*I jaywalk,
Hoping a car will hit me.
I take one extra painkiller,
Hoping to overdose.
I shave my legs a little too hard,
Hoping to get cut.
I sit in the front seat,
Hoping to be the victim of a car crash.
I wish for city riots,
Hoping to get shot.
I try getting sick,
Hoping to end up in the hospital.
I use electrical appliances with wet hands,
Hoping to get electrocuted.
I pray for an earthquake,
Hoping to get caught under the rubble.
I want to get dumped,
Hoping to die of heartbreak.
I hope for all of this,
So when I say it was an accident,
I won't be lying.*
Jan 24, 2014
Jan 24, 2014 at 2:05 PM UTC
*I jaywalk,
Hoping a car will hit me.
I take one extra painkiller,
Hoping to overdose.
I shave my legs a little too hard,
Hoping to get cut.
I sit in the front seat,
Hoping to be the victim of a car crash.
I wish for city riots,
Hoping to get shot.
I try getting sick,
Hoping to end up in the hospital.
I use electrical appliances with wet hands,
Hoping to get electrocuted.
I pray for an earthquake,
Hoping to get caught under the rubble.
I want to get dumped,
Hoping to die of heartbreak.
I hope for all of this,
So when I say it was an accident,
I won't be lying.*
