The Candyman ate only his sweets,
Chocolate, caramel, and liquor
That last one was really a treat
But his wife would just bicker!
And so he went to Double-A
To stop his *** addiction
"I guess you're in deep trouble, ay?"
Said one, who caused friction.
So the Candyman and his pal
Went on to recover
When his wife went through his drawer
Just beer she discovered!
Sep 6, 2014
Sep 6, 2014 at 5:07 PM UTC
The Candyman ate only his sweets,
Chocolate, caramel, and liquor
That last one was really a treat
But his wife would just bicker!
And so he went to Double-A
To stop his *** addiction
"I guess you're in deep trouble, ay?"
Said one, who caused friction.
So the Candyman and his pal
Went on to recover
When his wife went through his drawer
Just beer she discovered!
