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Went our hunting, shot a tree Sure looked like a deer to me It don't matter, I can't see I'm an American Hunting Man I like hunting, but, I'm blind My dogs always stay behind I can't shoot what I can't find I'm an American Hunting Man Three years ago I shot a moose It looked to me just like a goose Man, they're fast when they cut loose I'm an American Hunting Man Give me beer and loaded guns I'm sure we're gonna have some fun I dress in camo when I can I'm an American Hunting Man I'm an American Hunting Man When I'm hunting my friends are fishin' They don't like the competition They even give me ammunition I'm an American Hunting Man I've hunted deer to wild turkey Most things I make into jerkey My vision ***** it's kind of murky I'm an American Hunting Man Went fishing once and snagged my ear Flipped the boat and spilled the beer I gave up fishing to hunt deer I'm An American Hunting Man Give me beer and loaded guns I'm sure we're gonna have some fun I dress in camo when I can I'm an American Hunting Man I'm an American Hunting Man I was shooting ducks one time I shot a truck, but that was fine Until I found out it was mine I'm an American Hunting Man Give us weaponry and beer Then get away when we are near There's nothing more that you can fear Than an American Hunting Man I have the shakes and I can't see When I shoot once I bring down three One for real and two for free I'm an American Hunting Man Give me beer and loaded guns I'm sure we're gonna have some fun I dress in camo when I can I'm an American Hunting Man I'm an American Hunting Man
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Mar 27, 2014
Mar 27, 2014 at 12:01 AM UTC
American Hunting Man
Went our hunting, shot a tree Sure looked like a deer to me It don't matter, I can't see I'm an American Hunting Man I like hunting, but, I'm blind My dogs always stay behind I can't shoot what I can't find I'm an American Hunting Man Three years ago I shot a moose It looked to me just like a goose Man, they're fast when they cut loose I'm an American Hunting Man Give me beer and loaded guns I'm sure we're gonna have some fun I dress in camo when I can I'm an American Hunting Man I'm an American Hunting Man When I'm hunting my friends are fishin' They don't like the competition They even give me ammunition I'm an American Hunting Man I've hunted deer to wild turkey Most things I make into jerkey My vision ***** it's kind of murky I'm an American Hunting Man Went fishing once and snagged my ear Flipped the boat and spilled the beer I gave up fishing to hunt deer I'm An American Hunting Man Give me beer and loaded guns I'm sure we're gonna have some fun I dress in camo when I can I'm an American Hunting Man I'm an American Hunting Man I was shooting ducks one time I shot a truck, but that was fine Until I found out it was mine I'm an American Hunting Man Give us weaponry and beer Then get away when we are near There's nothing more that you can fear Than an American Hunting Man I have the shakes and I can't see When I shoot once I bring down three One for real and two for free I'm an American Hunting Man Give me beer and loaded guns I'm sure we're gonna have some fun I dress in camo when I can I'm an American Hunting Man I'm an American Hunting Man
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Mar 27, 2014
Mar 27, 2014 at 12:01 AM UTC
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