I’ve been hauling a lot of baggage lately,
And they strike me as quite useless.
It’s like how Patrick brought a suitcase full of rocks
To the Krusty Tower just so that he’d have
Something to bring to the hotel
With a useless employee elevator.
The things we carry around with us
Are a lot like that—unnecessary
Backbreakers that threaten to unhinge us.
And days like this make me feel like Squidward:
Stuffy nose, heavy suction cups for feet.
Days like this make me want
To sit down.
Days like this make my food taste like they’ve
All been covered in cheese, toenail clippings,
And nose hair, which by the way reminds me—
“We shall never deny a guest,
“Even the most ridiculous request.”
(Days like this only lasts an episode.)
(Which is like, thirty minutes.)
(So keep going.)
Aug 29, 2014
Aug 29, 2014 at 11:40 AM UTC
I’ve been hauling a lot of baggage lately,
And they strike me as quite useless.
It’s like how Patrick brought a suitcase full of rocks
To the Krusty Tower just so that he’d have
Something to bring to the hotel
With a useless employee elevator.
The things we carry around with us
Are a lot like that—unnecessary
Backbreakers that threaten to unhinge us.
And days like this make me feel like Squidward:
Stuffy nose, heavy suction cups for feet.
Days like this make me want
To sit down.
Days like this make my food taste like they’ve
All been covered in cheese, toenail clippings,
And nose hair, which by the way reminds me—
“We shall never deny a guest,
“Even the most ridiculous request.”
(Days like this only lasts an episode.)
(Which is like, thirty minutes.)
(So keep going.)
