The other day my cousin Mabel
She said to me
Mike I ain't never seen
Nothing before like your poetry
Cuz, you need to be famous
We're going to take this on the road
We're going to knock down some doors
We're going to make some heads explode
She said I know this feller
He's going to do good by you
He's one of them there agents of sorts
He'll put you in the news
Right then and there she called up Bubba
Who believe me, didn't come cheap
Wanting all the money up front
If he was to represent me
So I handed over all my doe
And now that's where we are
On a whirlwind of a tour
Of America's Super Wal-Marts
He even had me a bunch
Of my poetry books printed out
I think that they're in English
But I still have my doubts
That's okay cause most here
Prefer not to read
And Bubba had his kid draw in some pictures
Which seems about all they need
They ask if I'm famous
I come back with a lie
Ever hear of Jeff Foxworthy?
Well I know that guy
That's when the book sales took off
Like history in the making
I told Bubba to buy his son more crayons
We're going to need more illustrations
Yes this being a famous poet
Seems to really suit me
Tomorrow we're going to set up a stand
Outside of Denny's
We'll be hitting the breakfast crowd
Right on up through lunch
So move over fame your in my spot
Just call it a hunch
Jun 15, 2014
Jun 15, 2014 at 5:24 PM UTC
The other day my cousin Mabel
She said to me
Mike I ain't never seen
Nothing before like your poetry
Cuz, you need to be famous
We're going to take this on the road
We're going to knock down some doors
We're going to make some heads explode
She said I know this feller
He's going to do good by you
He's one of them there agents of sorts
He'll put you in the news
Right then and there she called up Bubba
Who believe me, didn't come cheap
Wanting all the money up front
If he was to represent me
So I handed over all my doe
And now that's where we are
On a whirlwind of a tour
Of America's Super Wal-Marts
He even had me a bunch
Of my poetry books printed out
I think that they're in English
But I still have my doubts
That's okay cause most here
Prefer not to read
And Bubba had his kid draw in some pictures
Which seems about all they need
They ask if I'm famous
I come back with a lie
Ever hear of Jeff Foxworthy?
Well I know that guy
That's when the book sales took off
Like history in the making
I told Bubba to buy his son more crayons
We're going to need more illustrations
Yes this being a famous poet
Seems to really suit me
Tomorrow we're going to set up a stand
Outside of Denny's
We'll be hitting the breakfast crowd
Right on up through lunch
So move over fame your in my spot
Just call it a hunch
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