An apple a day keeps the Doctor away,
Especially if you aim at his head;
All is well that ends well,
Unless you are Johnny Flynn's cat;
Curiosity killed the cat?
Johnny Flynn receives a full pardon!
Always let sleeping dogs lie,
Wherever they like on the bed;
Dead men tell no tales,
But they are prone to lie;
Never look a gift horse in the mouth,
But do remember to count it's legs;
Never trust a Greek bearing gifts,
Unless it's a suspiciously large wooden horse (see previous rule);
Laughter is the best medicine,
Unless you have antibiotics;
Always look before you leap,
If you want to hit the right piano keys;
The apple never falls far from the tree,
Unless the tree overhangs a canyon;
The pen is mightier than the sword,
Unless you are in a sword fight;
Jul 21, 2014
Jul 21, 2014 at 11:06 PM UTC
An apple a day keeps the Doctor away,
Especially if you aim at his head;
All is well that ends well,
Unless you are Johnny Flynn's cat;
Curiosity killed the cat?
Johnny Flynn receives a full pardon!
Always let sleeping dogs lie,
Wherever they like on the bed;
Dead men tell no tales,
But they are prone to lie;
Never look a gift horse in the mouth,
But do remember to count it's legs;
Never trust a Greek bearing gifts,
Unless it's a suspiciously large wooden horse (see previous rule);
Laughter is the best medicine,
Unless you have antibiotics;
Always look before you leap,
If you want to hit the right piano keys;
The apple never falls far from the tree,
Unless the tree overhangs a canyon;
The pen is mightier than the sword,
Unless you are in a sword fight;
