forcefully tucked underneath my gut flop.
Awake again now
sweatier than before
less refreshed than left over fries after a microwaved cycle.
Them: "look how different your life is."
Me: "new responsibilities - same limitations."
I haven't grown. Life changes. Look back at the pictures and you'll see - less hair on the head that surrounds the same fat face.
At least I wear deodorant, although it is my wife's until I pick up some more of my own.
Nov 24, 2014
Nov 24, 2014 at 10:40 AM UTC
Good morning again. Wake the **** up! Back to sleep once again in my head. Sway back and forth in front of the mirror until I **** near collapse into the wall with a stream of drool perfectly poised at my mouth before I wipe it off and sit on the toilet.
Perhaps my phone will keep me awake.
Nope.
I'm rocking again and only give up on trying to stay awake bare assed when my phone hitting the floor prompts me up and at em once more to lay in the tub that, once filled, barely covers my **** and ***** that are forcefully tucked underneath my gut flop.
Awake again now
sweatier than before
less refreshed than left over fries after a microwaved cycle.
Them: "look how different your life is."
Me: "new responsibilities - same limitations."
I haven't grown. Life changes. Look back at the pictures and you'll see - less hair on the head that surrounds the same fat face.
At least I wear deodorant, although it is my wife's until I pick up some more of my own.
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